Robot identifies men as hams. - Polidicks

[quote]Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed... But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot’s omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.[/quote] [url]http://www.wired.com/table_of_malcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie/[/url] First the computerised trains, now the actual robots! We're fucked!

The title is horribly misleading as man meat is a common name for a penis.

That's actually pretty fucking scary and cool at the same time. But also old as fuck. Trying to trick us with 2006 news. Also NONE of the Table of Malcontents in that blog have been updated since 2007 [url]http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/06/chewingrobot/[/url] This is what we should be afraid of D:

[QUOTE=WPlayer;15919045]The title is horribly misleading as man meat is a common name for a penis.[/QUOTE] It's called a pun. Man meat being penis, and being meat from man (or humans). It's unfunny when you have to explain it :(

[QUOTE=sltungle;15919059]It's called a pun.[/QUOTE] Where's the pun. oh wait, now I get it. Man meat. Bacon, sucking dick.

So we're pigs now? Even robots insult us now...

[QUOTE=WPlayer;15919063]Where's the pun.[/QUOTE] Read edit.

[QUOTE=Kendra;15919064]So we're pigs now? Even robots insult us now...[/QUOTE] Well, our anatomy is very close.

[QUOTE=Niteshifter;15919082]Well, our anatomy is very close.[/QUOTE] Yeah I know, it was just a joke more than anything.

Thoughs darn robots, next thing they'll be doing is killing THEN eating us!

This is great. I want one of these just to feed it random household objects. Although to be fair to the designers of the robot, "Human Flesh" probably isn't in their category of wine flavors. It's a wine tasting robot for wineries to check if wine is authentic. On the other hand, bacon probably shouldn't be in their category of wine flavors, either.

Reminds me of the Furby I used to have as a kid. It would always say "Yuuuummmmm" in this creepy voice when I stuck my finger in its mouth.

Maybe it can taste their last meal through their skin??

Only if it's a cop.

[QUOTE=Skyraider;15919445]Reminds me of the Furby I used to have as a kid. It would always say "Yuuuummmmm" in this creepy voice when I stuck my finger in its mouth.[/QUOTE] My mate's Furby would inexplicably turn itself on for no apparent reason sometimes. Freaked us the fuck out. It'd also do the opposite and just turn itself off (like completely off, not just 'sleeping') while we were prodding it with pool cues and stuff. Faulty wiring much? ... man, I hope he burned that thing. It was fucking freaky.

Proof that humans evolved from pigs and not apes :D

[QUOTE=teh pirate;15919402]It's a wine tasting robot for wineries to check if wine is authentic.[/QUOTE] As opposed to fake wine?

What would women taste like, Salmon?

[QUOTE=Kendra;15919064]So we're pigs now? Even robots insult us now...[/QUOTE] Pigs are quite intelligent despite their hygiene habits. It would be insulting if we were identified as cows. Those are some of the dumbest animals I've ever seen.

[QUOTE=Wolf_Marine;15920484]Pigs are quite intelligent despite their hygiene habits. It would be insulting if we were identified as cows. Those are some of the dumbest animals I've ever seen.[/QUOTE] Fun Fact: If you give pigs the opportunity to live in a clean environment, they would take it. The only reason they wallow in mud is because they lack sweat glands, and mud just so happens to be an excellent way to cool off.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15920537]Fun Fact: If you give pigs the opportunity to live in a clean environment, they would take it. The only reason they wallow in mud is because they lack sweat glands, and mud just so happens to be an excellent way to cool off.[/QUOTE] He's right. Not many people seem to be aware of that.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15920468]What would women taste like, Salmon?[/QUOTE] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahhhhhh i get it.

Meatbag identified

i, for one, welcome our new organism-confused robot overlords.

I guess Hannibal should have stuck to pork-chops then.

[QUOTE=Lighten_Lhar;15920338]As opposed to fake wine?[/QUOTE] Yes, actually. :downs:

Oh god, I just lol'd hard. The ad on the bottom of the page says "Make everything taste like BACON!" It's for, like, BaconSalt or something. Slightly more on-topic: Creepy. I always knew the robots enjoyed the taste of human flesh.

[QUOTE=Conscript;15921199]Meatbag identified[/QUOTE] Exasperated Response: But you have all those squishy parts, and so much water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I'll never know. [img]http://www.split-screen.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hk47.jpg[/img]

it's just the food they forgot to wash off their hands.

What a rubbish robot! Humans taste more like pork than ham.