The Photoshop Contests Conspiracy V3.1 - Everyone is a Zombie! - General

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/526/titlecopyr.png/][IMG]http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4668/titlecopyr.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]TO ANYONE NEW WHO HAS NOT WITNESSED THIS TYPE OF THREAD, PROCEED TO THE ARCHIVED LINKS BELOW[/b] On August 8th 2010, a new type of Photoshop event was born. Named the Photoshop Contests Conspiracy. The events that have unfurled in these threads have been groundbreaking and regime ending. The past events of the civil war are archived here in Richard Nixon's Windows 98 PC. [b]ARCHIVED THREADS[/b] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/982753-The-Photoshop-Contests-Conspiracy[/url] - The Beginning of the War [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1054238[/url] - The second chapter and the outbreak of the Derpian virus [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1127414[/url] - The minor rebirth of the war, died. So what the FUCK is going on!? - In this thread you must choose a faction/create one and Photoshop your current avatar into the team sheet and post it. Don't forget to declare. THEN WHAT DO I DO?! - Then you must Photoshop occuring events in the war with your team whether is be hostile, defensive, zombie infested, nuclear fireball or pretty much anything else. [b]RULES[/b] - NATO is watching this thread, no nuclear weapons (However they're infected with Derpian so you can use biological and chemical weapons) - No instant killing of a user, for example launching 200200394923049320 rockets at the target and saying "LOL YER DEAD N00B". No that only angers us and you will be eaten alive. - While not everyone is equal in this war, give everyone a fair chance. - Zombification and reincarnation is allowed. Hell this thread starts in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. - Declare before you post! This is mandatory if you want your post to count towards the war. - You must always use the term "FUCK" in every post dedicated towards the war. - Put effort into your posts that contribute towards the war. - Most importantly, have fun. Think of this as a giant game of chess. Except no rules of chess actually apply and zombies roam the earth. [b]LET THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE PHOTOSHOP CONTESTS CONSPIRACY BEGIN![/b] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/140/ohshitcopy.png/][IMG]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1783/ohshitcopy.png[/IMG][/URL] The date is February 24th, 2012. The Derpian virus has infected almost everyone on the past threads. The virus has baffled scientists ever since its outbreak in 2011. Upon on infection, the victim became stupid, only saying terms a six year old would say playing Call of Duty. The origin of the virus is sketchy as everyone who knew about it is now a zombie. Thats right, a FUCKING ZOMBIE. However in recent months, our scientists here at Nixon's lair have found a wealth of information that was stolen from XienTEC's old facility which fabricated the virus. Archived files follow. Read at your own risk. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- USERNAME : RNIXON PASSWORD : PICKLES(CHECKERS) ---Standby--- ACCEPTED .............. > Load Files of the Derpian Virus > Load Porno > Load YouTube > Facepunch > Facebook ---------- > LOADING DERPIAN VIRUS FILES < > ACCESS GRANTED < ---------- The Derpian Class X virus was created by Team Xieneus during the Photoshop Conspiracy V2. The virus infected many innocent lives and led to the downfall of almost all of Photoshop Contest's. Derpian caused a massive wave of panic all around the thread. Everyone trembled in fear of getting infected. The one symptom everyone watched for... was stupidity. > END LOG < > LOAD FILES OF DERPIAN VIRUS PAGE 2 < > LOADED < [img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9601/ohshit2copy.png[/img] ---Logs Lost--- > LOGS CORRUPTED < > LOAD DERPIAN MISSILE CMD < > Loading Derpian Class X Missile Silo Command < > LOADED < ................. Derpian Class X Missile Launch on 2/25/2012 --- COORDINATES ---> The place where everyone participating in this war lives. > END TRANSMISSION < [img]http://nwdivers.me/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/01.jpg[/img] [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/703/teamsheet.png/][IMG]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/2220/teamsheet.png[/IMG][/URL] [b]The Wheels of War are in motion our destiny within grasp...[/b] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0[/url] - Thread Music

The fuck did I just read? Seriously, can you clean this up a little?

[QUOTE=faggotcracked;34854244]The fuck did I just read? Seriously, can you clean this up a little?[/QUOTE] Read the past threads. Its technically just a fun thread where you must create scenes with your team in conflict with an opposing force. Just read the past threads and it will clear up alot.

