Man says gun used in drunken foreplay killed girlfriend - Polidicks

[url]http://www.kirotv.com/news/23125626/detail.html[/url] [release]GRANITE FALLS, Wash. -- A 25-year-old man says he accidentally shot to death his 22-year-old girlfriend with a gun they used during drunken foreplay, said Rebecca Hover of the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office. The man told detectives that he and his girlfriend of 10 years had been drinking at a party in their home Saturday night and afterward were intimate in bed. He told police that he rubbed the loaded handgun all over his girlfriend after consuming more than one six-pack of beer. He said his girlfriend drank six bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. He said that the couple forgot about the gun until after having sex. He said he found the gun at the foot of the bed and picked it up. When he swung his arm toward his girlfriend, it went off, he told police. He called 911, and deputies responded at about 5:30 a.m. Sunday to the home in the 23200 block of 134th Street Northeast in unincorporated Granite Falls. Hover said, "He was adamant the shooting was an accident." He called himself an "idiot" several times during an interview with police and implied he would hurt himself for what he’d done, police said. During the incident, the couple's two young children were asleep in the same room on a different bed, Hover said. The man was booked into the Snohomish County Jail Sunday afternoon on a charge of first-degree manslaughter. Hover said a background check indicated that there have been three previous domestic violence incidents involving the couple between 2007 and 2009, with the girlfriend as the victim. The case remains under investigation. [/release] Looks like their relationship ended with a bang.

"Oh baby suck on my gun" *bang* "Oh shit"

i pik up my lvl 22 pistool n aim it at u y r u leekin red stuf???

This is horrible. But what caught my eye was this: [quote]During the incident, the couple's two young children were asleep in the same room on a different bed, Hover said.[/quote] Yes, when you have drunken sex with a gun in bed, your kids shouldn't be in the middle.

Looks like he blew prematurely.

[QUOTE=Johnnsen;21333033]This is horrible. But what caught my eye was this: Yes, when you have drunken sex with a gun in bed, your kids shouldn't be in the middle.[/QUOTE] Thats disgusting...

[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;21333342]'Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'[/QUOTE] Both.

It appears he wasn't shooting blanks, Should have practiced safe sex.

Looks like he had an [I]accidental discharge.[/I]

i guess he had a hair trigger.

Fucking christ. You're supposed to [i]pretend[/i] the guns loaded

[quote]he and his girlfriend of 10 years[/quote] he was fucking a 12 year old at one point?

Well, talk about blowing your load.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21334514]he was fucking a 12 year old at one point?[/QUOTE] because the intention of every relationship is sex

[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;21334887]because the intention of every relationship is sex[/QUOTE] Yes, are you living under a rock or still in your parents basement?

I guess you could call him... A sex pistol.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21334905]Yes, are you living under a rock or still in your parents basement?[/QUOTE] How to explain this... some people get these feelings in their chest called "emotions," and sometimes they're good or bad depending on what is happening. And sometimes certain people can cause each other to feel very good feelings. Do you get what I'm saying? Are you getting this?

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21334514]he was fucking a 12 year old at one point?[/QUOTE] He was only 15, so fucking a 12 year old was still okay for him. What? Although it does put him in the position of telling his daughter "no you can't date or have sex till you're older...at least 12 like your mom". Or telling his son "use a condom boy, those 11 and 12 year olds are lookin' to trap a man". When the cops first arrived on the crime scene they exclaimed "how she get shot in the face?!?" and he replied "well, we were having sex and I shot off a load" and they said "no, I mean with the gun!" and he said "well, we were having sex and I shot off a load". That had to be one interesting conversation. I mean then you have the part "so when did your kids lay down on that other bed?", "right after I asked them to move so mom and dad could get busy".

[QUOTE=Mingebox;21335144]How to explain this... some people get these feelings in their chest called "emotions," and sometimes they're good or bad depending on what is happening. And sometimes certain people can cause each other to feel very good feelings. Do you get what I'm saying? Are you getting this?[/QUOTE] Having 'good feelings' about a 12 year old is still pretty fucked up.

[QUOTE=Regulas021;21335229]Having 'good feelings' about a 12 year old is still pretty fucked up.[/QUOTE] Not really that bad when you're 15.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;21335144]How to explain this... some people get these feelings in their chest called "emotions," and sometimes they're good or bad depending on what is happening. And sometimes certain people can cause each other to feel very good feelings. Do you get what I'm saying? Are you getting this?[/QUOTE] No, I'm not understanding your emotion theories. I'm still trying to understand how fucking magnets work.

*insert premature ejaculation joke here* Honestly, though, I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel bad. What a stupid prick.

[img]http://edmrefinery.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/full-metal-jacket.jpg[/img] [B]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:[/B] [I][chanting][/I] This is my rifle. [B]Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:[/B] [[I][grabbing his crotch][/I] This is my gun. [B]Marines:[/B] This is for fighting. [B]Marines:[/B] [I][grabbing their crotches][/I] This is for fun. He probably thought about this scene, but my guess is he got it backwards... poor girl :/

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;21334905]Yes, are you living under a rock or still in your parents basement?[/QUOTE] no i'm just not some emotionless sack who's only goal is to have sex with everything that moves, maybe someone needs to grow up

[quote]one six-pack of beer[/quote] Honestly, that's not that much. The guy's just a dumbass.

[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;21335354]no i'm just not some emotionless sack who's only goal is to have sex with everything that moves, maybe someone needs to grow up[/QUOTE] you probably should start doing that.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21335380]Honestly, that's not that much. The guy's just a dumbass.[/QUOTE] It's clear from their domestic violence history that this was no accident. In my opinion, when you have a domestic violence record you lose the privilege of saying "it was an accident, I love her and I would never hurt her". At least I know I'd never give him the benefit of the doubt.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21335380]Honestly, that's not that much. The guy's just a dumbass.[/QUOTE] Not one. [quote]after consuming more than one six-pack of beer[/quote]

[QUOTE=RBM11;21335797]Not one.[/QUOTE] oh ho ho ho, mr. Bigshot McSevenbeers coming through

This is a perfect candidate for those 'Bad Parenting' threads... Having drunken foreplay with loaded firearms while your chrilden sleep in the same room. Poor babbys.