• Teenagers Snort HUMAN ASH thinking it was cocaine....
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[quote]Five teenage burglars snorted human and animal ashes after mistaking them for Class A drugs, it has been revealed. After a burglary, which took place at a woman's home in Silver Spring Shores, Florida, thieves made off with electronics, jewelry and two urns - one filled with the cremated remains of the victim's father and two for her Great Danes. Police discovered what happened to the stolen ashes after the suspects were arrested last week in connection with another attempted burglary. In a statement, deputies from Marion County Sheriff's Office said: "The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine." Speaking after the burglary, which took place in December, grieving victim Holli Tencza, 35, told a local Ocala news site: "I understand why the burglar took my flat-screen television, the Blu-ray DVD player, laptop computer and jewelry… but there's no monetary value in the ashes, so who knows in this crazy world. I just want them back. I don't care if I ever know who took them." When the gang members discovered their mix-up they threw the remaining ashes into a lake in fear that their fingerprints were left on the urns. Marion County Sheriff, Jenifer Fisher Lowe told Yahoo! News: "On Thursday at 11AM EST, underwater divers at Magic Lake in Gail d'Helvie Park recovered two urns containing the ashes of the owner's dog and father." The ashes were protected by plastic bags inside wooden boxes stored in the urns. The delinquents have been jailed on a number of charges, including burglary.[/quote] [url]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110120/tod-gang-snorts-ashes-they-mistook-for-d-045b8e8.html[/url] :waycool:
Teenager posts thread thinking it is new. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1051251-Burglars-snort-cremated-man%E2%80%99s-ashes[/url]
Burglars are getting stupider and stupider...
[QUOTE=nath2009uk;27548285]Teenager posts thread thinking it is new. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1051251-Burglars-snort-cremated-man%E2%80%99s-ashes[/url][/QUOTE] Fair enough. But this makes it clear that it was idiot teenagers.
I bet it went down this way: They didn't know what was in those urns and before anyone could say anything, the DUMBEST dumbass in the group guessed(because it was what he was wishing for) it was coke. The other guys, being marginally smarter, were skeptical. So the dumbest of the dumbasses says "I'll try it" and he snorts a rail... They all look at him expectantly. He waits a minute, then he feels the rush(which is his adrenaline kicking in because he thinks 'we scored two jars of coke!"). So he tells the others "dis is da bomb dog" and because THEY are dumbasses too they all do rails. Only after that do the others realize "we can't get high off dis shit!" and kick the first dude's ass, then dump it in the lake.
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