Greatest Country of All-Time Advances to the World Cup Round of 16
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Pictured: [B]Many Americans prepare for second lunch after Germany - USA by shopping beforehand.[/B]
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It's official: The USA have successfully navigated the Group of Death and advanced to the Round of 16!
Despite being outclassed for much of the match vs. Germany, the USA held on and only conceded a goal to Thomas Mueller in the 55th minute. Mueller scored his fourth goal of the tournament, tying him for the lead at the 2014 World Cup.
A late Cristiano Ronaldo goal vs. Ghana to give Portugal a 2-1 victory sealed USA's ticket to the second round. Ronaldo went from being hated in the U.S. to being loved in a matter of days. That is the beauty of the World Cup.
The USA will face the winner of Group H, which will likely be Belgium, while Germany will take on the second-place team from Group H.
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USA USA
Greatest country of all time?
You're referring to Germany right?
Lucky bastards.
soccer v football argument imminent.
[QUOTE=adamsz;45222099]Greatest country of all time?
You're referring to Germany right?[/QUOTE]Of course! Germany never did anything wrong.
Wooo! USA 0 - 1 Germany! America wins!
[QUOTE=Papytendo;45222174]Of course! Germany never did any wrong.[/QUOTE]
And the US hasn't done anything wrong either?
I hope the US wins.
Just because of the cunts that burned our flag in a video.
Petty shit, but still.
Hah, now we're good at both footballs.
Your move Rest of the World.
[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;45222185]And the US hasn't done anything wrong either?[/QUOTE]
Oh my fucking God just stop, the title was obviously a joke.
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You did it, champs.
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America always wins, even when we dont.
When America wins the cup i vote to change FIFA into FISA
I hope I'm not the only American completely baffled by the workings of this tournament.
[QUOTE=Explosions;45222665]I hope I'm not the only American completely baffled by the workings of this tournament.[/QUOTE]
i dont know how soccer works so im in the same position
last time i played soccer was in elementary school. only rules were "Dont touch the ball with your hands" and thats it
I was at a local sports bar watching the game. Everyone went crazy when US blocked the first shot but germany just hit it right back in. I had a hella fun time.
Go USA whoop whoop
[QUOTE=Explosions;45222665]I hope I'm not the only American completely baffled by the workings of this tournament.[/QUOTE]
The group stages are essentially mini-leagues, with the top two teams from each group moving onto the knockout stages. First place in your group is preferable to placing second, as the first place teams will always go against teams that placed second, which in theory means that they have a better chance of getting through to the quarter finals.
The knockout stages are pretty self-explanatory - team that wins goes through, team that loses is out of the tournament.
[QUOTE=Another Hater;45222377]America always wins, even when we dont.[/QUOTE]if the yanks win they win
and if they lose they can come back for another go so it doesn't count, see?
Netherlands vs USA
Fucking do it.
I wanted* US to win just to see German peoples' reactions.
oh my god is that a wrestling match in a walmart
ladies and gentlemen we are in a strange era
Chanting 'USA!' is the real world equivalent of WAAAGH, although unlike the Orks the chant doesn't appear as potent.
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;45222770]Shout out to Christianbro Ronaldbro[/QUOTE]
Ronaldo is an arrogant cunt.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;45222313]Hah, now we're good at both footballs.
Your move Rest of the World.[/QUOTE]
I bet you'd suck shit at Gaelic Football.
That's right, surprise third type of football.
So North Korea does world cup soccer now?
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