[b]AMERICA[/b]
[img]http://govdocs.evergreen.edu/hotopics/asian-pacifichistory/flags/usa.png[/img]
If you wish to immigrate to America, you are welcome to join our nation! Here are a few facts about the nation of undefeatable military strength and political system.
Graduation Rates
[img]http://www.data360.org/temp/dsg1653_500_350.jpg[/img]
The Highschool graduation rate in the United States is overall increasing.
Gun owner ship!
The overall gun population in America has increased to nearly 85 out of 100 people own some sort of Gun. If you didn't know - [b]THIS IS A GOOD THING[/b]
Almost Two Hundred Fifteen MILLION people in the United states own a gun.
The People can overthrow the government with the right of the constitution. If the military fails in any way I'm happy to say our militia could overthrow probably any Military in the world just with sheer population in it.
Crime rates are not raised by gun owner ship - Proven fact. You must be 18 to buy a rifle or shotgun of any sort. You must be 21 to buy a pistol (To conceal the pistol you must register and take courses for a CCL)
[img]http://www.infer.cognita.co.uk/AdvHTML_Upload/firearms%20ownership%20scatter%20graph%20100.JPG[/img]
Gay Marriage!
Fuck it the only place you get that is with those slack-jawed faggots in California and in some states that semi-allow it up North.
We keep it traditional and clean.
The United States as of yet is [i]the[/i] most developed country in the world
[img]http://www.apo-tokyo.org/productivity/mp_004.jpg[/img]
If you didn't know, the service industry is the percentage that causes high development.
The conspiracy stating if China cut off from America is a completely [i]retarded[/i] statement. If something like this happened due to the amount of capital resources, and natural materials we could easily support ourselves for HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
Oh. You may say the United States doesn't have a high-tech rail system?!
Who needs it when we are the country with the most international airports! Infact, travel by Airplane is nearly three-four times faster than the current worlds fastest trains. (TGV and Eurostar)
If our country causes a draft because our some-how 215 million population AND huge ass armed force are overrun..
We have 72,715,332 males, age 18–49 that can be drafted to save the day!
We also have the Marine Corps. This branch is the most WELL TRAINED MILITARY FORCE IN THE WORLD.
This branch is trained to work with their surroundings, not just their technology.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
America is a pretty shit country, noting special just like every other shit country in our world.
[QUOTE=CNN;19630113]America is a pretty shit country, noting special just like every other shit country in our world.[/QUOTE]
We get free refills faggot! We also have Iced Tea not your shit warm tea.
I've been to Europe. I wanted to hang myself when I was in London from the price of food and how pathetic it was.
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America is a pretty shit country, noting special just like every other shit country in our world.
America is a pretty shit country, nothing special just like every other shit country in our world.
With a bigger ego.
Go team america, fuck yeah.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hartman;19630099]
If you wish to immigrate to America, you are welcome to join our nation! [/QUOTE]
Unless you're Muslim. :smith:
[QUOTE=JesterUK;19630129]America is a pretty shit country, noting special just like every other shit country in our world.
With a bigger ego.[/QUOTE]
And a bigger penis!
Oh yea, our economy is the most advanced and largest in the world. So that too.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hartman;19630121]We get free refills faggot! We also have Iced Tea not your shit warm tea.
I've been to Europe. I wanted to hang myself when I was in London from the price of food and how pathetic it was.[/QUOTE]
You should come to Switzerland.
Shit fucking sucks.
I'd rather be in London than this shithole.
[QUOTE=Epidemick;19630136]Unless you're Muslim. :smith:[/QUOTE]
Me and Mustafa are not welcome, Canada it is?
on that graph of household firearms, the dot for the USA is the highest and the furthest along. what does that tell you?
I hope the OP is being sarcastic. "Traditional and clean"?
Ahahahah.
HAHAHA.
*wipes a tear away*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I'd like to think that I'm a bit more patriotic than the next guy, but I can't tell if the OP is serious.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;19630149]You should come to Switzerland.
Shit fucking sucks.
I'd rather be in London than this shithole.[/QUOTE]
I went to Switzerland and paid like 60 USD for McDonalds.
failthread
only in america
Half the points are sarcastic, and half of them are legit. I don't get it.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;19630170]failthread[/QUOTE]
If you post in a fail thread you must be fail!
Not that I wish to imply that all Americans are idiotic. But it seems that a majority are, sadly.
The difference between American idiots and idiots in other countries is that American idiots broadcast their stupidity live on international TV.
Being stupid is bad.
Being loud AND stupid is worse. Much, much worse.
And Sgt. Hartman there is a prime example of the worst kind of American idiot - the American nationalist. He's probably secretly gay, too.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hartman;19630168]I went to Switzerland and paid like 60 USD for McDonalds.[/QUOTE]
You would eat McDonalds, fatty.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;19630175]only in america[/QUOTE]
True that friend! Lets bring down this European Scum!
Looks like you have a nice economy...well, what about the culture? :D:D:D
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hartman;19630099]the nation of undefeatable military strength[/QUOTE]
But you've never won a war on your own
[QUOTE=CNN;19630157]Me and Mustafa are not welcome, Canada it is?[/QUOTE]
Yes lets go brother
We'll take our Shawarma and Hummus somewhere [I]ELSE[/I]. HMPH.
[QUOTE=Rct33;19630192]You would eat McDonalds, fatty.[/QUOTE]
Atleast my paycheck isn't the size of the European body where its nearly cut by 2/3s to pay for retards who never went to school!
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hartman;19630138]And a bigger penis!
Oh yea, our economy is the most advanced and largest in the world. So that too.[/QUOTE]
Your economy is in the shitter. America sucks, anyway.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Hartman;19630168]I went to Switzerland and paid like 60 USD for McDonalds.[/QUOTE]
I know, right?
Everything is fucking expensive here.
AND FRENCH.
JESUS CHRIST, THE FRENCH.
[sp]In this part of Switzerland, at least.[/sp]
I so motherfucking hate when one of these extreme patriots/trolls posts a thread thinking that America is the best country ever. Yeah, guess what. America isn't a country. It's a fucking continent.
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