Damn mortals! Vampire Wannabe Arrested During Sex Offender Operation
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[url=http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/crime/vampire-sex-offender-arrested-10292010]Source[/url] <-- Watch vid, it's hilarious!
[release][quote][tab]Robert Gray[/tab][img]http://media2.myfoxphoenix.com//photo/2010/10/29/sexoffenders5p102910_20101029181904_640_480.JPG[/img][/quote]
PHOENIX - Investigators say Robert Gray is a sex offender who violated his probation and failed to register as a sex offender. If that's not scary enough, take a look at his photo - your eyes aren't deceiving you. Gray has fangs.
You would think so, but U.S. Marshals say this isn't a Halloween costume. The fangs are dental implants -- Gray sleeps in a coffin and drives a hearse.
Deputy Mike Mahorniak has seen the worst of the worst, but says this is a new one.
Gray's arrest is part of Operation Safe Treat, which targets sex offenders in Arizona who failed to register, along with fugitives wanted for crimes against children.
"Historically, the noncompliant sex offender fugitives are the harder fugitives because they're ones that jail is not a good place for them," said Matt Hershey, a Supervisor Deputy U.S. Marshal. "They have a tendency to run a little bit harder and a little bit smarter."
In the past week, U.S. Marshals have arrested more than 30 sex offenders, just in time for their biggest night of the year.
"On Halloween we have a lot of kids coming out and we want to make sure the streets are safe for them to go and do their trick-or-treating, show off their costumes and enjoy their time," said Hershey.
On Halloween night, there will be a compliance check. U.S. Marshals will visit the homes of registered sex offenders to make sure their lights are out and that they're not giving out candy -- and doing nothing to attract children.[/release]
[I]*facepalm[/I]
For a vampire he sure does like wearing summer clothes
That bites. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;25789380]For a vampire he sure does like wearing summer clothes[/QUOTE]
Absolutely...
A vampire wearing a hawaiian shirt? [I]*double facepalm*[/I]
[editline]1st November 2010[/editline]
BTW, that pic I posted in the OP is avatar worthy :v:
The teeth are a cool idea, although the slight issue now is, do you go for a bite to deliver pleasure or do you indulge your sadistic tendencies and cause severe pain?
Still, retards everywhere :derp:
Shoulda just got them sharpened.
He belongs in an asylum.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25789451]
A vampire wearing a hawaiian shirt? [I]*double facepalm*[/I]
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The Lost Boys have really fallen off the wagon
He looks like he's about to shit himself in that image.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25789451]Absolutely...
A vampire wearing a hawaiian shirt? [I]*double facepalm*[/I]
[editline]1st November 2010[/editline]
BTW, that pic I posted in the OP is avatar worthy :v:[/QUOTE]
Yes. Yes it is.
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;25797240]Yes. Yes it is.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha it looks pretty good :v:
Even better: An animated GIF out of it!
He sucks blood...outta little boys. God that's disgusting, that must really hurt.
Is it just me or does he look like he's growling at the camera?
[QUOTE=dogmachines;25797848]Is it just me or does he look like he's growling at the camera?[/QUOTE]
Yep... he's [I]hissssssssing[/I] at the camera :v:
At least he doesn't sparkle.
going off to by stake and gravity gun, will be back soon
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;25789380]For a vampire he sure does like wearing summer clothes[/QUOTE]
Isn't sun bad for them?
[QUOTE=dass;25802868]Isn't sun bad for them?[/QUOTE]
It's not bad for them, it's fatal.
Pshh, daywalker...
[editline]2nd November 2010[/editline]
I bet he likes Twilight too.
[b]FEED ME LITTLE BOYS[/b]
[img]http://media2.myfoxphoenix.com//photo/2010/10/29/sexoffenders5p102910_20101029181904_640_480.JPG[/img]
This was in my city. Why is Arizona becoming so popular in the news? I think that might be a bad thing.
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