What the fuck am I reading

[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;34855289]What the fuck am I reading[/QUOTE] The beginning of a war. To end all wars.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;34855614]Hmm, maybe it was a bad idea to resurrect this thread. It was so much fun when people understood what was going on. All I can say is read the past threads and unravel the story. I may just -snip- the thread and ask a moderator to lock it as the former members who knew what was going on are possibly not active anymore and anyone new is not understanding what to do. Sorry if this has confused you guys. It was such a fun thread when it was active.[/QUOTE] Things come and go, sometimes whats dead should stay that way lest we all get boxes

Hell yeah, this thread! These people are too new here to know about this. I never participated but I think now is the time. Declare! [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9BSJ5A7sk]-Incoming transmission-[/url] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/psconspiracy.png[/img] "Dear citizens of United Photoshoppers, this is a special message to not some but all who happen to listen. There is a special situation going on. You might not be aware of it until now..." [I]The speech covers the details about Derpian Incident. [/I] "And this is, citizens, the reason why I'm asking you to join our campaing. Because, from this day on, there is a fucking war declared against any and all Nixonian movements! Now - who's ready for eternal glory and mortal wealth? Enlist [B]NOW[/B] to the Raptor team!" -End of transmission- [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/teamlist.png[/img] Let's see if we can get this shit rollin'.

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTScarM-N3Y&feature=related"]-Incoming transmission-[/URL] "The forces of kaukassus have reported, that they are going to join the eastern forces of ForestRaptor!" [img]http://puu.sh/iitt[/img] -End of transmission- [img]http://puu.sh/iiuF[/img]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksIYKSlMwpI]- Incoming transmission -[/url][I] Long standing Facepuncher TRLEChippers has today announced his controversial individualist plans for the so-called "Derpian War".[/I] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_inaugration.png[/img] [B][I]"I'm starting my own faction called Team Chippers. Any one of you other blokes can join, and we'll be fighting against all them other fuckers. Also there's free soup."[/B] Mere hours after his speech, a convoy of Chippersian tanks was seen heading towards Team Nixon's territory.[/I] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_tankstart.png[/img] [I]It's still to be seen whether Team Nixon will try to negotiate peace talks with Chippersian' troops or engage in hostilites, but one thing's for sure: TRLEChipper's on the warpath.[/I] - End of transmission - [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_initialteamsheet.png[/img]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/warroom_copy1.png[/img] [I]Images, newsflashes and radio transmissions are going hot in the RTWR (Raptor Team War Room).[/I] "At least they hate Nixonians too. Any course of action you would suggest, comrade?"

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_theyreontome.png[/img] "oh FUCK they're onto us well at least they could help me in my campaign against the Nixonians but what if they attack me and my troops I must go to the Raptor Team War Room as an ambassador of goodwill TAKE ME TO THE RTWR" [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_ambassadorofgoodwill.png[/img]

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/37/kimjongunnixonabouttoea.png/][IMG]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3451/kimjongunnixonabouttoea.png[/IMG][/URL] The leader of FUCKING Team Nixon is upset with his advisor. So he stares at him vaguely enhancing the plot. The storm is coming hippies...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuJ45E5IxXw]Incoming Transmission![/url] Meanwhile, In the land of Atlasia, On FUCKSHIT AVENUE, Leaflets are posted through the doors by burly black-clad stormtroopers, [B][U][I]CLICK TO ENLARGE[/I][/U][/B] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/rDDXo.png[/thumb] [B]Shortly afterward, Hammers and Stormtroopers begin goosestepping through the town centre[/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/327LR.jpg[/img] [B][U][I]A few days later, Commissar Salvador makes a country-wide announcement, which is leaked to the international media,[/I][/U][/B] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/sWa2E.png[/thumb] [B]Greetings my brethren, Today is the beginning of the new glorious Hammer Regime! We have already seized and destroyed the previous government, And now we begin the great purge! The destruction of the Hatless, the Noob, the Furry, the Pony, All are to be destroyed and crushed beneath our almighty iron fist! Rejoice! The day of cleansing is at hand! [/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/RkY5l.png[/img] [sub][sub]I do not harbor the views within the above post, Nor is this an attack on any unit in particular, The following transmissions will detail my preparations for war, etc.[/sub][/sub]

[b]FUCKING HAMMERS?![/b], You've just brought this war to a whole new level... [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/avatarrape.png/][IMG]http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/5971/avatarrape.png[/IMG][/URL]

But we are not hostile to anyone yet!

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34863104]But we are not hostile to anyone yet![/QUOTE] Oh ok. Nevermind all Nixon troops retreat for tea and cookies!

