so whats it like cause im gonna get some shroomz for a party this weekend and I got this chick that wants to fuck me
uhm
what
[editline]29th October 2010[/editline]
its spelled shrooms and you sound 12
get out of here. Im facepalming so fucking hard right now... just, shrooms, and sex?
the door is over there -->
Have fun trying to explain why you can't get it up
Two reasons sex is hard on shrooms:
1) Vasoconstriction meaning your penis gets less blood
2) inorgasmia caused by serotonin. It's a common complaint of SSRI users
I hope you become the laughing stock where you live when you can't get it up at age ~15.
Thanks guys for your support. fuck that shit if I can't get my dick up then there is no point in going to a party. also I don't do drugs but I figure there is a first time for every thing so I might as well fucking try it I'm going to get stoned and shit faced though.
Apparently parties are for fucking now. Communication and spiritual enlightenment are mere obstacles in the way of phallic progress.
yeah who goes to parties for fun or social interaction parties are for fucking fuck that fag shit bros get pussy
OP, is this thread about you?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1020035-How-I-confiscated-cigarettes-from-several-minors[/url].
well my question is answered thanks for the help
/sarcasm :
Also, I wouldn't mind taking shrooms with a girl. My first and only time trying them was with a bunch of guys I didn't know because I was at my friends and he was working all night so I was with his housemates, and by the end of that night we were all practically best friends
cool...this may be the wrong party to try them at then
[QUOTE=nemmises5;25715041][b]also I don't do drugs[/b] but I figure there is a first time for every thing so I might as well fucking try it I'm going to get stoned and shit faced though.[/QUOTE]
Don't start yourself off with shrooms then. You'd be so likely to have a terrible trip.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;25715041]Thanks guys for your support. fuck that shit if I can't get my dick up then there is no point in going to a party. also I don't do drugs but I figure there is a first time for every thing so I might as well fucking try it I'm going to get stoned and shit faced though.[/QUOTE]
Oh man good luck with that, this will end badly.
I heard plugging shrooms will give you a nuclear boner.
I feel like this could be a problem...
[img]http://story.nnhit.com/vdo/uploads/picture6/78.jpg[/img]
[I]"Oh my god, this is so great, fuck me harder!"[/I]
*You turn away, look back*
[IMG]http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv77/Cisdaman/cthulhu2.jpg[/IMG]
itt: OP doing shrooms for all the wrong reasons.
psychedelic drugs aren't something that you should just be "taking if you're shit faced enough".
let him do it. he sounds like a douche anyway. he deserves it
im havin an interesting acid trip here.
anyways, on topic. i really want to drop acid with a chick. it would be amazing.
[QUOTE=CjienX;25715311]Also, I wouldn't mind taking shrooms with a girl. My first and only time trying them was with a bunch of guys I didn't know...[/QUOTE]
I don't want to know where that's going :P
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;25714102]get out of here. Im facepalming so fucking hard right now... just, shrooms, and sex?
the door is over there -->[/QUOTE]
dont judge
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;25730374]dont judge[/QUOTE]
what's there to judge? and where is that judgement lol. All i'm saying is that it's a fucking stupid idea
tbh with concentration and practice you can get it up and get some good shit going down there. since shrooms increase your sensivity its gonna feel amazing. just dont eat too much, no more than 2g id say and not too much weed.
[editline]30th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Creesco;25718390]I heard plugging shrooms will give you a nuclear boner.[/QUOTE]
fuck yah
oh and advoid alcohol, not good to mix with strong psychedelics.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;25730374]dont judge[/QUOTE]
You do realize there's no way in hell he'll be getting it up on shrooms right
[QUOTE=CjienX;25731199]You do realize there's no way in hell he'll be getting it up on shrooms right[/QUOTE]
lmao i got it up plenty of times. even thought it was gonna explode once @_@
well the party was a fail...no shrooms...no chicks....no alchohol.....smoked weed and my throat seized up tighter then an airlock in space...I was fucking pissed
[editline]31st October 2010[/editline]
*note to self* don't smoke if you have severe asthma i'm limiting my self to Drugs that aren't inhaled...
[QUOTE=nemmises5;25778084]
*note to self* don't smoke if you have severe asthma i'm limiting my self to Drugs that aren't inhaled...[/QUOTE]
Not trying to be a dickhead, but...ya think??
not caring if im a dickhead, but weed's an expectorant...
[QUOTE=nemmises5;25778084]well the party was a fail...no shrooms...no chicks....no alchohol.....smoked weed and my throat seized up tighter then an airlock in space...I was fucking pissed
[editline]31st October 2010[/editline]
*note to self* don't smoke if you have severe asthma i'm limiting my self to Drugs that aren't inhaled...[/QUOTE]
What happened is that you freaked out, thought you were having an asthma attack, started hyperventilating which to you confirmed that you were having an attack, and you were just in a bad state of mind although nothing was actually wrong with you.
[url=http://www.cannabis-med.org/english/faq/03-asthma.htm]Marijuana can actually be used to treat asthma.[/url]
fucking on shrooms is like conquering mount everest.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN
[QUOTE=Pepin;25779228]What happened is that you freaked out, thought you were having an asthma attack, started hyperventilating which to you confirmed that you were having an attack, and you were just in a bad state of mind although nothing was actually wrong with you.
[url=http://www.cannabis-med.org/english/faq/03-asthma.htm]Marijuana can actually be used to treat asthma.[/url][/QUOTE]
The weed they smoked only had 2% THC though...you weren't coughing your balls off of some good nug back then. But I really don't have any scientific proof here, so you know. :v:
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