Man found on road with penis cut off - Middlesbrough - Polidicks

[t]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/73565000/jpg/_73565751_73563639.jpg[/t] [quote]The man was found at the side of the A66 in the early hours A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off. The 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours "in a distressed state" with wounds to his groin after the attack. The road, from Greystones Roundabout to Church Lane in Middlesbrough, was shut earlier while searches of the area were carried out. It has now reopened. A 22-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and later bailed. Cleveland Police said the injured man had been placed in an induced coma in hospital. The force said in a statement: "Police can confirm that the man found this morning on the A66 had wounds to his groin area. "Officers are continuing to investigate and are appealing for anyone with information to contact them."[/quote] [url]http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tees-26565833[/url] Looks like that penis insurance could have cum-in-handy. Sorry.

[quote]"in a distressed state"[/quote] that's an understatement. I'd probably pass out the INSTANT I started seeing my dick spurting out blood like a sprinkler. [I](I'm sorry)[/I] C'mon geico, who doesn't want a little green gecko making sure your dick is safe? I'm mostly interested to see why the fuck his attacker decided to chop his cock off

This is why you stay out of Middlesborough.

[QUOTE]A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off.[/QUOTE] Mm. Nope. Nuh-uh. No. Nix. Nada. The mental image is just too much for me to handle right now, not to mention imagining this happening to one self.

I'm guessing he wishes his dick was insured right about now. :v:

Sometimes I question my decision to go to University in Middlesbrough :v:

My fiend goes to uni in Middlesbrough and is trying to convince me it's a nice place. Nope.

I guess the upside to going to college there some time ago was I wasn't this guy

Ouch, poor poor man.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44225242]I'm guessing he wishes his dick was insured right about now. :v:[/QUOTE] Damn yoooouuuu I wanted to :[

I live near Middlesbrough and I go there quite often. It's not an awful place as long as you keep within the town area. That said, stories like this never surprise me. The North ain't great, I'll be honest.

Obviously a publicity stunt for penis insurance.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;44225315]My fiend goes to uni in Middlesbrough and is trying to convince me it's a nice place. Nope.[/QUOTE] I go to Middlesbrough (Teesside) uni, the uni is decent but the place itself... Yeah, I'd stay away.

So when did shit like this leave Florida and start invading the rest of the world?

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;44225478]I live near Middlesbrough and I go there quite often. It's not an awful place as long as you keep within the town area. That said, stories like this never surprise me. The North ain't great, I'll be honest.[/QUOTE] Middlesbrough is like the armpit of the north though.

[QUOTE=bravehat;44225645]So when did shit like this leave Florida and start invading the rest of the world?[/QUOTE] Don't worry; I can keep the Florida articles coming

damn thats bad, theres no way he can have a boner now, i hope his wife is loyal. whoever did this is a huge asshole, why would you do that? :/ I wouldnt be surprised if it was justin bieber that did this, that kid has done nothing but dumb shit lately , and this kinda stuff fits into that category but if he did it thats gone way too far... [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Terrible series of posts" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Whoever did this must have been a dick. fuck that mental image of the man on the street with his fucking dick cut off.

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44225665]Don't worry; I can keep the Florida articles coming[/QUOTE] Who knows, he might have a nemesis in the new and mighty Middlesbrough man,

I have a friend that goes to Teeside Uni. I need to text him to make sure his dick is still attached; and hope he's seen the news story.

[QUOTE=bravehat;44225706]Who knows, he might have a nemesis in the new and mighty Middlesbrough man,[/QUOTE] "Boro man mugs Florida man in broad daylight, Florida man concedes defeat after just one round."

I love my town.

I feel bad for this guy knowing that his wing dang doodle is half way across the galaxy by now to be used as an alien aphrodisiac

[QUOTE=Sindri335;44225677]damn thats bad, theres no way he can have a boner now, i hope his wife is loyal. whoever did this is a huge asshole, why would you do that? :/ I wouldnt be surprised if it was justin bieber that did this, that kid has done nothing but dumb shit lately , and this kinda stuff fits into that category but if he did it thats gone way too far...[/QUOTE] Where the fuck did this rambling post go from 'damn that's bad' to 'Justin Bieber did it' to 'if he did it that would go too far?' Christ, would you at least try to think before you post something?

[QUOTE=Pie_Tony;44225630]I go to Middlesbrough (Teesside) uni, the uni is decent but the place itself... Yeah, I'd stay away.[/QUOTE] I once went to visit the Uni because they wanted to demo their games design course, even though we had no interest and we made our descision on what we wanted to study, they made us go. I came back with TB, consumption and every single disease from the 1930's.

[QUOTE=Adamhully;44225998]I once went to visit the Uni because they wanted to demo their games design course, even though we had no interest and we made our descision on what we wanted to study, they made us go. I came back with TB, consumption and every single disease from the 1930's.[/QUOTE] they must have tidied up since then, I haven't had any of those yet and I live there

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44225820]Where the fuck did this rambling post go from 'damn that's bad' to 'Justin Bieber did it' to 'if he did it that would go too far?' Christ, would you at least try to think before you post something?[/QUOTE] this is what happens when you smoke salvia and attempt to post don't do it kids

Might be some kind of cheat-vengeance thing. [URL="https://24.media.tumblr.com/72871a51c4c36c2a2f687a699e8758b2/tumblr_n03fqxNDnB1runqcio1_1280.jpg"]On a side note, though.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sindri335;44225677]damn thats bad, theres no way he can have a boner now, i hope his wife is loyal. whoever did this is a huge asshole, why would you do that? :/ I wouldnt be surprised if it was justin bieber that did this, that kid has done nothing but dumb shit lately , and this kinda stuff fits into that category but if he did it thats gone way too far...[/QUOTE] Are you drunk?

[QUOTE=Sindri335;44225677]damn thats bad, theres no way he can have a boner now, i hope his wife is loyal. whoever did this is a huge asshole, why would you do that? :/ I wouldnt be surprised if it was justin bieber that did this, that kid has done nothing but dumb shit lately , and this kinda stuff fits into that category but if he did it thats gone way too far...[/QUOTE] You're the only icelandic poster I've ever seen, and I think you need to stop.