Man Gives Girlfriend Another Chance After She Tore His Scrotum with Her Teeth - Polidicks

[quote] A mother of four who admitted biting her boyfriend's scrotum during a drunken row has been given a suspended jail term. Maria Topp, 44, from Gateshead, attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat in February. The 45-year-old DJ needed 19 stitches to a wound on his scrotum. The recorder at Newcastle Crown Court handed Topp, of Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months. He also ordered her to carry out 150 hours of unpaid work, and imposed a restraining order preventing her from contacting Mr Douglas. Recorder Robin Mairs said: "This relationship is over, I think both of you accept that." Topp had previously pleaded guilty to causing grievous bodily harm. That hearing was told that the pair, who had been in a relationship for about five years, had been drinking at the time of the attack, which Topp did not remember. 'Excruciatingly painful' It was not clear what sparked the violence between the couple in the early hours of 18 February. Police were called and found Mr Douglas with a wound to his scrotum which had left one of his testicles exposed. He has since made a full recovery. Recorder Mairs referred to the couple's "turbulent relationship" and said the pair must have been "blind drunk", after a sustained drinking session. He said to Topp: "You bit his scrotum with enough force to rip his skin. "It must have been excruciatingly painful."[/quote] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-15689943[/url] Fuck, that is probably the nicest fucking guy. And she's lucky to have him.

Brave. Fucking. Brave.

Take some balls to do that

"Scrotum" and "Teeth" should never be in the same sentence

Anyone else feel their balls shiver when reading the title?

I guess she's got him by the balls.. >.>

[QUOTE=Bradyns;37920156]I guess she's got him by the balls.. >.>[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zJYsb.jpg[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image Macro" - Terrenteller))[/highlight]

I've been bitten there, and I can say that this guy is Jesus incarnate.

Why was he arguing with his balls hanging out?

[QUOTE=clc666;37920178]I've been bitten there, and I can say that this guy is Jesus incarnate.[/QUOTE] Tell me more.

[QUOTE=King Tiger;37920195]Tell me more.[/QUOTE] Well, it wasn't near as bad as this mans experience as it was a joke instead of a hatred filled fury of ball ripage.

[QUOTE=clc666;37920178]I've been bitten there, and I can say that this guy is Jesus incarnate.[/QUOTE] ...Please.. continue with your tale. My balls are tensed and ready. [b]Edit[/b] Oh. Wait who the fuck bites a ballsack as a joke?

[QUOTE=Persecution;37920208]...Please.. continue with your tale. My balls are tensed and ready. [b]Edit[/b] Oh. Wait who the fuck bites a ballsack as a joke?[/QUOTE] My girlfriend. In fact the only spot that hasn't been bitten on my body is my butthole, for obvious reasons. The cheeks have taken a beating though.

[QUOTE=RobbL;37920193]Why was he arguing with his balls hanging out?[/QUOTE] Angry blow jobs of course.

[QUOTE=pogothemunty;37920232]Angry blow jobs of course.[/QUOTE] These exist, only if your dumb enough to believe her. I'm having deja vu. I think I commented about my ball abuse once in a thread about a man getting his balls twisted or something.

[QUOTE=pogothemunty;37920232]Angry blow jobs of course.[/QUOTE] Who has a blowjob in the middle of a heated row? It's a well known fact that you shouldn't expose your genitals to something that wants to kill you

[QUOTE=clc666;37920218]My girlfriend. In fact the only spot that hasn't been bitten on my body is my butthole, for obvious reasons. The cheeks have taken a beating though.[/QUOTE] ...My girlfriend bites me too, dude. what the fuck. Like she'll just say "Raah!" and chomp down on my fuckin' shoulder.

[QUOTE=Persecution;37920535]...My girlfriend bites me too, dude. what the fuck. Like she'll just say "Raah!" and chomp down on my fuckin' shoulder.[/QUOTE] Mine says nothing, and instead of shoulder it could be the back of my head.. The back of my fucking head.

Holy shit...He has a heart of gold...and balls...of gold.

[QUOTE=Swilly;37920562]Holy shit...He has a heart of gold...and balls...of gold.[/QUOTE] He has balls of steel.

[QUOTE=clc666;37920546]Mine says nothing, and instead of shoulder it could be the back of my head.. The back of my fucking head.[/QUOTE] I would love to be you. All the girls i have had were boring shit trading whores that never tried out anything.

[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;37920787]I would love to be you. All the girls i have had were boring shit trading whores that never tried out anything.[/QUOTE] I don't really get what you're saying, they're whores but never tried new things? Shit trading?

Been thinking about encasing my balls in an adamantium coating, so nothing will happen to them.

Wait. [QUOTE] The recorder at Newcastle Crown Court handed Topp, of Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, a 12-month sentence, suspended for 18 months. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE] He also ordered her to carry out 150 hours of unpaid work, and imposed a restraining order preventing her from contacting Mr Douglas. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE] Recorder Robin Mairs said: "This relationship is over, I think both of you accept that." [/QUOTE] Either I'm reading the article wrong or Facepunch isn't reading it whatsoever. That doesn't exactly seem like a "second chance" to me.

[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;37920787]I would love to be you. All the girls i have had were boring shit trading whores that never tried out anything.[/QUOTE] "shit trading" sounds pretty interesting.

[QUOTE=pogothemunty;37920232]Angry blow jobs of course.[/QUOTE] note to self: when having hate sex, skip foreplay

[QUOTE=clc666;37920546]Mine says nothing, and instead of shoulder it could be the back of my head.. The back of my fucking head.[/QUOTE] She might be a zombie.

The title made me cringe hard.

wow 19 stitches. I had 12. Because penis + zipper = :(

Just getting tapped in the balls makes me want throw up, how the fuck did he survive having them bitten off?