• I have to do a project for my Biology class, and I need your help!
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Like the title says, I need your help. I'm supposed to write a 2 page, double spaced, review on an article that has to do with an alternative to evolution. The article has to have an author, with information about that author about who he is (a short paragraph or so) I want to see some crazy shit pop up here, but it has to be legit, not some flying spaghetti monster shit. Once it's done, I'll upload it for you guys to read, although it's probably not going to be a laugh. I also have to: -Mention counteracting arguments to this theory -Explain any "slang" or "jargon" in the article -Describe the message sent to the reader So, if you really want to, give me some links to some interesting articles. You OBVIOUSLY don't have to do the work, I'm not a lazy asshole, I just want some extreme, but somewhat credible alternatives to evolution (religion, beliefs, theories) :)
How about this, all the major generals in the war are replaced by black people
God.
Denzel Washington as Benedict Arnold I think Denzel Washington could play as Benedict Arnold in this movie. He’s a very talented speeker, he is currently the National spokesperson for the Boys and Girls club of America, he’s been the spokesperson since 1993. He’s a very on hands person, he’s played many key roles in movies such as “the book of eli” (pretty sweet movie i must say) he’s a leader and a good one at that. I think he would be good for this position as he is a good leader, and a spokesperson. Morgan Freeman as George Washington Where can i start about Morgan Freeman, he is probably one of the best actors ever. He’s starred in over 30+ films and has one of the best voices ever in movies and documentaries. George Washington was a very motivating man back during the revoulutionary war, because of his voice and his speeches. Morgan Freeman has been nominated for many awards because of his authorative voice. That is why i think he should be George Washington Laurence Fishburne as General Cornwallis Only the coolest of coolest actors, he played a key role in the matrix as the leader of a small group of bandits against a rogue AI hell bent on killing humanity. I believe he is built to play this role because he is a natural born leader i mean, come on he saved humanity from millions of robotic squid with the help of Neo. Michael Clarke Duncan as Israel Putnam A very very tall actor, standing at 6,5” with a chrome dome i believe he would fit the bill quite well. a very talented person in acting, he starred in the movie “The Green Mile” he played as a Jailed convict who healed a guards wife. Even though being put on death row he kept his calm through out the movie and was mellow. I believe he could fit the bill because i’m pretty sure i would run the opposite way if i saw a 6 foot five man walking towards me on the battle field. and he could keep his cool in any situation. Samuel L Jackson as William Howe Samuel L Jackson could fit this role pretty well, he’s starred in over 100 movies and has received numerous roles on how well he’s done his movies. In most of his movies he is usually a Leader of some sorts, like his role in Star wars episode 3 where he played as a jedi. If he could play as a jedi i think he could be a General in the revolutionary war Don Cheadle as William Prescott I believe Don Cheadle could fit the role as General Burgoyne pretty well as a revolutionary general. I believe he could because of his role in Iron Man 2. He is the assistant to iron man IE Tony stark. He is a military leader, he is hired by stark and is pretty much a jack of all trades kind of person, saving his leader many times. Bill Cosby as General Burgoyne I chose bill cosby to play this role in my movie simply because he has absolutely no training in combat and pretty much loses every battle. Like in the Cosby Show How he never wins in a fight with his wife, it’s kind of like a mutual feeling here except instead of losing to a wife he always loses to a rag tag group of colonists who are under trained. Will Smith as Johann Rall I believe Will Smith could fit the bill of this general because of his role in Hancock. He plays a superhero who is drunk all the time and has a hard time walking straight. He is usually drunk all the time, so that could represent Johann at the battle of Trenton where he pretty much puts up no opposition at all and gets crushed with out that many casualties. Boom, i expect the money tommorow morning under the lemon tree
this sounds easy as fuck why would you need help
[QUOTE=Impreza;33334851]this sounds easy as fuck why would you need help[/QUOTE] I'm simply looking for ridiculous alternatives to evolution, like lizardmen, but more known.
[url]http://www.preventdisease.com/news/11/111411_Humans-Will-See-A-Dramatic-Change-In-Our-Cellular-Structure-Over-The-Next-Two-Years.shtml[/url] Is this the sort of thing you're looking for? (Thats right folks, we're gonna be 4d beings in the next 2 years)
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