Source - [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html[/url]
[quote]Even as drunken student antics go, it was, by any stretch of the imagination, a disturbing scene. Surrounded by cheering rugby players, applauded by fellow members of the university netball team, 19-year-old Melissa Fontaine tipped back her head and giggled as fellow drinkers in the Students' Union bar pulled apart her eyelids and allowed them to pour a shot of vodka into her left eye.
'Vodka eyeballing', as it is known in student circles, is the latest drinking craze to sweep through Britain's universities.
Those who do it claim that it induces feelings of drunkenness at break-neck speeds, providing an instant high.
But the devastating long-term damage it causes is becoming a major concern among doctors and university authorities who already worry that Britain's student drinking culture is out of control.
Melissa, who left university last summer and is now 22, believes they are right to be worried. Her constantly watering left eye has been left permanently scarred by her antics. More worryingly still, she has been warned that her eyesight may deteriorate further as she gets older.
'I'm in constant pain because of what I did,' she says. 'And I'm terrified that it will get worse. I wish I could turn the clock back and change things. But I can't.'
It would be easy, of course, to dismiss Melissa as nothing more than a silly 'ladette'. But it is hard to reconcile that stereotype with the young woman she is today, fresh out of university in London with a first-class English degree, the privately-educated daughter of financiers, and an aspiring writer.
In short she is not the kind of young woman who might naturally be associated with Britain's spiralling binge-drinking youth culture.[/quote]
:pwn:
I see Britain's future ... I think.
It's a bit blurry.
that would literally make your eye feel like it was melting
I remember doing this in year 11. It is nothing new.
that was like 4 years ago
Oh god reading that article made my eyes tear up.
I hate to say natural selection, but how fucking stupid do you have to fucking be.
You're pouring ALCOHOL into your EYE. What the FUCK.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22001499]I hate to say natural selection, but how fucking stupid do you have to fucking be.
You're pouring ALCOHOL into your EYE. What the FUCK.[/QUOTE]
feels good man
[QUOTE=decilling;22001525]feels good man[/QUOTE]
So does strangling yourself while jacking off. Go ask David Carradine how that worked out.
This brings a tear to my eye.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22001499]I hate to say natural selection, but how fucking stupid do you have to fucking be.[/QUOTE]
How is that natural selection? She's still able to reproduce.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22001540]So does strangling yourself while jacking off. Go ask David Carradine how that worked out.[/QUOTE]
I only did it once and my eyes are fine.
Never has that emote fit so well.
Gah...some people just need to be prevented from reproducing.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;22001624]This brings a tear to my eye.
How is that natural selection? She's still able to reproduce.[/QUOTE]
Not if she is horribly disfigured with her melted eye.
This makes cum shot to the eye sound safe.
Strongbow in the eye is more manly, though from personal experience, more painful.
Haha I draw the line of eyeball Paul'ing.
Gas chambering spirits is fun though.
Hey, I'm gonna try this with spaghetti sauce. And after that I'll try molten lead. Hell yeah.
When your shitfaced its a really like cool good idea.
I once tried to pour wine in my eye from the bottle, was really shitfaced, then decided it was a bad idea and proceeded to fall out of my friends attic conversion and onto the next staircase.
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;22001636]Never has that emote fit so well.[/QUOTE]
Well there was that one time where that girl had that eye disorder that made her look exactly like the emote and it was posted. That fit pretty well
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22001499]I hate to say natural selection, but how fucking stupid do you have to fucking be.
You're pouring ALCOHOL into your EYE. What the FUCK.[/QUOTE]
What he says. It's a terrible idea and that girl pretty much deserves it.
This is fake. As with all daily mail shit.
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;22002368]This is fake. As with all daily mail shit.[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot.
And so is that person.
Dail Mail is a terrible newspaper, that is true.
They were and avid supporter of Nazism before WW2.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;22002524]Dail Mail is a terrible newspaper, that is true.
They were and avid supporter of Nazism before WW2.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't even use it as cat litter. :v:
[QUOTE=Rosek;22002548]I wouldn't even use it as cat litter. :v:[/QUOTE]
It's the only newspaper my mum reads. And she's a psycho.
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;22002553]It's the only newspaper my mum reads. And she's a psycho.[/QUOTE]
Give her a firm backhand.
It runs little golden stories such as "Abortion hope after 'gay genes' finding"
hey at least this method is less gay than shoving a rum drenched tampon up ur ass. whats next freebasing rubbing alcohol?
