The pro-orgasm movement - Polidicks

[img]http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/newsroom/img/mt/2014/04/3893490079_c70c9eac6c_b/lead.jpg?n3h2wl[/img] [b]At a conference last weekend, practitioners of orgasmic meditation [I]came[/I] together.[/b] [quote=theatlantic]Wearing a red mini dress and stilettos, Nicole Daedone slips into an apron. “I wear an apron because I’ve ruined all my dresses with lube at this point,” she jokes. A small blonde woman clad in black comes out and joins Daedone on stage. We are in the Scottish Rite Center, a masonic temple in downtown Oakland, California. The massive columned room is packed with people of all ages, shapes, and sizes. They have been dancing, yelling out. [B]Call this the orgasm revival.[/B] A massage table with cushions is carried onto the stage. “A demo is fundamentally a celebration,” quips Daedone. She pulls on a pair of rubber gloves. The blonde woman climbs onto the table, takes off her pants, spreads her legs, and the demo begins. Nicole Daedone is the founder of One Taste—a business dedicated to teaching “orgasmic meditation,” or “OM.” This was the keynote opening to the OMX 2014 Unconditional Sex: Entering the Flow State conference last weekend. In front of a [B]crowd of just more than 700 people (plus a telecasting)[/B], Daedone proceeded to bring the woman on stage to a state of orgasmic bliss using a complex stroking technique that she has learned from a lifetime of spiritual and sexual training. She gave the crowd a taste of what she terms an “unapologetically asymmetrical” practice that focuses unilaterally on the female orgasm as a means of finding deeper connection to the body, the divine, and each other. “We women are prone to exaggeration,” she told the crowd. “You want to learn to bring her to a state where nothing can be faked. … We aim for a state of involuntarily being turned on—swelling of the lips, darkening of the eyes, crying.” The conference, a three day event hosting speakers ranging from Naomi Wolf, author of Vagina and New York Times bestselling author Steven Kotler to a BDSM expert named Cléo DuBois and Dr. Jenny Wade, an expert on transcendental sex, was as much a meeting place as it was revival or cultish festival. The lectures were punctuated by raffles, dance parties, and every hour, on the hour, the option to OM—to practice the orgasm meditation that brought all these names together. “Most of us have an incredibly limited understanding of what orgasm can be,” Daedone explained.[/quote] [url="http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/04/the-pro-orgasm-movement/360059/"] More to read in the ORGASM source [/url] Oh man. This is something to wrap your head around. [quote=stroker] [B]One man asked him: Why bother? What does a man get from sitting there stroking a woman and not receiving hands-on pleasure in return? “As a stroker I am learning to feel,” Eli said, “to put my finger on this incredibly sensational spot on a living breathing organism, to come into contact with so much life in one particular place.”[/B] [/quote] the “stroker” and the “strokee" [quote=strokee] [B]“You need to provide your own lube. Keep track of your lube—each jar looks the same.” This was no ordinary weekend at the Scottish Rite Center. Jars of lube floated about and many men and women wore shirts reading “Orgasm Expert” or “Powered by Orgasm.”[/B][/quote] [img]http://polisat.com/Images/Tovarichi-Orgasm-on-Demand-ObamaCare-Clinic-0001aAa-598x570.jpg[/img] don't hurt me

So, where can I learn these mysterious techniques so I too can become an orgasm master?

[QUOTE=agentalexandre;44451982]So, where can I learn these mysterious techniques so I too can become an orgasm master?[/QUOTE] Are you ready to become one with the strokee?

[QUOTE=agentalexandre;44451982]So, where can I learn these mysterious techniques so I too can become an orgasm master?[/QUOTE] you just cum in a vag and it happens

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;44452005]you just cum in a vag and it happens[/QUOTE] that gets ladies pregnant

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;44452005]you just cum in a vag and it happens[/QUOTE] oh shit it isn't like trying to ram a circle shaped block into a triangular shaped block and hoping for success haphazardly?

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;44452126]oh shit it isn't like trying to ram a circle shaped block into a triangular shaped block and hoping for success haphazardly?[/QUOTE] What kind of vaginas have you been looking at?

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;44452203]What kind of vaginas have you been looking at?[/QUOTE] Children's toys. But thankfully I don't think vaginas are like children learning blocks

[quote] He also spoke about his white middle class male privilege and how he had to really check it at the door.[/quote] goddamnit I can't escape that shit even here.

Even men fake orgasms. Dick sneezes aren't full blown orgasms.

[QUOTE=Appellation;44452415]Even men fake orgasms. Dick sneezes aren't full blown orgasms.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure that's 'faking' an orgasm so much as experiencing a weak one

I'd love to become an orgasm donor..

[QUOTE=Appellation;44452415]Even men fake orgasms. Dick sneezes aren't full blown orgasms.[/QUOTE] And the award for almost-but-not euphemism of the week goes to...

[quote]On the last day of the conference, someone in the bathroom had a medical emergency. She was in a wheel chair and needed a dry pair of pants. I took off my leggings from under my dress and just passed them on. That was what Nicole Daedone's conference did to me—made me open and loving and weird and alive, and willing to share my heart, or my pants, with perfect strangers.[/quote] That's a kind of silly, endearing ending to an article.

[QUOTE=Appellation;44452415]Even men fake orgasms. Dick sneezes aren't full blown orgasms.[/QUOTE]Only if you have sex with the same person a boatload of times. Frankly I have a hard time not blowing my load in 30 seconds.

There's something fishy going on here but I just can't put my finger on it.

[QUOTE=Mudbone;44452793][B]Only if you have sex with the same person a boatload of times.[/B] Frankly I have a hard time not blowing my load in 30 seconds.[/QUOTE] are you referring to dick sneezes or faking orgasms? [editline]4th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;44452860]There's something fishy going on here but I just can't put my finger on it.[/QUOTE] you're completely right. you put your finger in it

Now this is a movement I can get behind.

What, no pictures or videos? fake and gay/10 [editline]4th April 2014[/editline] Come on, I know you were all hoping for the same thing.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;44452323]goddamnit I can't escape that shit even here.[/QUOTE] We will pursue you to the very ends of the internet and earth; there is no escape.