I came back from Haarlem, the Netherlands yesterday. I went away for 5 nights with a mate of mine. He was the only person willing to come with me, all my other mates went to Bulgaria the month before. We had more fun, by far.
Spent everyday in Amsterdam, train cost about €6 for a day return.
I'll tell you it's the most weirdest feeling ever when you buy weed over a counter, i done it 3 times. Jack Herer the first time, White Widow the second and I really can't remember what the third one was.
We bought about 2/3 pre-rolled hash joints from Cafe420, aswell as space cookies and some space cake from some Bob Marley Coffeeshop - which, was by far the best fucking thing ever, baked outta my face, chillin' with a coke listening to some Bob, honestly better than sex.
On the sunday we didn't smoke 'til later on back in Haarlem.
We decided to go to a bar called Banana Bar, we had to pay €40 to get in, but it started at 8PM but the man on the door said because we were 'cool dudes' we could go watch a sex show for free, so he took us where it was, 2 people fucking 1.5m away from you is fucking weird as hell. Anyway, 8PM rolled by, we were the first 2 people in the bar, we were met by 3 gorgeous women, 1 was about late 30's, 'alright' body, the other looked like an Asian transsexual with blonde hair, but in the dimmed light she looked actually pretty nice and the last woman maybe early 20's? was probably the best looking woman i have ever saw in my entire life.
I'll bulletpoint what happened, tl;dr if i explain it all.
Basically the hot one;
-gave me a massage with her tits in my face
-let me rub oil into her -except BUTTHOLE and vajayjay apparently they were 'her areas'
-put a dildo in my mouth told me to bed back and she actually sat on my face whilst i fucked her, 'nough times she pressed her pussy right in my fucking nose
-she spat a dildo outta her pussy and told me to catch, if i did she would surprise me, she spat, i caught...
-she then put a banana up her self, peeled it and told me to crawl on the table and eat it, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i ate that fucker like there was no tomorrow
- and then i watched her stick a pen upside her, told me to tell her my name - i did, i watched her write me a postcard with said pen, i'll take a picture :')
-and then gave me a lapdance, for about 15 minutes? and the surprise was i could suck her nips and play with her 'occasionally'
Oh and we were only in this bar for the hour, it's all you're allowed. In that time it was all you can drink, i had 12 glasses of Grolsch and my mate had 8 glasses of vodka and coke, mainly vodka.
So we were both fucked when we left, literally legless.
Got the train back to Haarlem, and my mate was sick in a bin and was fined €60 - funny as FUCK.
Then just got baked almost every night, went to the sex museum, erotic museum and other cool shit throught the week, went to Alphen a/d Rijn, Rotterdam and Den Haag for the day.
Honestly, HOLLAND = HEAVEN
Hotel was immense, £222 for flights from Birmingham to Amsterdam AND the 4.5 star hotel.
Where did you lot go? Anywhere nice?
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I stayed home and went on the computer all summer.
Uh... I went to ottawa
i didn't read thread, i don't have anything intelligent to say to this, but i did read the title and click just to write 'poll'
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16819696]I stayed home and went on the computer all summer.[/QUOTE]
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Latvia
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;16819696]I stayed home and went on the computer all summer.[/QUOTE]
This.
I went to my grandparents for a week, going again on Friday for 3 days before school starts and worked and went on my computer the rest of the summer.
Nowhere, because my family can't afford to go on holiday every year cause we aren't rich fucks like the OP :colbert:
England. :\ I live in [b]Northern[/b] Ireland
I'm not rich, i'm some 19 year old fucktard who works in a supermarket. I only spent like £500 or shit.
said pussypostcard:
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Went to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campzone]campzone[/url], bought 5 mg of [url=http://strainreview.com/super-silver-haze/]Super Silver Haze[/url]. Smoked that whit a lot of other shit.
Maybe I can find some pictures and upload them....
i went to facepunch
and 4chan
and youtube
man i've been all over
Yeha, sounds awesome. Pictures encouraged. Well, I admit, i browsed FP and 4chan in the hotel lobby while i was high at stupid o'clock one night :(
i'm going to reading festival next week which is pretty much my holiday
France in Brittany. Nice place, warm weather, hot women.
When I returned to Scotland however these things were non existent.
ops not a virgin
i gasped
I haven't gone on a vacation in years. :(
Well, for a start, I went to Japan, Chicago, and I went camping a few times.
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Japan was p. cool mang.
Took >1200 images.
Met mayor of Hikone.
[QUOTE=Manic matt;16820014]France in Brittany. Nice place, warm weather, hot women.
When I returned to Scotland however these things were non existent.[/QUOTE]
That would be Brittany in France :downs:
As for the women, there are exceptions here in Scotland.
Not many, but they are there.
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BRB trying to find the epic ashtray picture.
I went to a holiday camp just outside of Filey, It was a nice little get away.
Had classes all summer.
we captured some jews in the airport, i've never saw one before
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2 rules isn;t that bad
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view from hotel
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in a farm
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€499,- of powerdrill dildo
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hagel slag, it made me lol at the time
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BRB trying to find the epic ashtray picture.[/QUOTE]
holy shit, i remember seeing someone smoking one of those in public (not sure if it had green it)
[QUOTE=Ishwoo;16820410]holy shit, i remember seeing someone smoking one of those in public (not sure if it had green it)[/QUOTE]
yeah, fuck, that's quite an achievement to have rolled that fucker, good stuff? :smoke:
Also I do not recommend smoking one with only weed in it mixed with hash and etc. And the epic ashtray picture is gone D: .
We went on a cruise from Vancouver to Whittier Alaska stopping at Juneu and Skagway. We got to see some fucking awesome glaciers. Then we drove to Anchorage and flew to Seattle.
went to the south of France, too hot!
Nowhere.
I'm poor.
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