[url]http://abcnews.go.com/US/dolphins-found-shot-mutilated-gulf-mexico/story?id=17754229[/url]
[quote=ABC News]Authorities are investigating a string of attacks on dolphins along the Gulf Coast after some of the marine mammals were found with gunshot wounds and mutilations.
"We responded to one dolphin from Alabama that had its tail cut off," said Dr. Moby Solangi, of the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies. "We responded to a dolphin this morning from Ship Island that had its lower jaw cut off. In the last week we had a dolphin with a bullet hole in it."
In response, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has asked officials to be on alert for any attacks in the waters off of Louisiana, Mississippi and Florida.
The gentle creatures have long been the star attraction at marine parks around the world and are believed to be the world's second most intelligent animal, making the attacks seem even more incomprehensible.
"I think it's important that everyone understand that this is not only cruel, but it's also illegal," Solangi said.
If the perpetrators are caught, they could face up to a year in jail and fines of up to $100,000.[/quote]
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It was rape, nice job ventilated.
"up to a year in jail"
that's it? I thought it would be at least a few years.
It is the sharks. They're learning.
They probably witnessed a drug exchange in the gulf.
god damn dolphin on dolphin crime, I always knew they used guns.
They were so close to retirement to.
it was the shark drug cartels.
Sleeping with the fishes
[QUOTE=Blazyd;38503302]"up to a year in jail"
that's it? I thought it would be at least a few years.[/QUOTE]
dolphins aren't real people
just like gays
This is why dolphins [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17116882]need human rights[/url]
They should be able to vote too
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EBqPZyo88[/media]
Karl was right and now they're attacking their own kind
[QUOTE=smurfy;38503372]This is why dolphins [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17116882]need human rights[/url]
They should be able to vote too[/QUOTE]
[I]In Iceland, killer whales and fishermen have been known to work together. The whales show the fishermen where to lay their nets, and in return are allowed to feed on part of the catch. Then they lead the fleet to the next fishing ground.[/I]
The fuck.
And no fuck them no voting right, damn sealife immigrants.
How'd he get a shovel in his head like that anyway?
Mods, mods, mods, please... ^ (Thank you Orkel)
[editline]18th November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;38503413][I]In Iceland, killer whales and fishermen have been known to work together. The whales show the fishermen where to lay their nets, and in return are allowed to feed on part of the catch. Then they lead the fleet to the next fishing ground.[/I]
The fuck.
And no fuck them no voting right, damn sealife immigrants.[/QUOTE]
Day 1: Dolphins are granted citizenship worldwide.
Day 2: 75% of Dolphins are arrested for rape and bestiality.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;38503530]Mods, mods, mods, please... ^ (Thank you Orkel)
[editline]18th November 2012[/editline]
Day 1: Dolphins are granted citizenship worldwide.
Day 2: 75% of Dolphins are arrested for rape and bestiality.[/QUOTE]
August 4, 1997: Dolphins are granted citizenship worldwide.
August 29, 1997: Dolphins take control of the world's nuclear weapons. Judgement day
They responded to a dolphin? Like it called for help and the authorities heard them???
[QUOTE=Comcastic;38503310]god damn dolphin on dolphin crime, I always knew they used guns.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aKn6s.jpg[/IMG]
Why would anyone mutilate a dolphin?
[QUOTE=smurfy;38503372]This is why dolphins [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17116882]need human rights[/url]
They should be able to vote too[/QUOTE]
I actually agree with this, minus the voting bit.
[QUOTE=Squarebob;38503394][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EBqPZyo88[/media]
Karl was right and now they're attacking their own kind[/QUOTE]
This is what came to mind when reading the title.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;38503315]it was the shark drug cartels.[/QUOTE]
No no no, sharks are actually pretty chill. It was [I]dolphin[/I] drug cartels.
Dolphins are dicks.
I'm pretty sure this is a scientific fact.
(Aren't they one of the very few species that kill others for fun?)
You guys need to stop asking for dolphins to have rights. Mexico is obviously treating them just like it's people.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;38507112]You guys need to stop asking for dolphins to have rights. Mexico is obviously treating them just like it's people.[/QUOTE]
Equal rights are a bitch.
[QUOTE=Squarebob;38503394][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EBqPZyo88[/media]
Karl was right and now they're attacking their own kind[/QUOTE]
I was expecting this as I scrolled down the page.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGepBtBCuTY[/media]
Dammit japan
