[img]http://kashiassets.tilted.com/production/assets/images/products/good_friends_cereal_original/large.jpg[/img]
Whoa Kashi. Slow down.
First you make a shitty-tasting cereal with a random mixture of questionably edible shapes, then you charge up the ass for a box of it, and you call us good friends?
This is what it looks like out of the box.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2245/2229073669_343a0794df.jpg[/img]
It's rodent feed. This explains why there's no picture of it on the box; if I knew that's what it looked like I wouldn't have bought it.
Let's not forget the people on the box here. Nobody is that happy. Look at that smile. "Hippy-yay-hoo-ha! Let's have a diverse party where nobody drinks!" Bullshit. No Way. I don't buy it. No that guy is either fucking the shit out of that poor lady or he's coked up and ready to smile at just about anything. [i]And[/i] he's fucking her hard.
When's the last time you've seen a sober, happy 50 year old? Never. Once you turn 22 you realize that you have nothing to look forward to and you're going to die and life sucks and you're never happy again. Duh.
I know these things. I'm an expert at friendship. Look at me and my friend. We're so happy.
[img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v311/178/11/688215672/n688215672_1617221_7998.jpg[/img]
Suck it Kashi. Your bullshit graphics make me only want more burgers.
Frosted flakes is where it's at, everything else is inferior.
That cereal really looks like it's made of 100% fiber
You should totally go as Agent 47 on Halloween.
And then assassinate the CEO of the cereal company
[img]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/m_7b37455fef6e97521ec44543fe8e03ea.jpg[/img]
This is the real stuff.
hey another thread made by you with a picture of you
[QUOTE=mr-kaki;20363722]You should totally go as Agent 47 on Halloween.
And then assassinate the CEO of the cereal company[/QUOTE]
Oh I get it 'cause I'm bald.
also brown dudes with gray hair don't have weiners this is a clinical fact hth
[QUOTE=Tugger;20363736]hey another thread made by you with a picture of you[/QUOTE]
Not my damn fault I'm so pretty.
who would want twigs in their cereal?
old people who don't get enough fiber, that's who.
This cereal tastes like nothing. It's like eating crunchy.
This is the shit:
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vEKrIq1lL.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3335/3240946258_522819a128.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363635]
Once you turn 22 you realize that you have nothing to look forward to and you're going to die and life sucks and you're never happy again. Duh.
[/QUOTE]
WRONG!
That's when you turn 40.
[QUOTE=archangel125;20363801]WRONG!
That's when you turn 40.[/QUOTE]
Fuck your optimism right up it's proverbial ass.
EDIT
Sorry low blood sugar.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363785]This cereal tastes like nothing. It's like eating crunchy.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2a95hjb.jpg[/IMG]
?
Crunchy candy bar :smile:
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363822]Fuck your optimism right up it's proverbial ass.
EDIT
Sorry low blood sugar.[/QUOTE]
That's because the 20s are the age when people have more sex than they ever did during their teenage years. How could that possibly be depressing?
Raisin Bran is the shit i dont give a fuck
[QUOTE=DiscoPony;20363842][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2a95hjb.jpg[/IMG]
?
Crunchy candy bar :smile:[/QUOTE]
More like...
[img]http://www.perfectlypawsible.com/images/GULP/RocksInBowl.JPG[/img]
seriously cpt. bald you can do better than this
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363942]More like...
[rocks][/QUOTE]
Damn, that's harsh. It's good for your colon though.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20363942]More like...
[img]http://www.perfectlypawsible.com/images/GULP/RocksInBowl.JPG[/img][/QUOTE]
i can make rock soup
[QUOTE=Egevened;20363970]seriously cpt. bald you can do better than this[/QUOTE]
Your optimism and faith in me has inspired me to put more thought into future threads. Thank you, Egevened, for I shall use your motivation to drive all future works of mine. Bless you sir. I'll write your name on the bathroom wall next time I take a shit.
[QUOTE=Ordinos;20363977]i can make rock soup[/QUOTE]
And I can throw you a rock.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;20364848]Your optimism and faith in me has inspired me to put more thought into future threads. Thank you, Egevened, for I shall use your motivation to drive all future works of mine. Bless you sir. I'll write your name on the bathroom wall next time I take a shit.[/QUOTE]
honestly excuse me for insulting your work of art
i'm all for trolling irrelevant sections but come on shit like this is not even funny
Do your friends call you Captain Bald or do they call you by your name?
So who are those two on the front of the box? Just a random old couple? :raise:
[QUOTE=jota de;20365173]Do your friends call you Captain Bald or do they call you by your name?[/QUOTE]
But his name [I]is [/I]Captain Bald.
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