Young students added a "special" man-juice ingredient in their peers brownies.
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Norwegian article so here's a crappy google translated version:
[release](AP) Three boys at a secondary school has confessed to have baked a cake brownies with semen as one of the ingredients. Eight students will have eaten the cake.
Principal at the school in Grenland in Telemark confirms the story to Telemarksavisa .
- They should have mixed seed of that pie, and some students have been offered, and have been eating this cake, "said the headmaster of the TA.
Do you know anything about this? Tips VG Nett reporter here
The principal at the school says to VG Nett that the cake was a brownie cake that the three boys had made at home in his bedroom to the one the boy the day before they offered the cake to classmates.
- Something similar, I have never encountered before. When we heard it, we were mildly shocked, "said Rector.
There were three guys who went a bit too far, and there were eight students who fell victim to the rather special cake.
Telemarksavisa claim that they have information that the teachers should have eaten the cake, but it refutes the principal to VG Nett.
- It is wrong, "he said.
- The boys regret
The principal said that the boys were very sorry and ashamed. All is in 10th grade and is over 15 years and over the age of criminal responsibility, but the case is not prosecuted.
- They were not expelled, but has been a behavior remark. If they want to get put down behavior grade will be determined after an overall assessment, "said the headmaster to VG Nett.
- Revealed themselves
Middle school principal says it was the boys that revealed itself:
- They had told some of those who ate the cake what was inside it. It reacted to those who had eaten the cake, and got in touch with management at the school.
When contacted the school nurse to see if there was any danger of infection, something that should not have been, and students had the opportunity to speak with a nurse.
Students' parents were also summoned to a meeting with the school and students.[/release]
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Seems like a Sticky Situation
I imagine the eight kids who ate the brownies aren't going to be living that down anytime soon
[editline]16th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;28085221]Seems like a Sticky Situation[/QUOTE]
ok just because it's about semen doesn't make this pun funny
if my kid told me that he was caught putting semen inside of brownies and fed it to people i'd first high five him for the hilariously morbid prank
then i'd wash my hands, a lot
then i'd disown him so i won't be known as the father of that one kid that put semen in his brownies and fed it to everyone
[QUOTE=thisispain;28085296]if my kid told me that he was caught putting semen inside of brownies and fed it to people i'd first high five him for the hilariously morbid prank
then i'd wash my hands, a lot
then i'd disown him so i won't be known as the father of that one kid that put semen in his brownies and fed it to everyone[/QUOTE]
Nah I'd just beat the shit out of him.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085315]Nah I'd just beat the shit out of him.[/QUOTE]
you'd be an awful parent
(coincidentally, i love irony)
[QUOTE=thisispain;28085342]you'd be an awful parent
(coincidentally, i love irony)[/QUOTE]
Pfft, you're piss-weak. It's called discipline, mate.
E: All these fucking bleeding hearts around here, "Wah wah that's grievous bodily harm etc. etc. etc." Mental and physical scarring my arse, just toughen the fuck up.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085349]
E: All these fucking bleeding hearts around here[/QUOTE]
i may be a bleeding heart mate, in fact i'm probably the most bleeding heart on this forum but that don't mean i can't beat you in a fight
especially not when i have got pints of guinness in my mouth, better cover your testicles
[QUOTE=thisispain;28085387]i may be a bleeding heart mate, in fact i'm probably the most bleeding heart on this forum but that don't mean i can't beat you in a fight
especially not when i have got pints of guinness in my mouth, better cover your testicles[/QUOTE]
Watch it mate, I'm Australian; some of our youths are internationally superior at getting drunk and attacking minorities to everyone else.
Mate.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085424]Watch it mate, I'm Australian; some of our youths are internationally superior at getting drunk and attacking minorities to everyone else.
Mate.[/QUOTE]
australian huh
well then never mind the testicles thing, that won't work on you hehehhe
shut it you both are like whiny kids on a playground
[QUOTE=thisispain;28085433]australian huh
well then never mind the testicles thing, that won't work on you hehehhe[/QUOTE]
right that's it mate come here and i'll take you apart with my dick and you'll fuckin love it
E: ^ you shut the fuck up mate
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[quote] When we heard it, we were mildly shocked, "said Rector. [/quote]
"Jizz in my cake! Well, I'm mildly surprised in fact"
Is it just the article being overblown or are they really stupid enough to think putting semen in brownies is a criminal offense? Granted it's fairly disgusting but it's not like anyone was hurt.
[QUOTE=bravehat;28085515]"Jizz in my cake! Well, I'm mildly surprised in fact"[/QUOTE]
That was the principal. The bad translation translates "Rektor" into a name. Rektor actually means principal/head teacher.
[QUOTE=thisispain;28085433]australian huh
well then never mind the testicles thing, that won't work on you hehehhe[/QUOTE]
So you're saying that the men of the most vicious country have no balls?
Get a fucking grip mate, we live in a place where kangaroos break into your house and try to drown your dogs.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085476]right that's it mate come here and i'll take you apart with my dick and you'll fuckin love it
E: ^ you shut the fuck up mate[/QUOTE]
lol this is how i start bar fights
That is exactly why i never ate those home-made schools lunches
call me paranoid or whatever, but there it is.
[QUOTE=Murkat;28085536]Is it just the article being overblown or are they really stupid enough to think putting semen in brownies is a criminal offense? Granted it's fairly disgusting but it's not like anyone was hurt.[/QUOTE]
Imagine someone came on your face in the middle of the street, you'd want something done about it, but hey since you didn't get hurt nothing happens.
It's like straight out of some goofy teen movie
Remember to not accept food from strangers.
[QUOTE=Carne;28085656]Remember to not accept food from strangers.[/QUOTE]
want some candy?
If my kid did it, I'd jizz in his brownies.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;28085476]right that's it mate come here and i'll take you apart with my dick and you'll fuckin love it
E: ^ you shut the fuck up mate[/QUOTE]
stop acting like a faggot please thank you
:silent:
I don't regret this. The regretting part of the article is untrue.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;28085208]the cake was a brownie cake that the three boys had made at home in his bedroom to the one the boy the day before they offered the cake to classmates. [/QUOTE]
The boys made the semen brownies in a bedroom? Did they all "make" them at the same time?
The people who ate those brownies must feel terrible. This is why I never accepted home made food when I went to school.
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