• Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction! Hot Prizes!
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[B][U]Facepunch Community Contest: Erotic FP Fanfiction[/U][/B] [B][U]Introduction[/U][/B] Welcome to the very first BDA-sponsored Facepunch Community Contestâ„¢. Before we dig into the rules and guidelines of this particular event, I'd like to give a brief overview of exactly what you can expect from it! This is, as the title suggests, a contest that is open to every member of the community, and it has some gnarly prizes of limited value and restricted supply. You can most likely expect to see additional contests down the line that will challenge all manner of creative skills and talents, but this first event will cover a topic that I hold near and dear to my heart: writing [I]Hot and Sexy Short Stories[/I], featuring Facepunch. You will be tasked with writing and submitting your very own short story, drawing from Facepunch for major settings, themes, and characters, and it must be erotic as all hell. I expect nothing less than [I]first discovering your dad's secret Playboy stash[/I] levels of bonerosity in these stories. I, and the other judges, will settle for nothing less when we pick our winners. [B][U]Story and Submission Criteria[/U][/B] [I]-Write the funniest erotic fanfiction you can, featuring Facepunch. All users and moderators are fair game. -Must be shorter than 500 words. -Must have a title. -Stories must be submitted to [B]FacepunchCommunity@gmail.com[/B] -- if they are posted in this thread they will be disqualified -The Subject line of your email must read: [B]Community Contest 1: [your username][/B], or it will be ignored. -Your story should either be submitted in plain text in the email. A sample submission will be posted below. -The deadline to submit a story is Monday, February 2nd. If it ain't in by 11:59 pm, you missed the train. -Winners will be posted by February 5th, one week from now. [/I] [B][U]Judgment[/U][/B] A panel of three judges will read through all submitted short stories, and narrow down their favorites to a small selection of the top contenders. From this pool, the winners will be voted on by our judges! Your bangstories will be judged not just on how silly they are, but on the skill of the author. Check your spelling and grammar, because only the most well-written smut can satisfy our refined tastes and evolved sexual sensibilities. If we get any stories that didn't quite make the cut, but that we still enjoyed, we'll probably post them here to keep you folks entertained and well fluffed. There will be only three winners, and (unless we get somehow find a budget under the couch cushions), they'll all be getting the same prize: a little bit of forum bling in the form of Gold Member and a custom title, and an audio recording of yours truly reading your work using my fancy home recording studio. All runner-ups will also be posted, so that they can enjoy some much-deserved recognition from their peers/lessers. [B][U]SAMPLE SUBMISSION:[/U][/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/xMY33eY.png[/img] Good luck, and Godspeed. (PS: I'd like a good banner to use for future Community Contests. PM me if you feel like volunteering one).
But who are the judges
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;47034609]But who are the judges[/QUOTE] They'll be posted once the people I've reached out to agree to submit themselves to reading potentially large quantities of Facepunch-themed pornogaphy. [editline]29th January 2015[/editline] Participation is [B][I][U]mandatory.[/U][/I][/B]
This is going to be great
I would participate but I have zero knowledge of any of the people here. Even mods.
I expect Postal's Ass to be at the very least mentioned
*cracks knuckles* finally, I am put to the test
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;47034720]This is going to be great[/QUOTE] I'm now placing the karmic responsibility of the success or failure of this thread on your shoulders, because you seem very confident. If my first community contest falls flat, I'll remember your words with stinging resentment.
That's absolutely disgusting. Tell me more.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;47034641] Participation is [B][I][U]mandatory.[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE] I like facepunch, but not that much. :v:
[QUOTE=pentium;47034761]I like facepunch, but not that much. :v:[/QUOTE] Banned.
killerjc already won [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1063005&highlight=[/url]
I've never really written a short story before but I guess I will cook up something original for this. Edit: done, please be gentle judge-senpai, this is my first time~
I submitted mine. My strategy is to pander to Big Dumb American's sensibilities.
[QUOTE=NotAName;47035496]I submitted mine. My strategy is to pander to Big Dumb American's sensibilities.[/QUOTE] You know me too well... Master.
So if a Gold wins the prize, what happens? Is the Gold given to a person of their choice?
I'm 400 words in and I haven't even gotten to the slippery wet good stuff. An artistic mind such as mine simply cannot work with 500 words!
[QUOTE=Ern;47036444]I'm 400 words in and I haven't even gotten to the slippery wet good stuff. An artistic mind such as mine simply cannot work with 500 words![/QUOTE] Get 496 words in then end it with "And then they fucked."
[QUOTE=NotAName;47036490]Get 496 words in then end it with "And then they fucked."[/QUOTE] But then how will I be able to describe how easily Garry's erect cock slides into BDA's tender, hungry rectum?
I must win this, I need that gold membership
I want to enter, but I'm going to hate myself afterwards.
Can we use banned users in the stories?
I have no idea how I'm going to fit every single mod and former mod with some other FPers in to 500 words, but I will damn well try. [editline]29th January 2015[/editline] Is there a limit to how many stories?
Fuck it, i want that gold Also mine ends in a shyamalan-level twist
[QUOTE=Ern;47036517]But then how will I be able to describe how easily Garry's erect cock slides into BDA's tender, hungry rectum?[/QUOTE] I was able to do it. Sent, signed, etc you better get those tissues ready because goddamn is it HOT
I can play the 'Chico caliente' role if anyone needs some writting tips about that ;)
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;47036679]I have no idea how I'm going to fit every single mod and former mod with some other FPers in to 500 words, but I will damn well try. [editline]29th January 2015[/editline] Is there a limit to how many stories?[/QUOTE] One entry per person! [QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47036649]Can we use banned users in the stories?[/QUOTE] Everybody's fair game.
what have you unleashed
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;47037005]what have you unleashed[/QUOTE] A gratuitous amount of semen.
Okay, sent my story. I better get that fucking Gold Account. [editline]29th January 2015[/editline] I've never even written something this long before. This is like War and Peace.
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