• My DS being stolen caused my dad to vomit on me and walk in on my brother getting laid.
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Hey there, FP. The past few days, ive had by far the worst vacation of my life. My story that follows i rather fucked up, so here goes: Okay, so on the first day of my Caribbean cruise, my brother (Who is 20) told me and my dad to go snorkeling 2 days from then to have a bonding experience 1-1. Of course we accepted, but what followed the next day complicated things a lot. My dad was out buying a few drinks while i was on the cruise's pool, so I left my DSi in my dads bag and told him. Little did I know, he left the bag unattended, and when I came back it was gone. Needless to say i was pissed at him, but we went snorkeling the next day. While we were on a small boat with other tourists at sea, my dad and i started getting in an argument about my DS, and of course he didnt give a shit that the thing was gone. When we went in the water, i got really pissed after about 5 minutes and i swam off and hid in the boat. However, pops didnt know that and thought i drowned or something. Before he went snorkeling, my dad had a little bit of rum, and he usually doesnt drink. So when my dad found me crying cuz he doesnt care about any of my belngings, he was about to say something, but instead, rum+stress=nausea and he vomited all over me. So, after that i ran off screaming and didnt talk to him for the rest of the ride back (Which had to came back early.) Youd think thats bad enough, right? Well, my dad went off to buy antacids, and i went back to to the room. However, when i went inside, my brother having sex with a hot asian chick. We all screamed “WHAT DA FUCK!?!”. So after a few seconds, my nude bro said what is probly the geekiest thing ive ever heard: “Dude, you smell like a rotting Magikarp!” Me and the girl stared at him a few seconds, and then, i went in the bathroom and slammed the door. So, in other words, my brother didnt get laid because he likes pokemon. Nice. So fp, its your call. Whose fault is it?
my face before i read it: :wtc: my face after i read it: :wtc:
You were crying and then you got puked on.
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24099606]How old are you?[/QUOTE] 16.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24099606]How old are you?[/QUOTE] Hivemind
:wtc: OP got vomited on by his father... Freud has something to say about that.
I got to admit that was the most fucking funniest thing i have seen all day.
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099640]16.[/QUOTE] No wonder... Forget about the DSi and forget the whole thing ever happened.
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099640]16.[/QUOTE] At the age of 16 I couldn't fathom crying over a stolen DS and my father not really caring. Getting pissed, yes, but not hiding in the ship and crying.
im hoping your dad pukes on you again
I seriously expected badage boys here.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24099668]:wtc: OP got vomited on by his father... Freud has something to say about that.[/QUOTE] What is he going to have subconscious fantasies about it for the rest of his life?
How hot was the asian chick?
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[QUOTE=Super_Poo;24099718]How hot was the asian chick?[/QUOTE] This is relevant to my interest.
[QUOTE=Badal;24099728]Because having a $200 possession stolen is nothing, right?[/QUOTE] Never said it wasn't. But: [QUOTE=Lebowski;24099762]It's nothing to cry over.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Badal;24099728]Because having a $200 possession stolen is nothing, right?[/QUOTE] It's nothing to cry over.
It's nice to know that your geek to a brother knows what a rotten magikarp smells like.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;24099718]How hot was the asian chick?[/QUOTE] Sizzlin'.
[QUOTE=StigmaFinale;24099764]Sizzlin'.[/QUOTE] I would've asked your bro to share... [sp]...and then push him out so you can have her all to yourself.[/sp]
Thats just a dick move for swimming and hiding in the boat and making your dad think you drowned. [editline]08:27PM[/editline] Its your fault
Stop being a babby, this means you can get a 3DS with no qualms
:wtc:
Nvm
Sounds like the plot of a bad movie Fuck my automerge
I honestly thought this story would end in dad finding porn somewhere
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24099909]Wait, how old is your brosef?[/QUOTE] [quote]Okay, so on the first day of my Caribbean cruise, my brother (Who is 20)[/quote]
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