• IBM's AI "Watson" Creates a Very Bland Burrito
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[quote='Mark Wilson']The first thing that hits my tongue is that flour tortilla. I wait for that kick—the announcement that the burrito filling has arrived—and it never comes. I swish my tongue through textures that honestly aren’t all that pleasant. Ground beef. Pulverized edamame. It’s just a bunch of little balls of quasi-dryness in my mouth. As for orangey beef, it’s neither bad nor good. It’s just not enough when your brain is expecting smokey peppers and hoping for a little heat. I could have used more cinnamon, too.[/quote] [url]www.fastcodesign.com/3045147/ibms-watson-designed-the-worst-burrito-ive-ever-had[/url] You can buy Watson's cookbook on Amazon: [url]http://amzn.com/149262571X[/url]
Why would you take advice on what to eat from something that had to be forced to stop using information from Urbandictionary.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;47578052]Why would you take advice on what to eat from something that had to be forced to stop using information from Urbandictionary.[/QUOTE] because the first thing the person had that was computed from watson tasted good [url]http://www.fastcodesign.com/3027687/i-tasted-bbq-sauce-made-by-ibms-watson-and-loved-it[/url]
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;47578052]Why would you take advice on what to eat from something that had to be forced to stop using information from Urbandictionary.[/QUOTE] So now it can't even describe how shit its own cooking is
Well then, better submit the feedback so he can learn how to improve the recipe. After all, even artificial intelligences have to live and learn.
[QUOTE=butt2089;47578078]So now it can't even describe how shit its own cooking is[/QUOTE] "This is bullshit."
Kinda funny but I like where Watson is heading. Wonder what it will shape up to be in 5 years.
This is how the AI takeover begins. Laugh, laugh while you still can.
[QUOTE=Buck.;47578354]Kinda funny but I like where Watson is heading. Wonder what it will shape up to be in 5 years.[/QUOTE] All hope will be lost when it leaps into the ether of dank memes.
[QUOTE=Buck.;47578354]Kinda funny but I like where Watson is heading. Wonder what it will shape up to be in 5 years.[/QUOTE] Well IBM did a sponsorship thing to advertise their AI research and this was the result [video=youtube;UTs2ZfprwtI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTs2ZfprwtI[/video] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ9iWVkP1Z0[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPsHMHuXL8[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXr5sRQav2Q[/url]
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;47578762]lets just hope it gets those dank memes from outside tumblerino we dont need that[/QUOTE] Depends on which part of tumblr, it may just end up making extremely strange porn.
Edamame is nothing exciting, I would even say an unappetizing ingredient to have in a burrito. I don't blame him for not liking it.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;47578052]Why would you take advice on what to eat from something that had to be forced to stop using information from Urbandictionary.[/QUOTE] I had to look this up and holy shit, I can't imagine how silly it would've been when the following happened: [QUOTE]Watson couldn't distinguish between polite language and profanity -- which the Urban Dictionary is full of. Watson picked up some bad habits from reading Wikipedia as well. [I]In tests it even used the word "bullshit" in an answer to a researcher's query.[/I] Ultimately, Brown's 35-person team developed a filter to keep Watson from swearing and scraped the Urban Dictionary from its memory.[/QUOTE] source: [URL]http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/01/ibms-watson-memorized-the-entire-urban-dictionary-then-his-overlords-had-to-delete-it/267047/[/URL]
as long as Watson doesn't steal my egg noodles baked inside hallowed stake tomatoes, the job I will never have is safe.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;47578052]Why would you take advice on what to eat from something that had to be forced to stop using information from Urbandictionary.[/QUOTE] Little known recipe from the book: Santorum Sorbet.
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