• Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nJX8snP4s[/media] oh boy here we go
[QUOTE=Joem1k;45485193][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nJX8snP4s[/media] oh boy here we go[/QUOTE] I mean ignoring it's origins, this movie looks like a decent chick-flick. I mean come on.. Universal AND Focus pictures? If the story's gonna be bland, they'll make sure it's at least properly made.
still wondering how a shitty twilight fanfic got a movies
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;45485224]still wondering how a shitty twilight fanfic got a movies[/QUOTE] Money
Music by Danny Elfman. Interesting choice.
Should have let Brazzers make the movie.
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;45485224]still wondering how a shitty twilight fanfic got a movies[/QUOTE] Same way the ACTUAL Twilight books got movies, there's actually a demand for this shit. :v:
say what you want about the plot but the cinematography seems pretty good
How is this gonna work? Unless it's actually a porn movie.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;45485304]How is this gonna work? Unless it's actually a porn movie.[/QUOTE] i'm guessing just generic woman falls for businessman, add drama about old lovers or w/e and you have a chick flick that leaves the cinema seats moist
that main guy reminds me of myself except for the everything part :(
Oh boy they're releasing it on valentine's day what a romantic movie to go see with your sweetie buns
[QUOTE=Jackald;45485306]The SJW explosion about this film is going to be something really funny to see. I honestly have no idea if Tumblr loves or hates 50 Shades of Grey.[/QUOTE] Mostly hate, it gives BDSM lovers a bad name because how terrible the relationship is.
Looks absolutely riveting
i thought it was gonna have mila kunis :(
So, I'm not familiar with the book, but he's totally a serial killer, right?
I thought it was gonna have Matt Bomer.
[QUOTE=Camberf;45485598]So, I'm not familiar with the book, but he's totally a serial killer, right?[/QUOTE] no he's werewolf that's why its called 50 shades of grey, referring to his wolf fur, duh
[QUOTE=Camberf;45485598]So, I'm not familiar with the book, but he's totally a serial killer, right?[/QUOTE] my ex used to read the book, and she kept telling me how moist it made her. as far as I know, the guy is addicted to sex or something and is really into BDSM
this book is written for 18 year something olds that think they are kinky and 40 year old near climax women who wish they were kinky when they werent climaxing yet anyone thats ever into bdsm or anything knows this isnt how it is in real life which is why it works - someone that only fantasizes about these things would be turned off by a book thats written by someone that doesnt fantasize about it, but instead knows
I think if more of you read the books, you'd realize it's not just about sex and there's a little drama every so often.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;45485986]I think if more of you read the books, you'd realize it's not just about sex and there's a little drama every so often.[/QUOTE] and it reads like a fanfiction written by a 14 year old
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;45485986]I think if more of you read the books, you'd realize it's not just about sex and there's a little drama every so often.[/QUOTE] i watch porn for the plot
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;45486013]and it reads like a fanfiction written by a 14 year old[/QUOTE] What are you doing reading erotic fanfictions written by 14 year olds? Surely, you must have to come to that conclusion of comparison.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;45486035]What are you doing reading erotic fanfictions written by 14 year olds? Surely, you must have to come to that conclusion of comparison.[/QUOTE] [quote]The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction series originally titled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fan-fiction websites under the pen name "Snowqueen's Icedragon"[/quote] it literally is fanfiction lol "oh no he said it was written like a 14 year old he must literally mean it was written by a 14 year old!" i have read excerpts from it and it is truly terrible, and that isn't just because of my preconceptions of the genre
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;45485224]still wondering how a shitty twilight fanfic got a movies[/QUOTE] I'm wondering how a book with all 100% vanilla sex somehow got associated with BDSM is E. L. James a virgin or just incredibly boring?
Finally I can watch my favourite middle-aged mom bondage porn novel on the big screen.
[QUOTE=Noss;45486126]it literally is fanfiction lol "oh no he said it was written like a 14 year old he must literally mean it was written by a 14 year old!" i have read excerpts from it and it is truly terrible, and that isn't just because of my preconceptions of the genre[/QUOTE] I watched gameplay of an MMORPG and it is truly terrible - and that isn't just because of my preconceptions of the genre. in fact, i thoroughly enjoy MMOs! see how unbelievably retarded your argument is?
Also I'd encourage everybody to use the Amazon 'Look Inside!' feature to read some pages from the book. It's like the author has never had any human interaction in their lives. [editline]24th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Pelican;45486175]I watched gameplay of an MMORPG and it is truly terrible - and that isn't just because of my preconceptions of the genre. in fact, i thoroughly enjoy MMOs! see how unbelievably retarded your argument is?[/QUOTE] Your argument is more retarded? The book is written horribly from a literary standpoint. It really is nothing better than you'd expect from a fanfiction.
[QUOTE=Noss;45486177] Your argument is more retarded? [/QUOTE] I'm applying your shocking logic to something else and - surprise! - it's pretty retarded the point, since you're unable to grasp what I'm saying, is that you're judging a book series based on snippits that you've read, and I'm going to guess they were mostly the detailed sex scenes. also, you're bring quite aggressive about a book (and now a movie), what's the go? and extremely arrogant too, "MY OPINIONS ARE FACTS XD"
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