Meow...
:siren:If you get freaked out by blood, please don't read further!:siren:
Let me start it off like this.
I went outside for a smoke, yes, at 2:15 in the morning.
I was enjoying the quiet, the crickets chirping, and the cool breeze.
Everything was nice, so I lit up my cigarette.
When I clicked the flame on the lighter, I saw a black cat. Staring dead at me.
Before I knew what happened, the cat lunged at me, in my own damn back yard, and bit the shit out of my ankle. Sorry for you cat lovers, as I am one too, but I flung him off my foot.
Seems I flung him a little too far, as he hit my garage, but I kind of had to get his death grip off my ankle. He scurried away, unharmed, and I went back into my house.
Well, here's the assessment..
First assessment
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ljpcfd.jpg[/IMG]
Further assessment
[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2who3a1.jpg[/IMG]
After Cleanup
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2euobnn.jpg[/IMG]
I don't know what the cat's problem was, but I assume it may have to do with me smoking..
I don't know what the hell else it could be. I don't know what to think...
You guys ever had something like this happen, by a stray cat?
Cats don't like smokers.
He only had your health in mind when he attacked you. He was trying to make you stop, so you can live longer.
It's a sign, stop smoking.
Cats don't like smokers.
Otherwise more cats will attack you.
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If you fight back they'll all gang up on you like those cats from Ulthar.
If you aren't careful, they'll eat you in your sleep.
He could have just looked up at me and meowed, I might have not lit it.
But no, he got all hostile and pissy at me. :saddowns:
Cats are assholes by nature.
Cats are awesome.
Cats are awesome, I agree.
They are awesome, and assholes, at the same time...
One of a number of factors is probably that you weren't the cat's owner.
cats are awesome, and by awesome I mean total badasses that can seduce you with their cuteness then turn on you and fuck your ass up, kind of like james bond.
How old is the cat in question?
Have you noticed it before? It may consider your yard part of it's territory, and if you had never interacted with each other before, it thought you were an intruder.
It sounds like you showed it who's boss though.
[QUOTE=LCBADs;22527270]How old is the cat in question?[/QUOTE]
It looked a few years old at most, my guess is about 3 or 4. Still quite young. It looked like it was starving or something, didn't have barely any body weight.
Could of had rabies. Kind of weird that it just ran up on you and randomly attacked you like that.
If you replaced cats with women in the title, it could apply a lot of the time.
[QUOTE=Zoook;22527273]Have you noticed it before? It may consider your yard part of it's territory, and if you had never interacted with each other before, it thought you were an intruder.
It sounds like you showed it who's boss though.[/QUOTE]
No, haven't noticed it before.
I would think the smell of my Beagle throughout the yard would have scared it off to begin with, but whatever.
Dude get checked for rabies, cats would no away attack you like that.
And this intruder thing is bullshit, you're huge and the cat would rather run away even if you just looked at it.
I don't know if it's the flash, but damn you are so fucking white! Have you seen the sun for like... a year?
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22527344]No, haven't noticed it before.
I would think the smell of my Beagle throughout the yard would have scared it off to begin with, but whatever.[/QUOTE]
Cats have shit sense of smell.
[QUOTE=Canary;22527349]Dude get checked for rabies, cats would no away attack you like that.[/QUOTE]
I think I'm going to, as the bite hole has a little bit of pus now.
Go to a doctor, some cats carry a disease with them, that I don't remember the name of. Even household cats, not just stray cats.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22527362]I think I'm going to, as the bite hole has a little bit of pus now.[/QUOTE]
No you [b]ARE[/b] going to, you can die very quickly so do it today.
get a better cat (no really)
[QUOTE=Canary;22527455]No you [B]ARE[/B] going to, you can die very quickly so do it today.[/QUOTE]
You can't die quick from rabies!
Or can you?
*searches google*
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22527469]You can't die quick from rabies!
Or can you?
*searches google*[/QUOTE]
Only Holy Hubertus will cure you if you have Rabies.
I'm sorry.
That cat was radioactive and you'll turn into catman, effectively the effeminate version of batman.
I have a cat named Mittens. He will not let me pet him. Also, he's a fucking genius. He conspires and shit. He's pretty cute though :3:
