• Masturbating as a teenager with both hands has made me ambidextrous.
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After years of 'training', my ultimate theory has been proven correct. Since I was 12, I have been masturbating every single day, and at one point, I wanted to create an equal feeling of pleasure for fapping with both hands. The experiment that follows has made me a very good multitasker. Every time I masturbated, I would count what I call my FPM (Faps per minute), and after a minute switch hands, trying to get the same FPM. Of course at first, my left hand would get a lower score (180 versus 240), but after a lot of practice, I am now able to go 300 on both hands evenly. When I was around 16, I decided to take this theory to the test, by trying to write with my left hand. To my surprise, I was able to write almost as good as my right. As I continued, I was able to do household chores and drive with only my left hand. Now that I am 20, all of this is now second nature to me. [b]Therefore, I conclude that by masturbating with both hands, I was able to have such a good reaction time with my left hand that I became ambidextrous.[/b] What do you guys think?
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That's handy
I'm right handed but I use my left, it's weird.
It might come in handy one day. :rimshot:
Actually im going to go try this right now
So you were lying to me then?
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;26266021]So you were lying to me then?[/QUOTE] No I wasn't, it helped me learning the piano as well.
I can finally be ambidextrous :buddy:
Quality thread, now I'll be able to jack off and write at the same time.
I'm right handed and I fap with my left. Can't write with my left though.
who can seriously count as they fap... it throws off the mood.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;26265974]I'm right handed but I use my left, it's weird.[/QUOTE] Dude I have the same thing, I never could understand it but it just "feels" right.
[QUOTE=TheGuru;26266124]I'm right handed and I fap with my left. Can't write with my left though.[/QUOTE] That is because you didn't fap with your right to begin with.
[quote]Every time I masturbated, I would count[/quote] Have fun with that, meanwhile I'll think about hot girls and stuff when I do it.
How come you fap so fast without cumming within a minute? you must have some godly dick or something :byodood:
[QUOTE=J. Jett;26266183]How come you fap so fast without cumming within a minute? you must have some godly dick or something[/QUOTE] Well, when I count I'm not really thinking of girls, so it takes longer. You see, I used to have a schedule. In the morning I would do it for the hell of it, after school I would count for only half the time, and at night I would count the whole time. The counting kind of helped me fall asleep :smugdog:
That doesn't make sense, I fap with my right hand and I'm left handed
[QUOTE=Wheat Bread Man;26266128]who can seriously count as they fap... it throws off the mood.[/QUOTE] It's for science! :science:
Thanks now I have an image of you in bed falling asleep with both your hands on your dick.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26266154]That is because you didn't fap with your right to begin with.[/QUOTE] Actually I did. Then I swapped to my left and haven't looked back :v:
I'm right handed and I fap with my right.. Wait
[QUOTE=mr apple;26266283]That doesn't make sense, I fap with my right hand and I'm left handed[/QUOTE] As I said, you have to be able to fap with both for it to work. Otherwise, it's just a habit rather than 'training'.
im going to do this so fucking hard, it'll probably help me get really good at fingering.. on a fretboard :saddowns:
Feels like someone else is doing it :D
Only on Facepunch we turn masturbation into a science
[QUOTE=Wheat Bread Man;26266128]who can seriously count as they fap... it throws off the mood.[/QUOTE] I can. It goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.
[QUOTE=CokeLight;26266359]im going to do this so fucking hard, it'll probably help me get really good at fingering.. on a fretboard :saddowns:[/QUOTE] You'll get some one day, kid. :love:
[QUOTE=Gainax;26266442]You'll get some one day, kid. :love:[/QUOTE] :q:
[QUOTE=coco911231;26266412]Only on Facepunch we turn masturbation into a science[/QUOTE] We have Bachelors in that, scholarships for under 1 minutes.
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