• Masturbating - The Proper Amount!
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[IMG]http://themodernsavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/masturbation_kitten.jpg[/IMG] Hello Facepunch, recently, there has been a lot of controversy between people about how often they should or need to masturbate. (?) For those of you who do it in moderation, I salute you, but there are those who have to decide between [B]AT LEAST 10 TIMES A DAY[/B] (?!) or none at all. There are cons to both sides. You'll either get prostate cancer and generally be pissy - or you will: go bald fast, be beta as fuck, get calluses on your penis which is disgusting, or you'll get addicted. What I am about to show you, is an image that will blow your mind. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/testosterone_chart.gif[/IMG] On the 6th day of not fapping, your testosterone level increases by 153%.Who the fuck cares about a bit of testosterone? With that much testosterone, you'll have a drive, not just for women, but for productivity. You will get shit done in minutes that would have taken you weeks! That isn't all there is to it. You get a lowered amount of DHT, orDihydrotestosterone. This stuff is bad, it leads to stress, massive hair loss, and acne. All of which are obviously bad. Every time you masturbate, you get lowered testosterone, but increased dopamine and DHT. The reason why people are addicted to fapping (Yes addicted, as in the body and mind craves it) is because when every you ejaculate, your body releases dopamine, which you become used to getting in daily intervals. Ordinarily dopamine is meant to be released as a reward, such as for getting that job, getting something done, or boning a woman. I want you to restrict your self from fapping more than once a day until friday. When it hits Friday, stop fapping. If you can resist the urge for two days, you will feel [B]amazing.[/B] You will be productive and horny as fuck. You will strive to climb whatever ladder there is. Then when Friday comes by again, you will fap once, but it will be divine. You will wonder why you haven't done this before, and you'll come into this thread, and say thank you. [highlight]TL;DR Fap only on Friday and become alpha-male.[/highlight] I'll update this thread later, I can only write so much about masturbation at once. Sources that you should read: [URL]http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201001/was-the-cowardly-lion-just-masturbating-too-much[/URL] [URL]http://themodernsavage.com/2009/02/04/effects-of-male-masturbation-on-attracting-women/[/URL] [URL]http://boards.4chan.org/fit/[/URL]
But... how am I supposed to pleasure myself now?
With a woman.
[QUOTE=std DONOR;25806886]With a woman.[/QUOTE] Then I'm screwed. :saddowns:
With a man then.
brb not fapping for 6 days
I'm not refraining from masturbating because some cum-guzzler on the internet told me to. Fuck you man. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming in multiple threads" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
He's right.
You forgot to mention the health benefits of masturbating.
Wait, wank on a friday? Don't most people have better shit to do on a friday? you know, like drink and go out and do shit with people? They stand a decent chance of getting their hole then so no meat beating required.
[QUOTE=bravehat;25806979]Wait, wank on a friday? Don't most people have better shit to do on a friday? you know, like drink and go out and do shit with people? They stand a decent chance of getting their hole then so no meat beating required.[/QUOTE] You're talking about a forum filled with 13 year old socially akward people, you know?
By day 6 that chart starts to look like a penis
[QUOTE=bravehat;25806979]Wait, wank on a friday? Don't most people have better shit to do on a friday? you know, like drink and go out and do shit with people? They stand a decent chance of getting their hole then so no meat beating required.[/QUOTE] There are 24 hours in one day. I suppose you'd sleep 10 hours. You'd probably be fatigued after an additional 10 hours of partying/going out with friends. (this is overly-exaggerated) why does it take 4 hours for you to masturbate.
Oh and your butt with grey photoshopping on the side is disturbing me [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] Go home G-Strogg automerge breaker
Uhm... I never fap, do I get any reward?
real manly men dont fap the whole month :smug:
I just failed..
I seriously just finished fapping :tinfoil:
I sometimes leave it more than a week, then it feels godly when I do fap.
[QUOTE=bravehat;25806979]Wait, wank on a friday? Don't most people have better shit to do on a friday? you know, like drink and go out and do shit with people? They stand a decent chance of getting their hole then so no meat beating required.[/QUOTE] it's because then your testosterone levels would be at its highest on fridays, which coincidentally is also when you're 'doing shit with people' and it's most likely also the day you'll be getting girls or women or whatever
So this is why I did badly at school
[QUOTE=Ryuken;25807112]real manly men dont fap the whole month :smug:[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=314493&dateline=1286088178[/img]
Alright, So I have to stop fapping for 6 days and than I feel amazing? According to that Image I have to stop fapping for 6 days to get that ultimate drive, right?
So you can't connect an active sex life with the super-productivity boosted by testosterone? This sucks
[QUOTE=bravehat;25806979]Wait, wank on a friday? Don't most people have better shit to do on a friday? you know, like drink and go out and do shit with people? They stand a decent chance of getting their hole then so no meat beating required.[/QUOTE] Did you forget where you are
Yeah and be really sensitive....wooohooo....
DHT causes hairloss?! Shit, maybe that's why I've been losing quite a lot of hair every time when taking a shower
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;25807597]DHT causes hairloss?! Shit, maybe that's why I've been losing quite a lot of hair every time when taking a shower[/QUOTE] So you don't masturbate....awesome....No wonder my fucking hair WON'T STOP GROWING!
This is very interesting. I shall try this.
During the no masturbation session, are you allowed to have sex or does that ruin the effects?
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