Around 8:45 P.M., I ordered pizza from Pizza Hut because I was hungry. They said it should be about half an hour so I waited downstairs. It never came. I went back upstairs at 9:30 and called back and asked where the pizza was, they asked for my house number and I said, "Uh yea the number is ***-***-0680." so I waited until about 10 for them to call back with the location of my pizza and called back furious. They apologized and said they'd call back with the location. I agreed to wait, but they never called. I called back at about 11 starving wondering where the fuck my pizza was, and why it wasn't inside of me already. They said, "Uh yea your address is **** College Street right?". Then I said grudgingly, "No...It's **** HELEN Street.". Then they were like, "OH MY BAD". So they said a manager would call me back, so I waited, and the call never came. So at 12:11 I'm ready to keel over and die, I call back and they seemed agitated too, they called the number I gave them, while I was on the line with them, and it wasn't my house that answered. I said forget it and hung up. It turns out I switched the middle numbers accidentally and they called the wrong house for 4 hours looking for R.J.(Me). They threatened not to call back so by that time the manager was all sassy so I decided, fuck it. Now it's 12:47 A.M., and I'm still hungry without food in my tummy :'(
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Find a place thats open 24/7?
Thank god it didn't cum, why the fuck would you want your pizza to cum?
You deserved it.
Sue them, tell them you contemplated suicide 5 times in between you ordering pizza and you not receiving pizza.
Eat your pet.
Look at it this way, now you can spend your money on something else another day when you're hungry.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20338300]Thank god it didn't cum, why the fuck would you want your pizza to cum?[/QUOTE]
Sex crazed freak.
I went to DQ at 8:51 and they decided to close early.
Rage.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20338340]:allears:[/QUOTE]
Stop thinking of me naked.
Make a sammich.
[QUOTE=alethemagicbum;20338279]:words:[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits perfectly. Keep a bunch of those cheap-ass ramen packages in the house, you'll never go hungry.
Fly a plane into the restaurant.
Apparently that's the thing to do now when you're frustrated with a particular facility.
now you can order from a real pizzeria instead of having fast food
sue them for one bajillion dollers
It's called keeping food in your apartment.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20338300]Thank god it didn't cum, why the fuck would you want your pizza to cum?[/QUOTE]
wow ur funny :allears:
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20338300]Thank god it didn't cum, why the fuck would you want your pizza to cum?[/QUOTE]
rofl
You fucked up. Not them.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20338300]Thank god it didn't cum, why the fuck would you want your pizza to cum?[/QUOTE]
I rated you useful because you are a tewl
Make a sandvich and hope that the Heavy won't come and steal it off you. I know I would :D
Anyway, that sucks how you pizza didn't get to you. I guess you now know, NEVER trust pizza hut to come to you.
Go out and pick up the pizza yourself.
Yeah, ^This^ would solve all your problems :P
next time you order a pizza try asking them to cut it into a pentagram and see how they respond.
Get a woman to cook for you?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20338300]Thank god it didn't cum, why the fuck would you want your pizza to cum?[/QUOTE]
Aren't you supposed to be wallowing in self-pity? Go cry in the corner.
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;20340004]Aren't you supposed to be [b][i]wallowing[/i][/b] in self-pity? Go cry in the corner.[/QUOTE]
I read that as "swallowing." :gonk:
No pizza for you
Did you pizza ever come?
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