You're A Guy With Nothing Left To Lose [Interactive] - General

You're pissed at the world. It's kind of boring now that you think of it. And Facepunch is down for the day. You've got nothing left to lose. So you draw up a clipboard on where to go first. [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/part2.png[/IMG] After you consider your choices, you grab a knife, and get ready to leave. [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/1.png[/IMG] So, where do you go first? [B]Inventory:[/b] •[i]Knife[/i] •[i]$12,760 (A.K.A. your life savings)[/i] •[i]iPhone[/i] •[i]Cigarettes[/i]

Strip club.

Go to the gun shop first, buy an AK-47, then to the strip club.

Stab yourself, you are in the correct position currently and it only requires you to thrust your hand counter-clockwise if it were viewed from the left. You may be stabbed in the stomach or lower inducing serious pain.

The knife is much larger than it seems; it's being held and drawn at the proper perspective, I just don't have shading on it to make it so obvious. Don't be a smartass..

Go to the retirement home! Its a great warm-up.

Go to gunshop and threat the casher with a knife and rob the guns.

I think that's a door knob.

Go to the bar, get some drinks, then the gun shop, buy an AK, then the strip club and proceed to shoot hookers.

Go sit on your pc and fap.

Gunshop, stock up on ammo.

go work at the strip club.

[QUOTE=01271;20175635]go work at the strip club.[/QUOTE] You go to the strip club to apply for a job as a stripper. [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/resume.png[/IMG] The bouncer isn't entertained with your antics. He tells you to "take your cracker ass home."

Dislocate his jaw and shit in his mouth then pickpocket him

You punch him in the jaw, so quickly and rapidly that you broke his neck. [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/punched-1.png[/IMG] In his pocket, you find two Taco Bell coupons, sport throwing knives, 2000 dollars hidden in his Adidas sneakers, and a retirement home relative I.D. card. You consider whether you should shit in his mouth for lulz, or find a place to hide from the cops who will be coming soon, and where such a place will be... [B]Inventory:[/b] •[i]Knife[/i] •[i]Throwing Knives[/i] •[i]$14,760 (A.K.A. your life savings and stolen money)[/i] •[i]iPhone[/i] •[i]Cigarettes[/i] •[i]2 Taco Bell Coupons[/i] •[i]Retirement Home I.D. Card[/i]

Draw a penis on the wall with the blood then hide the body in trashcan or something

[QUOTE=Satansick;20179396]Draw a penis on the wall with the blood then hide the body in trashcan or something[/QUOTE] Body hidden, dick drawn. But people saw you, and called 911...you better find a place to go... [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/alley-2.png[/IMG] I kind of rushed this drawing...perspective is kind of messed up.

Climb up a fire escape, find a rooftop entrance to the building you're on, hide in there. Make sure nobody sees you.

just run like hell

New suggestion, use akimbo AC-130's to take out cop cars, escape to safe house in downtown urban center.

[QUOTE=Oratrix;20175388]Gunshop, stock up on ammo.[/QUOTE] You cash a $1,750 check for an AK-47, one for $650 for a Five-Seven, and another $850 on ammunition. [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/gunshop.png[/IMG] Ah, some good firepower. The cops are looking for you right now. The search is not that intense, as they haven't found the body and assume that you didn't kill the guy; just beat the shit out of him, and he ran away. But being seen in public could get you into a firefight...Ah, where to go? [B]Inventory:[/b] •[i]AK-47 Assault Rifle[/i] •[i]Five-Seven Pistol[/i] •[i]Knife[/i] •[i]Throwing Knives[/i] •[i]$11,510[/i] •[i]iPhone[/i] •[i]Cigarettes[/i] •[i]2 Taco Bell Coupons[/i] •[i]Retirement Home I.D. Card[/i]

To the retirement home!

Back to the strip club; Rape the hottest stripper in the house.

Go on your iPhone

[QUOTE=xxtzkzxx;20201481]Go on your iPhone[/QUOTE] You turn on your massive iPhone beta and check out your apps. [IMG]http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae311/RapeStreet/iphone.png[/IMG] So many apps to choose from....well not really.

Go on youtube and watch some freaky shit.

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Sell the iPhone for herorin.

Use the camera to take a nice picture of you, the gun shop merchant, and your newly acquired arsenal.

Get a nice black leather coat, dual Berettas, and a crapload of painkillers.