One day I was at the antique shop I work at. Being an antique store, naturally, it attracts a lot of the older folks. I was sitting at the front desk, bored out of my mind, when a small, hunched old woman came up to me. She asked me to open one of the showcases that contained some jewlrey she was interested in purchasing. So, I grab the keys and go to open it.
As she is looking at an antique necklace...she flat out sharts in her pants. The smell was ghastly. I almost broke out laughing but I had to remain calm. The stench was worsening. The humour had died and now all I needed was fresh, unsoiled air. But no, she had to look at ALL the jewlrey in the case. I thought "this is the end. I am going to die".
But, she left and I inhaled fresh air again. That was the worst day of work I have ever expireinced.
Anyone else have a "shitty" day at work? What's your horror story?
More of a Fast thread really, but interesting.
I almost got slammed by a Forklift while browsing homedepot if that counts.
What is it with Facepunch and stories about people shitting pants?
fecal fetish
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;18192239]More of a Fast thread really, but interesting.
I almost got slammed by a Forklift while browsing homedepot if that counts.[/QUOTE]
That must have been scary. Do you work at Home Depot?
maybe she was keeping an antique watch up her ass :smug:
Nope, just strollin.
Applying for Pac Sun // Vans.
how do you know she sharted? Did you check in her pants?
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18192286]maybe she was keeping an antique watch up her ass :smug:[/QUOTE]
Pulp Fiction refrence?
I've been spending an inordinate amount of time in an assisted living type setup, basically a collection of old people who can't quite live on their own, that I may end up working at in the future.
What the hell do you think? :v:
Actually I've smelled more piss than shit so far.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;18192315]I've been spending an inordinate amount of time in an assisted living type setup, basically a collection of old people who can't quite live on their own, that I may end up working at in the future.
What the hell do you think? :v:
Actually I've smelled more piss than shit so far.[/QUOTE]
Have you met Mikfoz yet?
It's like exactly the opposite of the thread with the guy who shit himself in Home Depot or whatever
[QUOTE=Skipan;18192305]how do you know she sharted? Did you check in her pants?[/QUOTE]
Well along with the said stench, there was the sound of it beforehand. I mean, I'd be very fucking surprised if her diaper wasn't soiled. The whole situation was very awkward.
i had to kill a man today he disrespected my honor and my country
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long live belarus every1 else will die in the end
[QUOTE=Phanny;18194563]i had to kill a man today he disrespected my honor and my country
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long live belarus every1 else will die in the end[/QUOTE]
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I called a transvestite "sir" once. Apparently he was a woman. He told me to call my manager up to complain. First thing my manager says?
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
[QUOTE=Daolpu;18195620]I called a transvestite "sir" once. Apparently he was a woman. He told me to call my manager up to complain. First thing my manager says?
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"[/QUOTE]
i laughed
Did you hear it? Was it a genuine shart or more like a leaky valve. A good shart releases the poo with a bit of force (combined with some propelled intestinal gas), similar to that of a shotgun blast, but with less magnitude obviously, or the pants would be destroyed.
Maybe she just let a stanky toot?
shitageddon
[QUOTE=Aberhamlinken;18195956]Did you hear it? Was it a genuine shart or more like a leaky valve. A good shart releases the poo with a bit of force (combined with some propelled intestinal gas), similar to that of a shotgun blast, but with less magnitude obviously, or the pants would be destroyed.
Maybe she just let a stanky toot?[/QUOTE]
Huh. Maybe it WAS just a leaky valve. It was loud...but not like shotgun blast-force loud. but it WAS stanky as all hell.
[QUOTE=ARR DARMA;18195982]shitageddon[/QUOTE]
My friend showed me a video called that once
well that's shitty
what an asshole
Dude, that's gross
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;18196072]Dude, that's gross[/QUOTE]
No kidding.
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;18192366]It's like exactly the opposite of the thread with the guy who shit himself in Home Depot or whatever[/QUOTE]
Link?
[QUOTE=nono345;18196043]well that's shitty
what an asshole[/QUOTE]
How very.... punny! :rimshot:
Alright, enough with the shitty jokes. :rimshot:
There's this customer that comes into the pizza shop where I work every once in a while.
This man is so fat he is bound to a wheel chair. He probably also has many other medical issues.
I bring him up because he reeks. He reeks of urine so bad it is repulsive. It's like sitting in a room full of week old buckets of piss. It is horrible having to serve him because he treats his body like shit as well. He orders 4 slices of pizza, two large sized slushies (pure sugar) and a large soda. He also stays in the restaurant for at least 45 minutes and takes up so much space.
In short, he is a fat, smelly old guy bound to a wheelchair who reeks of urine who looks like he's gonna have a heart attack at any moment.
When I was younger, I had worked at a ranch doing odd jobs for some man. I had taken a few minutes break and he had thought I was staring at his horses dongs. He didn't confront me about it, he just walked up to the horse and grabbed it's penis so it would retract and went on his way to the barn.
Most awkward experience ever. :v:
If you work at a ranch, be prepared to see a lot of these:
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