Amou Haji, 80 year old iranian man who smokes animal poop and hasn't bathed in 60 years. - Polidicks

[URL]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/15/amou-haji-iran-hasnt-bathed-60-years_n_4602936.html[/URL] [QUOTE]He claims cleanliness brings him sickness. By that logic, you'd probably smoke animal turds, too. Amou Haji, an 80-year-old Iranian, is being called the world's dirtiest man. In an article published Jan. 6, he told the Tehran Times that he hasn't bathed in 60 years. Haji reportedly lives in isolation in Dejgah village, in the Southern Iranian province of Fars, subsists on rotten porcupine meat, and says the thought of a bath after all this time makes him very angry.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/35/8kp.bmp[/IMG]

So he's basically like the average Fast Threader?

I kind of want to smell him. Also I can't imagine wearing a metal helmet to stay warm works well

What are his feelings on rain? Also, I wonder if people with OCD will hunt him down and try to wash him.

My god [t]http://i.imgur.com/E4EI01m.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/o99zYEW.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/9Pf0hAX.jpg[/t] I didn't think it was possible for one person to be so dirty [quote]In addition to animal feces, Haji apparently likes regular smokes as well -- five at a time. [/quote]Ooop [t]http://i.imgur.com/h4SCvyB.jpg[/t]

This guy must have like 5000 disases or something, how can you live in those conditions and not die [t]http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/3_stooges_syndrome.jpg[/t]

It's like his hands are turning scaly or into leather

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;43576585]This guy must have like 5000 disases or something, how can you live in those conditions and not die[/QUOTE] he's been living in those conditions for a while now so his immune system probably super fucking tough

he looks like hes made of stone

Looks like he smoked a stick of dynamite [IMG]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/35/8kp.bmp[/IMG]

not bathing is one thing, [I]but[/I] smoking animal feces? what the fuck

Jesus, his skin is like something you'd see on a orc or something [img]http://puu.sh/6oF7g.jpg[/img]

is he smoking out of sewage pipes?

Imagine if he had a bath, all that water would turn into toxic sludge and they would have to call a hazmat team to remove it :v:

If you wanted him clean you better get a hammer and chisel.

man he needs some lotion

also, this picture makes me feel pretty bad for the guy, he looks like he's finally realised what's happened to him [t]http://i.imgur.com/6OL802M.jpg[/t]

Goddamn, that's pretty much what most people would have been like if you go back far enough. How did they manage to make themselves fuck each other?

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/h4SCvyB.jpg[/thumb] I wonder how many cartons he smokes a day.

Why did I read the comments [t]http://puu.sh/6oFuU.png[/t]

i wonder if scientists can analyse his immune system and create some sort of super immune serum

Found out how got that look [video=youtube;pXI1PDTp5gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXI1PDTp5gk[/video]

He hasn't bathed since the 50's, food for thought

I wonder what his dick smells like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

His skin looks like elephant skin.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;43576729]He hasn't bathed since the 50's, food for thought[/QUOTE] He was a promising young man in a suit until the US fucked around with Iranian politics. Its a symbol.

[QUOTE=elevate;43576747]I wonder what his dick smells like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE] Nevermind that, wonder what it looks like! Probably looks like an old Cuban cigar

I think I know a few construction workers who could best his record.

[QUOTE=Blazyd;43576752]His skin looks like elephant shit.[/QUOTE] More appropriate.

[QUOTE=Eltro102;43576719]i wonder if scientists can analyse his immune system and create some sort of super immune serum[/QUOTE]Reminds me of this [video=youtube;I_FrOy0vySM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_FrOy0vySM&feature=player_detailpage#t=234[/video] @3:55