My puppylove childhood: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dog. - General

Well, throughout my childhood, I have had many puppy love experiences. Let's call this first dog "charlie." Charlie was my best friend, he was always there for me. We started becoming really close. Eventually, I would pet charlie lovingly and he would lick my face. That was the last I saw of charlie. I was forced to move. After I moved, I made friends with another puppy. Let's call him "George" George wasn't as nice as charlie, he didn't like to be petted much and usually snapped at me when i would try to play with him. We eventually learned to trust each other. One night, a week before i was to move to new york, George came to me with his favorite toy. He then instructed me how to use the toy. Of course it didn't really work, so George played with the toy himself. After I arrived at new york, I joined a dog club, to satisfy my interests in puppies. I met "Tom", A cute young pup, which i grew very fond of. We were inseparable. I treated him right, and he treated me right. We would regularly play dog house, where he would be on top of the doghouse and I would huddle inside of it. Of course this was innocent. One time, he came to "visit" my side of the dog house. He was tired, so he slept next to me. And before I knew it, in a childish doggy way, he placed his paw on my back. After this night, we regularly saw each other at the dog club, but we never talked or sustained eye contact very long. Well, that is the story of my puppy-love childhood. It feels good to tell people what i have been holding back and get it off my chest. Thank you for reading about what has formed me and my sexuality, and I hope more people to come clean with there puppy loving. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Posted a thread knowing he'd get banned." - ventilated))[/highlight]

Sounds like you had a decent childhood.

Stupidity in General Discussion: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the parody thread

These are late parody threads..

[quote] [Grub]: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16448936#post16448936[/url] [Grub]: I am awaiting my ban Ps360: you are a dumbass [Grub]: WHAT [Grub]: WHAT WAS THAT [Grub]: Well [Grub]: i think [Grub]: it is a superb [Grub]: trolling [Grub]: endeavureee[/quote] .

I'm rating you rainbow anyway.

[QUOTE=PS360;16448970].[/QUOTE] what is this nosense

I wish I had a dog.

[QUOTE=Interex;16449057]I wish I had a dog.[/QUOTE] How do people not get the meaning of this thread.

I'm gonna go with Charlie isn't a dog

Stupid parody

I'm getting sick of the parody thread titles.

I like cats better than dogs because they smell nice and are so soft :D

You missed the time frame to make a parody thread by a large margin.

[QUOTE=DoritoBanditV2;16449252]I like cats better than dogs because they smell nice and are so soft :D[/QUOTE] They don't smell any different :geno:

[QUOTE=Slig army;16449335]They don't smell any different :geno:[/QUOTE] Wet cat > Wet dog

[QUOTE=PS360;16448970].[/QUOTE] Lmao.

Not even a worthy troll really. [editline]04:46AM[/editline] you should just kill yourself [editline]04:47AM[/editline] and take your family with you [editline]04:47AM[/editline] :buddy:

[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;16449484]Not even a worthy troll really. [editline]04:46AM[/editline] you should just kill yourself [editline]04:47AM[/editline] and take your family with you [editline]04:47AM[/editline] :buddy:[/QUOTE] this :buddy: