Turtle Burger: Man Allegedly Tries to Sneak Pet Turtle Through Airport Security in Strangest Disguis - Polidicks

[IMG]http://cdn.rt.com/actualidad/public_images/7a2/7a25d4841d0f75653aaee4a0295a537b_article.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]The South China Morning Post recently reported that a man attempted to bring his pet turtle through airport security by disguising it as a hamburger from Kentucky Fried Chicken. The man, identified as having the last name Li, was traveling to Beijing on July 29 when the individual monitoring the X-ray saw a few “odd protrusions” in the “burger” the man had packed. When they asked to inspect the man’s luggage more closely, Li reportedly maintained: “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger…There’s nothing special to see inside.” “This is, of course, pretty much a guarantee that there definitely a turtle inside that hamburger, and, lo and behold, that’s exactly what security found after taking him aside for a closer inspection,” Geekosystem wrote.[/QUOTE] Link:[URL="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/02/man-allegedly-tries-to-sneak-pet-turtle-through-airport-security-in-strangest-disguise-ever/"]http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/02/man-allegedly-tries-to-sneak-pet-turtle-through-airport-security-in-strangest-disguise-ever/[/URL] [B]Meanwhile in china[/B]

[QUOTE]When they asked to inspect the man’s luggage more closely, Li reportedly maintained: “There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger…There’s nothing special to see inside.” [/QUOTE] DEAD

Hilarity ensued

Fucking dumbass [quote]by disguising it as a hamburger from Kentucky Fried Chicken.[/quote] Who would buy a burger from Kentucky Fried Chicken?

I have to wonder what the turtle was thinking

[QUOTE=oakman26;41703529]in china kfc has a way bigger selection [editline]3rd August 2013[/editline] like KFC in china is completely different, they focus on burgers more than buckets of chicken[/QUOTE] I can confirm this, it's pretty much just a regular fast food chain like McDonalds/whatever. They even have a morning selection on some train stations.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;41703524]I have to wonder what the turtle was thinking[/QUOTE][IMG]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/turtles.png[/IMG]

Yum... turtle.

[QUOTE] Li said he just wanted to bring the “beloved” pet with him while away, but eventually agreed to let a friend temporarily care for the creature.[/QUOTE] As silly as this is, its kind of adorable how much he loves that turtle [editline]3rd August 2013[/editline] I want a turtle now

This is like something you'd see in a cartoon.

I am waiting for PETA's response to ANIMAL CRUELTY. Turtle is disguised as a hamburger and than a cop bit into the burger and saw blood coming out of it. Looking closely he ate a turtle...

This is so sweet oh my god

[Quote]“There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger…There’s nothing special to see inside."[/Quote] I've seen some pretty bad liars in my day but this is like a 5 year old lying about the cookie jar. It's probably just the translation I guess. Nobody is that bad.

[QUOTE=sethcaron;41704133]I am waiting for PETA's response to ANIMAL CRUELTY. Turtle is disguised as a hamburger and than a cop bit into the burger and saw blood coming out of it. Looking closely he ate a turtle...[/QUOTE] he then noticed that his mouth was bleeding and that he was missing several teeth because he just tried eating a fucking turtle, shell and all

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;41704244]I've seen some pretty bad liars in my day but this is like a 5 year old lying about the cookie jar. It's probably just the translation I guess. Nobody is that bad.[/QUOTE] He probably thought he was a jedi.

Technically it's a tortoise though isn't it?

[QUOTE=Tobylol;41706981]Technically it's a tortoise though isn't it?[/QUOTE] I see you've played knifey spoony before! (PS the picture is photoshopped, not a photograph of it)

Picture is a tortoise incoming clocks, point stands

Slow food

I want to see this turtle disguise.

[QUOTE=Tobylol;41706981]Technically it's a tortoise though isn't it?[/QUOTE] Turtle vs. tortoise is the bane of many herpetologists, different places/groups use different standards. For example the box turtle is a tortoise by British standards because it does not have flippers, but is a turtle by American standards because of its behavior and habitat. [QUOTE=Alan Ninja!;41704090]As silly as this is, its kind of adorable how much he loves that turtle [editline]3rd August 2013[/editline] I want a turtle now[/QUOTE] Turtles make great pets. You have to be careful though a lot of states have weird laws on keeping turtles because of salmonella issues that occur when they are kept improperly.

My nan had a pet tortoise, they're awesome. [QUOTE]“There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger…There’s nothing special to see inside.”[/QUOTE] Best thing i've heard all week.

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;41703508]Fucking dumbass Who would buy a burger from Kentucky Fried Chicken?[/QUOTE] In the UK KFC's fillet burgers are pretty popular.

I love how no one has mentioned how the tortoise in the OP has its shell detached from its body, don't you think that would be the main giveaway that it's a photoshop? [editline]4th August 2013[/editline] I mean, try walking around without an upper spine, that's pretty much what it would be like.

That's why I asked to see the actual disguise.

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;41703508]Fucking dumbass Who would buy a burger from Kentucky Fried Chicken?[/QUOTE] Chicken burger.

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;41703508]Fucking dumbass Who would buy a burger from Kentucky Fried Chicken?[/QUOTE] Because the twister and zinger are far better than their loose pieces?

[QUOTE=wraithcat;41708927]Because the twister and zinger are far better than their loose pieces?[/QUOTE] what

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;41708607]I love how no one has mentioned how the tortoise in the OP has its shell detached from its body, don't you think that would be the main giveaway that it's a photoshop? [editline]4th August 2013[/editline] I mean, try walking around without an upper spine, that's pretty much what it would be like.[/QUOTE] The picture's been my friend's Chrome theme for at least a year now. It would be nice to see the actual turtle burger.

should have been a pizza