So I'm "friends" with this really creepy guy. He's always following me around, talking to me, etc.
One day he "accidentally" touched my boob and was like, "oops sorry are you mad?", not wanting to hurt him I said no. Then he starts getting weird, talking to himself and how the "fpdoctors" worked and how he doesn't have to touch himself at night any more.
Fast forward three weeks. I'm getting dressed, putting on my bra, when all of a sudden I notice a glint outside of the window. I notice is at binoculars and shut the window, screaming for my mom. We tried to track the perv down, but we couldn't find him.
The next day in school, he starts acting really weird around me, always seeming to be right behind me. I turn around one time and he's just BREATHING IN MY FACE.
It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so UGLY. His face has around a billion pimples populating it, and he's home to around three colonies of lice. He constantly picks his nose AND EATS IT. The worst part is, he may be a facepuncher.
So what do I do FP?
tell him to fuck off, it's really as simple as that
call the cops?
Tell Ryu-Gi to back off.
Fuck him
Convert him to communism, have sex with him, etc.
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Stick your fingers into his asshole. If he screams keeping jamming them up there until you feel his tongue. Then gently stroke it.
I like the "tell him to fuck off" option. It should work. You can even talk to someone at school if the situation gets worse.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;24650220]Convert him to communism, have sex with him, etc.[/QUOTE]
Shut the fuck up. you're not funny.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;24650220]Convert him to communism[/QUOTE]
It's amazing how that never gets old...
Tell him that if he enjoyed touching your boob he might enjoy touching your cock more.
slap him across the face then call the cops
Hope he reads the thread.
Tell him to fuck off. God how can you be so worried about his feelings when he's such a creep?
Maybe he just has no friends and wants someone to cling to. Are you absolutely sure that glint in the window was binoculars, by the way?
for the confused. boob = moobs
I wasn't done. You shouldn't have shut your window.
wait a second
[QUOTE=Zing;24650151]Fast forward three weeks. I'm getting dressed, putting on my bra, when all of a sudden I notice a glint outside of the window. I notice is at binoculars and shut the window, screaming for my mom. We tried to track the perv down, but we couldn't find him.[/QUOTE]
this is the most anime thing i've ever heard
calling bullshit on this part
This thread speaks to me
I hear a gentle whisper that says "troll"
Sorry are you mad?
[QUOTE=Myxinoidea;24650363]wait a second
this is the most anime thing i've ever heard
calling bullshit on this part[/QUOTE]
I'm thinking the OP saw some random reflection of the sun, and in paranoia came to the conclusion it was the weird guy.
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;24650375]Sorry are you mad?[/QUOTE]
haehaehaeh pretty epic post there. i fukin luv mudkopz xD
Guys, I think this is a parody thread.
[QUOTE=Myxinoidea;24650363]wait a second
this is the most anime thing i've ever heard
calling bullshit on this part[/QUOTE]
Ive also noticed she said she saw a glint through the window, then she says she shuts the window. Wtf.
[QUOTE=Zing;24650151]It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so UGLY. [/QUOTE]
Not vain at all then.
Well, the glint could have happened against the binoculars instead of the window. Or maybe she just meant she closed the blinds or curtains. Or maybe this is a troll.
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Solved the mystery. This is actually an elaborate parody thread of Leetman's.
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;24650322]Maybe he just has no friends and wants someone to cling to. Are you absolutely sure that glint in the window was binoculars, by the way?[/QUOTE]
It's him!
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