Norway Skater Blames Excessive Porn-Watching for Silver Finish

[Arnold]

[URL="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/02/26/norway-skater-blames-excessive-porn-watching-for-silver-finish/"][QUOTE][IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/backporch.fanhouse.com/media/2010/02/norway-ski-team.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]The Olympics don't offer medals for frank observations. Which is too bad, really, because Norwegian skiier and would-be Bond character Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset (second from left) would have earned himself a permanent gold with his recent Tiger Woods-inspired quotes following his performance in the men's 4x10 relay.[/QUOTE][/URL]
:fh:

[Pandemix]

:flashfap:

[Madman_Andre]

Oh really?

Sure that isn't [I]all [/I]they were doing? All those hundreds of thousands of condoms didn't just vanish.

[PassTheBong]

all that testosterone.

[Komppu]

Faptastic!

[CivilProtection]

after reading the title I got the wrong image in my head reading "silver finish"

[Shugo589]

Sounds like a [I]sore[/I] loser.

because his penis was sore from excessive porn watching :frown:

[Valdor]

[QUOTE=Shugo589;20460496]Sounds like a [I]sore[/I] loser.[/QUOTE]

News puns like this.... :crying:

[hypern]

Looks like he dropped the ball.

[Ama-zake]

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/lXAlMG.png[/img]:fh:

[Micr0]

Holy shit that guy is so cool.

[Agni_Kai]

Wasn't trying hard enough.

[Zeke129]

There's Norway that's the sole reason.

I will use this pun every time Norway is mentioned

[Bl4ck1ce]

[QUOTE=Ama-zake;20461702][IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/lXAlMG.png[/IMG]:fh:[/QUOTE]

Ahaha

[PrismatexV8]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20464358]There's Norway that's the sole reason.

I will use this pun every time Norway is mentioned[/QUOTE]

Yeah, he was just too Oslo.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20465588]Yeah, he was just too Oslo.[/QUOTE]

Pun involving Bergen

[cecilbdemodded]

Of course a guy named Peter makes a lot of noise when porn is involved.

[Haematobic]

[QUOTE=Ama-zake;20461702][img]http://imgkk.com/i/lXAlMG.png[/img]:fh:[/QUOTE]

Self-improvement = Masturbation ([I]Tyler Durden dixit[/I])

That man is a winner after all :v:

[RBM11]

I think it's just bad translation/English. It sounds like the "seeing porn" is hearing his neighbor doing it.

[MachiniOs]

Why does every athlete try to find a reason for losing? Maybe you should train harder and accept where you come.

[Ivebo]

He sounds like a [i]jerk[/i]