The story of how my brother got his PS3 taken away
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This story starts off in a very normal way, and gets weird fast. I stayed home from school yesterday because I was sick. I woke up at 11:30 and went to my kitchen to get food. When I got to my kitchen, my mom started asking me about how the whole PlayStation 3/PSN thing worked. This seemed very odd to me because my mom knows nothing about electronics, and generally doesn't care at all. So I asked her why she cared. She told me how my older sister (she's like 22 or something) saw his PSN comment thing and it said "I Luv U Melissa", so she asked my mom who Melissa was. My mom didn't know who Melissa was, so she looked in my brother's year book (he's 12 by the way). It's a very small school, and there was no one named Melissa in the entire middle school. So, since I knew he had a ton of friends on his friends list that he didn't actually know, I told her maybe she was on his PSN friends list. So she asked me to check for her because she didn't know how.
I go into his room, turn on his PS3, and look at his friends list. I see not only his comment, but also someone with the name Melissa in their PSN ID on his friends list. I look in his received/sent folders for his messages, and curiously enough there is nothing there. Seems to me like he was trying to hide something. So I go into his internet browser on his PS3, and the entire history is deleted except for one page. The page was a video from a site called "YouPorn" and the video was called "Cute 18 year-old girls playing in the snow". I show my mom this one piece of evidence that I found, and she was fairly angry. She took his PS3 away and said she isn't giving it back until she decides to. Porn probably wouldn't be the biggest deal, except he is only 12. My mom tells me that "it all makes sense now", so I ask her what she means. Apparently she's walked in on him fapping more than 10 times, and yet he continues to do it in the the middle of the day, in the middle of his room, with his door unlocked. She knocks and everything, but he just keeps on fapping and keeps getting caught by her, yet he doesn't seem to care at all. But that's not the best part of the story.
He gets home yesterday and goes into his room. There's no PS3 in there, so he's confused. He starts yelling at my mom that someone stole it, so she drops the hammer on him and tells him what she knows. He apparently thought she was talking about something else. So he admits to "dating" this Melissa girl through PSN and fapping while video chatting with her on PSN. A girl he's never actually met in real life, and there's honestly no way to be sure it was actually a girl. Now both of my parents are pissed and told him he's never getting his PS3 back now.
This is probably the funniest thing that's happened in my house since my sister moved out (she got busted for drugs a couple of times by the cops at my house) and I thought that Facepunch would like to share this laugh with me.
You're a douche for getting your brother busted for jackin his tiny dick
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18808239]You broke the brocode.[/QUOTE]
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not cool bro
too bad its not that funny
hes 12 give him a break
Bahahaha your brother is a fucktard
:geno:
[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;18808239]You broke the brocode.[/QUOTE]
She caught him, I didn't "tell on him" lol read the post
Let him jack off damn it
Take his Ps3
Bitch got owned.
So he faps... Big fuckin deal.
Fuck, I knew something was fishy when he didn't message me for a few days.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808263]She caught him, I didn't "tell on him" lol read the post[/QUOTE]
Yea you fucking did you showed your mother MORE evidence by showing history and friends before she knew dipshit
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;18808273]Take his Ps3[/QUOTE]
I have one of my own though
Hahahaha your family is pathetic.
There, I shared a laugh.
he's going to try and get you back, hard
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808263]She caught him, I didn't "tell on him" lol read the post[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808202]So I go into his internet browser on his PS3, and the entire history is deleted except for one page. The page was a video from a site called "YouPorn" and the video was called "Cute 18 year-old girls playing in the snow". I show my mom this one piece of evidence that I found, and she was fairly angry.[/QUOTE]
Snitch.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;18808290]Yea you fucking did you showed your mother MORE evidence by showing history and friends before she knew dipshit[/QUOTE]
She's CAUGHT him fapping, not me. And I showed her that he was on porn, he was the one that told her he was fapping in the video chat, I didn't even know. that's what he's in trouble about
Why do you care so much if someone's fapping? I bet you do it too.
[QUOTE=Ilya;18808328]Why do you care so much if someone's fapping? I bet you do it too.[/QUOTE]
lol I don't care if he's fapping, I just think it's funny he was fapping on camera for someone that's probably a middle aged man and now his ass is busted. it's even funnier because he dresses like a gang member and is as white as snow
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808314]She's CAUGHT him fapping, not me. And I showed her that he was on porn, he was the one that told her he was fapping in the video chat, I didn't even know. that's what he's in trouble about[/QUOTE]
He only told her that because she confronted him about the porn on the ps3 that YOU showed her.
Jesus I know this story better than you.
you might even get a custom dipshit title
Op is the worst brother ever.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;18808360]He only told her that because she confronted him about the porn on the ps3 that YOU showed her.
Jesus I know this story better than you.
you might even get a custom dipshit title[/QUOTE]
read the god damn post. she's caught him fapping, i found out he was on porn. get your fucking head out of your ass bro
I bet you on the other end of that psn chat was some fat guy fapping to your brother
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;18808271]Let him jack off damn it[/QUOTE]
You don't get it...
He was jacking off, while video chatting with a "girl" he's never even met in real life.
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808373]read the god damn post. she's caught him fapping, i found out he was on porn. get your fucking head out of your ass bro[/QUOTE]
but if you hadn't told her about the porn, this never would've happened.
BROCODE, MOTHERFUCKER! do you speak it???
[QUOTE=MilkManNick;18808356]it's even funnier because he dresses like a gang member and is as white as snow[/QUOTE]
Duh, he's 12... All 12 year olds these days are like that ('cause they're all fucking morons).
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