I walked into the bathroom to wash my hands, as I do many times in a day, but as I dry my hands on the towel which hangs upon the bathroom door, I notice an unusual brown stain. I think to myself "No.. It can't possibly be!"
I inspect the stain closer, bringing my face right up to it, but sight alone can't always identify what you want it to. I bring my nose very close, less than a centimeter away from the stain.. and sniff.
SICK! GROSS! DISGUSTING! Someone wiped their ass on the towel! Here's a picture.
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Why would someone do this?! This upstairs bathroom always has a huge amount of toilet paper sitting on a small table right in front of the toilet! There's no way in hell anyone would need to resort to wiping their ass on the towel, and even if it was in an emergency, why the fuck did they hang it back on the door?! I dry my hands daily on this thing, and even worse, I dry my face on it too! The whole damn family uses this towel, so why would someone wipe their ass on it?! Sick!
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perhaps the shit was on their face?
[QUOTE=wheresmyfish;17675875]perhaps the shit was on their face?[/QUOTE]
They were shitfaced?:rolleye:
Time to buy a new towel.
Maybe someone who took a shower didn't wipe properly and went to go dry their ass crack.
Why would you post this on an internet forum? Really?
Just turn it around so that side isn't touching what you dry. No need to buy a whole new towel.
Even better, just cut that part out with an exacto knife :buddy:
Maybe they had a shit, had a shower then dried up? It seems the most plausible.
God what the fuck I was eating
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Why did you take a picture, really
Move out
why the fuck are you crying over a towel which has barely any shit on it.
just clean it and deal with it.
[QUOTE=M23;17675908]Why would you post this on an internet forum? Really?[/QUOTE]
Not only this, but personally my first reaction to finding what I suspect to be shit would definitely not be bringing my face right up to it.
Long story short, what are you doing?
I laughed so hard when I read the title
Taken a shit > had a shower > dried ass
:ms:
Find this person and bring him to justice! [b]Justice!![/b]
It was you wasnt it.
My brother used to do that. A lot.[QUOTE=M23;17675908]Why would you post this on an internet forum? Really?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, what a shitty thread idea.
"Stop right there ass wiping scum!"
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It's not shit. It's just the towel rotting. :pseudo:
You made my day :v:
threads like this make GD
It probobly is the towel rotting.
My white towels do that to. It's only natural.
I doubt it was shit.
Someone's a big asswipe.
This happened on a school trip too. The teachers had everyone interrogated to find out who did it. Boy were they mad...
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[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;17676598]"Stop right there ass wiping scum!"[/QUOTE]
-Pay fine
-Resist Arrest
-Wipe some more
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;17675905]Maybe someone who took a shower didn't wipe properly and went to go dry their ass crack.[/QUOTE]
Apparently they didn't shower properly either if they have shit on their ass.
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[i] I just use it for wiping my face, no idea where the shit came from. [/i]
222 220 175 1 chances it might be the towel that shat itself. Ever thought that might of happened?
I wipe my arse on the towel.
Guess that person's never heard of Bounty.
Towels are very expensive and rare, whoever did this should be severely punished!
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