Are you tired of Markread shit?

[meefy]

Well, here is a temporary solution:

Step 1: install this greasemonkey script:

// ==UserScript==
// @name          exploitdetector
// @namespace     exploitdetector
// @description   Also cocks.
// @include       http://*.facepunch*.com/showthread*
// ==/UserScript==


var getposts =  document.evaluate("//div[@class='messagetext']", document, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);

for (var i = 0; i < getposts.snapshotLength; i++) {
	getposts.snapshotItem(i).innerHTML = decodeURI(getposts.snapshotItem(i).innerHTML);
	getposts.snapshotItem(i).innerHTML = getposts.snapshotItem(i).innerHTML.replace(/\<img src=\"http\:\/\/www\.facepunch\.com\/forumdisplay\.php\?do\=markread\" alt\=\"\" border\=\"0\"\>/gi, "<blink><span style='color:red;font-size:20pt;font-weight:bold;'>I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT, PLEASE REPORT MY POST</span></blink>");
};

Step2: Whenever you see a post that has: [highlight]I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT, PLEASE REPORT MY POST[/highlight] in a huge blinking font, report it.

Any questions?

To install, save the code a something.user.js, and drag the file into firefox.

[BigRedButton]

what does this do

[PoorFellow]

isn't this fixed already

[meefy]

[QUOTE=BigRedButton;16865559]what does this do[/QUOTE]

Every post with the markread exploit gets [highlight]I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT, PLEASE REPORT MY POST[/highlight] in a huge blinking font added to it

[smurfy]

Tankyuo

[meefy]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;16865585]isn't this fixed already[/QUOTE]

no.

[PyroCF]

Awesome. Nice solution until it gets fixed.

[smurfy]

How do I install a GreaseMonkey script that's just text? I CANT PASTE IT ANYWHERE

[meefy]

[QUOTE=smurfy;16865634]How do I install a GreaseMonkey script that's just text? I CANT PASTE IT ANYWHERE[/QUOTE]

To install, save the code a something.user.js, and drag the file into firefox.

[Orkel]

[QUOTE=Morphology53;16865593]Every post with the markread exploit gets [highlight]I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT, PLEASE REPORT MY POST[/highlight] in a huge blinking font added to it[/QUOTE]

What is the markread exploit?

[Calmoo]

Wait, what's the markead exploit, what did I miss?

[Zero Vector]

Oh I saw this exploit earlier, and I clicked it.

I'm not gonna die, right?

[meefy]

It's just like the old ratings exploit, I'm sure someone will do it in this thread shortly.

[smurfy]

How come it doesn't fuck up the link at the bottom of the index?

[Zero Vector]

[QUOTE=Morphology53;16865706]It's just like the old ratings exploit, I'm sure someone will do it in this thread shortly.[/QUOTE]

Oh does it make it say there's a ton of people reading a thread or something

[meefy]

[QUOTE=Zero Vector;16865724]Oh does it make it say there's a ton of people reading a thread or something[/QUOTE]

No, if you put the url for "mark forums as read" in image tags, everyone who sees the post gets every thread marked as read.

[Garion vz. 2]

Thanks brah.

[Zero Vector]

Ohh, that's why they all appear that way...

Testing to see if I'm not a gigantic faggot

yay

[meefy]

[QUOTE=smurfy;16865718]How come it doesn't fuck up the link at the bottom of the index?[/QUOTE]

Why would it?

[PoorFellow]

[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/4vlh5y.jpg[/img]

Everything looks fine to me

[vkat]

Very nice.

[meefy]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;16865786]

Everything looks fine to me[/QUOTE]

Go here, and let me know how well that works for you:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=794670[/url]

[PoorFellow]

[QUOTE=Morphology53;16865842]Go here, and let me know how well that works for you:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=794670[/url][/QUOTE]

you fucking nigger

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism." - ventilated))[/highlight]

[Zero Vector]

[QUOTE=Morphology53;16865842]Go here, and let me know how well that works for you:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=794670[/url][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/21cwlsz.png[/IMG]

[meefy]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;16865851]you fucking nigger[/QUOTE]

Yeah I know, fucking sucks doesn't it.

[PoorFellow]

[QUOTE=Morphology53;16865861]Yeah I know, fucking sucks doesn't it.[/QUOTE]

this doesn't make me want to download your script you damn salesman!!1

[meefy]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;16865892]this doesn't make me want to download your script you damn salesman!!1[/QUOTE]

Adblock works better anyway, but this makes it plainly obvious who the retards are.

[PoorFellow]

[QUOTE=Morphology53;16865909]Adblock works better anyway, but this makes it plainly obvious who the retards are.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't really bother me that much really.

[meefy]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;16865920]It doesn't really bother me that much really.[/QUOTE]

Me neither, I'm hungover as fuck and needed something to do.

[PoorFellow]

Nice script though, I'm sure this will prove useful for mods.

[editline]07:22PM[/editline]

You broke my automerge. I hate you even more now