ISIS apocalypse beliefs: If and when ISIS gets reduced to about 5,000 members, Jesus will descend to - Polidicks

Video in link [url]http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2015/02/19/gk-graeme-wood-on-isis.cnn?iid=ob_article_organicsidebar_expansion&iref=obnetwork[/url] Around 2:30 :v:

Kinda fits in with the "The West is the embodiment of Satan." shtick.

Now I wonder how many hardcore Christians are gonna sign up with the Kurds just so they can get the Second Coming to roll around

Good luck, I don't think Jesus would want to save ethnic cleansers.

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;47192478]Now I wonder how many hardcore Christians are gonna sign up with the Kurds just so they can get the Second Coming to roll around[/QUOTE] "Jesus Akbar! JESUS AKBAR!"

The guest looks like Elon Musks cousin.

That's so hilariously confused and insecure. If they were really dying for the right cause and in his name, why should they worry about him coming and saving them? Even if they all died to the last man, they would all go to their amazing heaven, no?

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47192720]That's so hilariously confused and insecure. If they were really dying for the right cause and in his name, why should they worry about him coming and saving them? Even if they all died to the last man, they would all go to their amazing heaven, no?[/QUOTE] Well, considering ISIS is the Islamic State... I doubt it...

If memory serves right he's painted in a good light in the Quran, not to mention he's even in the Dome of the Rock as well in some of the artwork inside.

Jesus coming back is part of the Islamic end times myth for those who don't know. It's not like ISIS just came up with this out of nowhere and tried to blend with Christianity or something.

[QUOTE=Explosions;47192874]Jesus coming back is part of the Islamic end times myth for those who don't know. It's not like ISIS just came up with this out of nowhere and tried to blend with Christianity or something.[/QUOTE] Jews are waiting for Jesus too. Everyone is waiting for Jesus.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47192879]Jews are waiting for Jesus too. Everyone is waiting for Jesus.[/QUOTE] Not entirely sure, but I think Jews reject Jesus as the Messiah? So they aren't exactly waiting for him.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47192879]Jews are waiting for Jesus too. Everyone is waiting for Jesus.[/QUOTE] Some Jews even call him Yahushua (Jesus) because of a famous rabbi's prophecy. Rabbi Yitzak Khaduri wrote a note that was to be opened a year after his death (he died at 108) and on it he said that the messiah would arrive after the death of ariel sharon, and the blood moon tetrad. The name of the messiah which he wrote down, to the dismay of many a Jew, is Yahushua.

[QUOTE=Explosions;47192874]Jesus coming back is part of the Islamic end times myth for those who don't know. It's not like ISIS just came up with this out of nowhere and tried to blend with Christianity or something.[/QUOTE] No one said that, though?

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;47192891]Not entirely sure, but I think Jews reject Jesus as the Messiah? So they aren't exactly waiting for him.[/QUOTE] Well, they are waiting for [I]the messiah[/I] who might or might not be Jesus. They don't believe it was Jesus, but the others do, so it kinda depends on that.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47192935]No one said that, though?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Explosions;47192874]for those who don't know.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47192935]No one said that, though?[/QUOTE] it's a bit implied i guess for those that aren't experts of the religion

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47192935]No one said that, though?[/QUOTE] Considering how hard ISIS tries to make themselves seem like anything but shit incarnate, it wouldn't surprise me if uninformed people would make that conclusion.

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47192879]Jews are waiting for Jesus too. Everyone is waiting for Jesus.[/QUOTE] Jews are waiting for the real "Jesus" aka messiah.

i would love for them to be surrounded by allied forces and then have some guy dressed up as jesus sneak in to their compound and start fucking with them

Yeah, ISIS is going too far with their stuff... Denmark and France... It's just.. Ahh

[QUOTE=Zenreon117;47192901]Some Jews even call him Yahushua (Jesus) because of a famous rabbi's prophecy. Rabbi Yitzak Khaduri wrote a note that was to be opened a year after his death (he died at 108) and on it he said that the messiah would arrive after the death of ariel sharon, and the blood moon tetrad. The name of the messiah which he wrote down, to the dismay of many a Jew, is Yahushua.[/QUOTE] This is kind of a fun fact: Jesus' actual original name was and correctly remains Joshua. It's just that when translating it around from Hebrew, Yehoshua/Yeshua, to Greek, which is what the New Testament was originally written in, it was made Iesous-- and then when it was translated into Latin, it became Iesus. [editline]23rd February 2015[/editline] On topic, call me when he finally shows up plz. He's been late for his second coming a lot of times in the last two millennia.

aaaand hundai comercial... seriously hundai do you want your cars advertised BEFORE a bit on ISIS?

I think the term should be Messiah, not Jesus. Basically Islam, Jewish, and Christian religions all call on the coming of the Messiah. They should of said messiah instead of saying Jesus.

Has anyone seen Dark Messiah?

[QUOTE=Sableye;47193859]aaaand hundai comercial... seriously hundai do you want your cars advertised BEFORE a bit on ISIS?[/QUOTE] I now plan on using a Hyundai next time I commit jihad on the west so I think it was pretty effective.

I once commited samurai, it was extremely painful, but I'm a big guy. :-) [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of Permabanned User" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Propane Addict;47194001]I now plan on using a Hyundai next time I commit jihad on the west so I think it was pretty effective.[/QUOTE] i was drivin a Lincoln before i was jihading in a Lincoln

Yeah, good luck with getting into Heaven guys. I'm sure God Himself will welcome you with open arms at the pearly gates. Either that or hoards of your victims ready to kick you back to Hell.

[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;47193915]I think the term should be Messiah, not Jesus. Basically Islam, Jewish, and Christian religions all call on the coming of the Messiah. They should of said messiah instead of saying Jesus.[/QUOTE] No, it's actually Jesus. It specifically says in the Quran that Jesus (Isa, as he is known in Arabic) will come back during the end times and fight with the Mahdi against the false messiah.