Hey whats up facepunch, today I'm going to tell you about the most badass of all costumes.
Morphsuits.
These fucking suits are pure sexy spandex, meaning your crotch will budge outta your pants like a dildo from a loose whore. Or something.
Anyway, these are really awesome suits. In wearing them, you become 100% more anonymous, and 100% more stylish.
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[I]fuck yea, if you wear these, you'll get milfs[/I]
Ever wanted to go outside, and just be like; "Fuck it, I'm going to be a bro and talk to everyone!" I know you have, well, now you can, without feeling a tinge or remorse or regret from not doing it!
These suits are all about fun, you can drink through them, ONLY you can see through them, but ONLY YOU are the one getting laid.
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[I]you know he means business when he's ripped holes in his suit[/I]
Anyway, the site to buy them off of is
[url]http://www.morphsuits.com/[/url]
And I'm going to buy one tomorrow, c'mon ladies, here I come!
More pics.
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[I]look at that bulge! even if you have a tiny dick, it will still look huuuge![/I]
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[I]or, you know, just make your ass look amazing[/I]
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[I]WARNING, IF YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE THE MAN IN THE WHITE, DO NOT WEAR ONE OF THESE SUITS. EPIC LULZ WILL BE HAD.[/I]
What the hell is the point they just look dumb.
I went to a concert and some asshole was wearing one of those. He knocked a beer out of the hand of some guy's girlfriend and got a bottle across the skull.
Pretty late, there was already a Zentai thread.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=932946[/url]
[QUOTE=Wonky;21748037]I went to a concert and some asshole was wearing one of those. He knocked a beer out of the hand of some guy's girlfriend and got a bottle across the skull.[/QUOTE]
Well duh. It's not like an invisibility suit. It's like the opposite. You're going to attract attention.
As long as you're not a douchebag in them you should be fine.
I was going to get a green one and go as green man from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for Halloween.
I would probably wear something over it. Perhaps a suit or casual clothes.
I don't fancy the idea of walking around with a bulge and tight clothes.
I'd get a green suit and dick around behind the weatherman when he's giving the forecast
Someone wore one of these at EXP Con last year. It was terrifying.
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[I]or, you know, just make your ass look amazing[/I][/quote]
Very hot.
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;21748126]I would probably wear something over it. Perhaps a suit or casual clothes.
I don't fancy the idea of walking around with a bulge and tight clothes.[/QUOTE]
Me neither, I think I'd wear trackpants over them, or shorts. Eitherway, my penis is waaay to big for the ladies to see.
I imagined wearing one of these with a suit, tenchcoat and fedora.
Looked cool in my imagination.
I see it's uses but it still looks silly
OH GOD
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If you're gonna go out and be an asshole, be a man and let everyone know who you are.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;21748167]Me neither, I think I'd wear trackpants over them, or shorts. Eitherway, my penis is waaay to big for the ladies to see.[/QUOTE]
Sweetheart? 2 Inches is not the average size for a boy your age!
[QUOTE=Simplemac3;21748172]I imagined wearing one of these with a suit, tenchcoat and fedora.
Looked cool in my imagination.[/QUOTE]
That would be awesome. But really, all you would need is a mask. Like this guy...
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[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;21748227]Sweetheart? 2 Inches is not the average size for a boy your age![/QUOTE]
I thought it was the size of a tic tac?
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;21748126]I would probably wear something over it. Perhaps a suit or casual clothes.
I don't fancy the idea of walking around with a bulge and tight clothes.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I agree. May get one sooner or later. be like "yo!....... Hi"
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;21748259]I thought it was the size of a tic tac?[/QUOTE]
Oh I'm going to like you my friend. On Topic- This suits would look cool WITH CLOTHES ON. Perhaps like track pants and a jacket and tie or something. I dunno but maybe cut out some sort of facial expression?
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;21748259]I thought it was the size of a tic tac?[/QUOTE]
:(
why the FUCK would anyone wear THESE STUPID OUTFITS THAT make them look like a CUNT
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;21748333]why the FUCK would anyone wear THESE STUPID OUTFITS THAT make them look like a CUNT[/QUOTE]
They don't make you look like a cunt. Obviously you're a hater..and you know what haters do?
Haters hate.
So fuckoff troll
GREENMANNNNNN
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How do you get in it?
[QUOTE=alphaspida;21748347]How do you get in it?[/QUOTE]
It is surgically attached upon purchase.
[QUOTE=alphaspida;21748347]How do you get in it?[/QUOTE]
I was wondering this too.
[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;21748387]It is surgically attached upon purchase.[/QUOTE]
In otherwords, theres a great big zipper on the back.
[QUOTE=Xaphania;21748412]In otherwords, theres a great big zipper on the back.[/QUOTE]
Well fine then if you want to ruin the joys of medical science.
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