Now this only applies to the men. Don't you hate when you're chilling with your friends or your girlfriend and all of a sudden your nuts start to itch?
I do shower every morning and wash my balls but I mean just from either walking around all day or sitting on my ass playing on my computer or something but it works up some nut cheese or something and makes my balls itch.
My friend once told me that he was at a wake and had the worst nut itch ever and in his seat in the front row he started to scratch his crotch and the pastor shot him a weird look and his mom looked at him in disgust. It was pretty funny to me except for the whole his dad dieing part.
Anyways Facepunch, don't you hate it when your balls start to itch when you're in public places or hanging with your buds?
put bengay on them
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bengay is the way to go
A++ first posts guys.
I hate it when the area next to the balls gets itchy, cause there's no way to scratch it.
Also below post 100%
I hate itchy asses way worse, man.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16615809]I hate itchy asses way worse, man.[/QUOTE]
This is true. You have to raise your ass a little to scratch it and there is no disguising it too.
Ben is Gay is the only solution to itchy balls.
[img]http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/Yamaharider32_photo/bengay.jpg?t=1249960341[/img]
I love itchy balls because... It feels great to scratch them.
Yeah I have heard many accounts of ben gay permanently eradicating itchy balls.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16615900]Yeah I have heard many accounts of ben gay permanently eradicating itchy balls.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention eradicating your balls as well.
[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;16615917]Not to mention eradicating your balls as well.[/QUOTE]
:nyd:
Here goes the Bengay thing again.
I guess we can crank out a lasting meme every now and then.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16615809]I hate itchy asses way worse, man.[/QUOTE]
this
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16615809]I hate itchy asses way worse, man.[/QUOTE]
ughhh
with balls at least you can ninja scratch them, with asses it's so obvious
Get your girlfriend to scratch your balls
[QUOTE=TH89;16616048]Get your girlfriend to scratch your balls[/QUOTE]
This could work...
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;16616074]This could work...[/QUOTE]
If she loves you she'll do it
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It also helps if she loves balls
Put baby powder on your gentiles.
Bengay is great.
It feels like dipping your balls into heaven.
Cut them off.
But first use Bengay.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;16615896]I love itchy balls because... It feels great to scratch them.[/QUOTE]
*Scratch Scratch* Ahh....
[QUOTE=Master117;16616146]Cut them off.
But first use Bengay.[/QUOTE]
Bengay is great for lube.
It is also a FANTASTIC substitute for eyedrops.
This bengay shit is so olddddddddddddddddddddddd.
[QUOTE=camper182;16615713]put bengay on them[/QUOTE]
This. It gives such a nice icy fresh feeling throughout my nuts when I do it.
I tried shaving my balls. I got like a patch of hair out and it was itchy as fuck