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOJqicM6x84"]-Incoming Transmission-[/URL] Hidden in an underground layer in the southernmost part of Antarctica, a titanium-steel alloy bunker holds [B]Daniel Smith[/B], the leader of the Clitorian Army of Clitorisland! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tXKDS.png[/IMG] [B]The cats of Clitorisland find the new deadly virus a threat to their trade route that hold all of their food supply of fish and chips.[/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CvsSL.jpg[/IMG] [B][U]The leader of the Clitorisland Free Democratic Communist Party, Daniel Smith has declared war on Team Nixon.[/U][/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xyDFc.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pSnwk.png[/IMG] [video=youtube;YQkaD6fG8mk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk[/video]

To combat the new [b]FUCKING[/b] cat army threat. NixonTEC has invented a new weapon... [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg849/scaled.php?server=849&filename=catnipbomb.png&res=medium[/img] The Catnip Bomb. Heuehhehe

[QUOTE=Xieneus;34865159]To combat the new [b]FUCKING[/b] cat army threat. NixonTEC has invented a new weapon... [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg849/scaled.php?server=849&filename=catnipbomb.png&res=medium[/img] The Catnip Bomb. Heuehhehe[/QUOTE] CatTEC invented the cat-mask, for resisting deadly temptations. [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2ugm9nd.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34866145]CatTEC invented the cat-mask, for resisting deadly temptations. [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2ugm9nd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] CURSE YOUR CAT SCIENCE! [b]FUCK![/b]

Meanwhile, talks continue between Chippers and ForestRaptor/Kaukassus. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_conference.png[/img] [I]"...see, there's the Nixon base. Now if I could just spare some of your forces to launch an assault, and I could declare a state of peace between us. Obviously this'll only last until you attack us (hint - don't you fucking dare). So whaddya say?"[/I]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55iXnYa-S2g]Incoming News Feed![/url] [U][I][B]Meanwhile in Atlasia...[/B][/I][/U] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/ks7Xe.png[/thumb] [U][I]A rally is just wrapping up.. As the purging begins outside..[/I][/U] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/YXZ5A.jpg[/thumb] [U][I][B]Stormtroopers FUCKing smash in windows, kick in doors, and drag the Brony, the Furry, the Noob, and the Hatless out of their homes, into the back of vans, never to be seen again. [/B][/I][/U] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dw55E.jpg[/thumb] [sub]HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER![/sub]

[img]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1520/sniper1p.png[/img] [img]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5835/sniper2.png[/img] [b]FUCKING CHEAP ASS NIXON BRAND SNIPER RIFLES![/b]

[B][U][I]YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL CHIPPERS?![/I][/U][/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QQgzt.png[/img] [HIGhLIGHT][U]YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS FUCKERY[/u][/HIGHLIGHT]

[b]NIXON FORGOT TO MENTION ABOUT THE DERPIAN VIRUS![/b] IT STILL INFESTS OUR BATTLEFIELD! IF YOU WISH ADD YOUR BASE TO THIS MAP. INFECTED AREAS MEANS MORE PROTECTION FROM OTHER FACTIONS YET YOU MUST DEAL WITH ZOMBIES CLEAN ZONES ARE CLEAN OF INFECTED YET CAN BECOME INFECTED AND YOU'RE VULNERABLE TO FACTION ATTACKS THIS MAP WILL BE UPDATED AS THE INFECTION SPREADS. [img]http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6431/diseasemap.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;34868446][B][U][I]YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL CHIPPERS?![/I][/U][/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/QQgzt.png[/img] [HIGhLIGHT][U]YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS FUCKERY[/u][/HIGHLIGHT][/QUOTE] "Say, friend, mind if I borrow one of your marching hammers for a moment? I need it for a mission of VENEGANCE" [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_ridinghammer.png[/img] Chippers rides the hammer to Xieneus' posistion, wielding none other than a FUCKING RPG. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_sniping.png[/img] Will he notice in time? FIND OUT when Xieneus returns and reads this post/turns round and sees a FUCKING RPG aimed at him. Also, map: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_map01.png[/img]

[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg41/scaled.php?server=41&filename=zombiebehindperson.png&res=medium[/img] Chippers... There is a [b]FUCKING ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU![/b]

Atlasia reveals itself! [img]http://i.imgur.com/POWGE.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Xieneus;34868796][img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg41/scaled.php?server=41&filename=zombiebehindperson.png&res=medium[/img] Chippers... There is a [b]FUCKING ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU![/b][/QUOTE] Hey, what'd you s-[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqCEPytSFqU&t=2m8s]AAAAAAYAAAGH AAAGHH AAAAAIIIIAAAAGHH[/url] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/photoshopconspiracy_trlechippers_bravesirrobinranaway.png[/img] TRLEChippers buggers off and returns to base, leaving the zombie and sniper far behind. Note to self: must remember to recognize zombies fucking earlier.

[B][U]CLITORISLAND CALIFORNIA BASE FOUNDED[/U][/B] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5rQUQ.png[/IMG] [B][U]NEW TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED[/U][/B] [IMG]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/tvs822/1167259751-1166681628846859.jpg[/IMG]