6am PST. I woke up in a jolly state, heading to my computer so I could download shit and sleep until it finishes. As I approach my bed, the clock reads 6:09 am. "How nice, everything done within 9 minutes." I get in my bed, and go back to sleep. But being the person to go back to sleep, I struggle a bit. Tossing and turning, I hear my stomach growl. "Eh, it's just gas. I'll probably be hungry when I wake up." Tossing some more, I probably stayed awake for about 40 minutes. I finally fall asleep, and dream about god knows what.
But I knew that I was dreaming about shit, or rather, that's all I could have thought about. Around 8am, my eyes blast open, I burst out of my door, and rush to the toilet. That shit was relief. I continue my business and wipe my ass. But being the curious type, I always check the color/remains to see how my body's doing. GREEN. My shit was green. I panicked, wiped my ass some more just to see if it was some weird fluke or something. All green. I get off the seat and look in the toilet. All green. That shit looked like blended seaweed.
It was over. I pass it off as "eating too much vegetables in one day is bad for your shit" kind of thing. So I get on my computer again, check downloads, lurk facepunch. I never thought I'd have to write this sort of thread, so I lurk around some more, until the gas hits me again. Oh shit that's not good. Rushing to the toilet again, a new surprise awaits me. I shat [b]green bubbles[/b]. What the fuck.
Worst part was the fact that it wasn't chunky or anything. It was pasty.
Wow.
Wow.
Too much anime can do a number on you.
...Thanks for that
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[url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061025065904AAMPWCE[/url]
GREEN FECAL MATTER!
You check your shit everytime you take one?
LOL
That must've been nasty..
So? I had seaweed shit like that before and my stomach hurt. It could just be shit that comes out a little early. Except shitting bubbles is fucked up
uh, what
[QUOTE=SeRo-;16541335][url]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061025065904AAMPWCE[/url]
GREEN FECAL MATTER![/QUOTE]
Just like Dark Matter, but it smells a bit worse
Edit:
Also OP you're disgusting and we don't want you to post your shit ever again
TMI bro.
It's the stuff you ingest. Or salmonella.
Thank you for informing me now my life is fullfilled.
:11tea::barf:wow
I shouldn't have clicked this when I was eating fruit and fibre.. ahh well.
Not enough iron. I think that's what does that.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;16541263]
Worst part was the fact that it wasn't chunky or anything. It was pasty.[/QUOTE]
Man, I get pasty like once a week. it sucks cause when you wipe your finger will get some because of the last wipe.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;16541384]Not enough iron. I think that's what does that.[/QUOTE]
Nah, this happens when you've had too much iron.
[QUOTE=mbutler2;16541400]Man, I get pasty like once a week. it sucks cause when you wipe your finger will get some because of the last wipe.[/QUOTE]
Sucks even more when you don't roll enough, and the paper breaks right as you're wiping.
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