Did You Hear The One About The Comedian With No Arms And Legs?

[kaine123]

[video=youtube;mnrmYoWqMLM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnrmYoWqMLM[/video]

[QUOTE]Two years ago, film professor Will Lautzenheiser noticed a persistent cramp in his leg. Within days he was comatose, his organs failing one after the other as vicious strep bacteria swept through his body. He ended up spending five months in a hospital Intensive Care Unit, and the attack of necrotizing fasciitis — flesh-eating bacteria — cost him all his limbs.

[B]...[/B][/QUOTE]

[B]Read the article and watch the video please.[/B]
[url]http://commonhealth.wbur.org/2013/07/humor-disability-lost-limbs[/url]

[Remscar]

What a boss

[Overwatch 7]

I guess that makes him a sit-down comic.

[sp]First thing that came to mind, there was an episode of 'Beyond Belief' that had something similar to this.[/sp]

[Fatfatfatty]

So, a guy doesnt walk into a bar...

[QwertyTSecond]

Sounds like something out of House.
At least he'll be able to get pretty good prosthetics within his lifetime.

Oh my God his quips are legendary.

[arlygoodbrownie]

I seriously like this guy

He's just like
"You know how you [I]so[/I] want to make jokes about amputees, but you can't because it's offensive or whatever? Well I [I]am[/I] an amputee, fuckers, so I can make all the jokes I want."

[myon]

I want to see his improv

[solid_jake]

Sure doesn't stub out on the jokes

[Outro-intro]

"I bet it cost's an arm and a leg to get it to one of his shows, but you have to hand it to him, his jokes are a real slap on the knee. I bet he knows his routine like the back of his hand and seems like he got his feet wet in the comedy business. You know this reminds me-"

"Just stop." screamed all of facepunch as Outro-intro started his usual, PUNNY business.

Oh god, did I just make a pun out of pun and funny? Holy shit someone shoot me.

[Mercantoria]

[quote]Did You Hear The One About The Comedian With No Arms And Legs?[/quote]

No, what's the punchline? I'm stumped.

[Rageblood]

[QUOTE=TraderRager;41632679]No, what's the punchline? I'm stumped.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to go out on a limb here...

[Pyth]

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;41632340]as Outro-intro started his usual, PUNNY business.[/QUOTE]

Usual?

[Mercantoria]

[QUOTE=Rageblood;41632686]I'm going to go out on a limb here...[/QUOTE]

Oh, that one was wheel clever.

[Jtg811]

[QUOTE=Outro-intro;41632340]"I bet it cost's an arm and a leg to get it to one of his shows, but you have to hand it to him, his jokes are a real slap on the knee. I bet he knows his routine like the back of his hand and seems like he got his feet wet in the comedy business. You know this reminds me-"

"Just stop." screamed all of facepunch as Outro-intro started his usual, PUNNY business.

Oh god, did I just make a pun out of pun and funny? Holy shit someone shoot me.[/QUOTE]

i think you killed it

[Grasp]

[QUOTE=Jtg811;41633419]i think you killed it[/QUOTE]

not quite, but he sure as hell maimed it