An Explosive Relationship: Man Busted For Building "Vibrator Bomb" For His Ex-Girlfriend
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[url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/man-busted-building-vibrator-bomb]Source[/url]
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Terry Allen Lester and his awful mullet[/quote]
JANUARY 6--A Minnesota man is facing felony charges after police discovered that he had retrofitted a vibrator, turning the sex toy into a homemade explosive device.
According to a criminal complaint, Terry Allen Lester, 37, placed “gun powder, BB shot, and buck shot from shotgun shells” into the modified device, which had “black and red wires that connected to a trigger with a battery port,” [url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/explosive-vibrators?page=0]according to a statement of probable cause[/url] filed yesterday in Waseca District Court.
Police were alerted to the black vibrator by a woman with whom Lester had been living until last week. The device was reportedly included in belongings Lester left behind in the woman’s apartment. Lester, pictured in the mug shot at right, also left behind tools, cords, cables, and the remains of a drill that was disassembled “to use the parts for the vibrator bomb.”
Lester, whose rap sheet includes domestic assault and drunk driving busts, allegedly was planning on giving the vibrator as a Christmas gift to one of three former girlfriends, with whom he had relationships that “ended badly.” The woman who contacted police said Lester told her that “when the device was inserted into the female he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up.”
Waseca Police Department officers also found two other sex toys (a pink vibrator had “Merry X-mas Bitch” written on it in black ink) among Lester’s belongings. After X-raying the black vibrator, bomb squad technicians “dismantled” the device and removed the gunpowder and projectiles.
[url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/explosive-vibrators?page=2]Charged with[/url] possession of an explosive/incendiary device and making terroristic threats, Lester faces a maximum of ten years in prison if convicted of the felony raps. He is currently being held in the county jail.[/release]
That dildo sure packed a whole lotta punch :v:
Shaken, not stirred. :smug:
:gonk:
Wait, that doesn't quite do it.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/gonk.gif[/img]
Reminds me of that "Jesus" dude that killed his wife during sex a few threads back
Solid silicone is far better than hollow vibrators, less likely to be packed with explosive also.
[QUOTE=dumbfox;27269592]Solid silicone is far better than hollow vibrators, less likely to be packed with explosive also.[/QUOTE]
IMHO I would have made a dildo out of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive)]C4[/url], but I'm not the disgruntled ex-boyfriend here :v:
[QUOTE=Thomo;27269755]What a climax[/QUOTE]
An exposive one.
what a dick
That's.. really creative.
More bang for her fuck for sure.
I suck at these.
Mother of FUCK that would be an absolutely horrible way to go.
What a Dildo!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o62n5.gif[/IMG]
Just imagine, you're a girl.
And you've got a dildo, and suddenly the dildo explodes inside your cunt, and you see that giant hole around your pussy, and blood everywhere...
Damn, her pussy would've been mutilated. Like, a steak hit with a meat tenderizer, but worse. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=DrLuke;27270368]Just imagine, you're a girl.
And you've got a dildo, and suddenly the dildo explodes inside your cunt, and you see that giant hole around your pussy, and blood everywhere...[/QUOTE]
Sounds like that time of the month again
[QUOTE=Superstormj;27270520]Damn, her pussy would've been mutilated. Like, a steak hit with a meat tenderizer, but worse. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
A steak hit by a meat tenderizer made of high explosives
:downsrim:
what do we need?
[b]MORE POWER![/b]
[QUOTE=Fycix;27270568]A steak hit by a meat tenderizer made of high explosives
:downsrim:[/QUOTE]
And a blasting cap to set it off... Oh god.
Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27269734]IMHO I would have made a dildo out of [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive)]C4[/url], but I'm not the disgruntled ex-boyfriend here :v:[/QUOTE]
You know how fucking expensive C4 is right?
Just stuff a hollow dildo full of napalm. That shit Is a dime a dozen.
[QUOTE=alphatwo;27270641]You know how fucking expensive C4 is right?
Just stuff a hollow dildo full of napalm. That shit Is a dime a dozen.[/QUOTE]
Stuff... napalm?
:what:
Not sure if you know this champ, but napalm is a liquid.
[QUOTE=Fycix;27270688]Stuff... napalm?
:what:
Not sure if you know this champ, but napalm is a liquid.[/QUOTE]
It's a gel, but thanks for playing.
New meaning for "exploding all over the keyboard"
That would've been a gruesome crime scene for sure.
He could be like "FALCON CUNT!"
[QUOTE=DrLuke;27270368]Just imagine, you're a girl. And you've got a dildo, and suddenly the dildo explodes inside your cunt, and you see that giant hole around your pussy, and blood everywhere...[/QUOTE]
Thanks for helping me visualize that. :smith:
Maybe should just assume the potential victim would have died instantaneously from the direct concussion from the blast. She'd have not lived to see her lower torso in tatters.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;27270368]Just imagine, you're a girl.
And you've got a dildo, and suddenly the dildo explodes inside your cunt, and you see that giant hole around your pussy, and blood everywhere...[/QUOTE]
Child Birth?
[QUOTE=alphatwo;27270641]You know how fucking expensive C4 is right?
Just stuff a hollow dildo full of napalm. That shit Is a dime a dozen.[/QUOTE]
Well if I were so determined to end my ex-gf's life, I'd probably first steal a bank so I can afford the necessary amount of C4 so I can shape it like a huge penis :v:
:wtc:
[QUOTE=DrLuke;27270368]Just imagine, you're a girl.
And you've got a dildo, and suddenly the dildo explodes inside your cunt, and you see that giant hole around your pussy, and blood everywhere...[/QUOTE]
but it'll be hilarious because you'll be using a vibrator
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