Transformers Director Michael Bay Offers $50,000 Bounty for Puppy-Throwing Girl - Polidicks

[quote]The hunt for Puppy-Throwing Girl just got a lot more explosionier: Michael Bay, director of Victoria's Secret commercials and giant robot movies, has placed a $50,000 bounty on information leading to the arrest of the famed animal abuser. This evening, the following was posted to Michael Bay's official website: There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It's a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one. Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty. "Arrest and successful prosecution?" Come on, Michael Bay, You can do better than that! How about "the arrest and successful strapping her onto the head of an ICBM missile and shooting her at the Moon to do battle with robots in a revealing tank top?" More to the point: Old Timey Michael Bay does not seem to understand the crowd-sourced nature of the hunt. The anonymous Internet hooligans of 4chan's /b/ messageboard may have already uncovered the identity of a young girl and the person holding the camera, just as they found the woman who threw a cat in a trash can. Their investigation points to a couple teens in Bosnia, and Bosnian police have launched an investigation into the video. (And the girl in question may have already offered an apology via YouTube.) But if any of 4chan's anonymous users want to claim the bounty, you can email: [email]webmaster@michaelbay.com[/email]. [/quote] [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/_50_000reward.jpg[/img] [url=http://gawker.com/5628051/transformers-director-michael-bay-offers-50000-bounty-for-puppy+throwing-girl]source[/url] She now has been named. Name: Katja Puschnik Age: 19 Adress: M?nchener Stra?e.16b, 85653 Aying, Germany Email adress: [email]katja.puschnik@web.de[/email] Telephone number (parents): +49 8095 1782 School: Gymnasium Ottobrunn School email adress: [email]sekr@gymnasium-ottobrunn.de[/email] School telephone number: +49 89 6066650 Volleyball Team: Spvgg H?henkirchen-Siegertsbrunn, [url]http://www.volleyball-svh.de/node/19[/url] Location of puppy throwing: Mangfall $50,000 please Edited: facepunch you know what to do... [url=http://www.fudzilla.com/home/news/latest/police-nab-puppy-killer][b][u]important update![/u][/b][/url] she is arrested.

now this is just getting silly [editline]12:57AM[/editline] then again anything with michael bay involved is pretty silly

C'mon facepunch LETS GET HER!!!!

He's going to blow her up.

[QUOTE=LeonS;24562596]He's going to blow her up.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37UKMlmE8KA[/url]

$50,000 is quite a nice sum of money. I thought /b/ already found her, maybe they can get him to donate the money to something.

Fucking ridiculous.

As much as puppy throwing is mean this is fucking STUPID.

the information you have is incorrect.

oh they finally found out who she is, this will be interesting

this doesn't redeem him for Transformers 2

Should see some good car chases and nice explosions. Maybe slip some toe thumbs in there somewhere.

Someone should tie her hands and feet together so she can barely move just like the puppies and throw her into the river! That's justice.

[QUOTE=Lalelalala;24562949]Someone should tie her hands and feet together so she can barely move just like the puppies and throw her into the [B]/b/ board[/B]! That's justice.[/QUOTE] This is more to my liking.

[QUOTE=kayOkay;24562991]This is more to my liking.[/QUOTE] :frog:

[QUOTE=Lalelalala;24562949]Someone should tie her hands and feet together so she can barely move just like the puppies and throw her into the river! That's justice.[/QUOTE] You are an idiot with no knowledge of how justice works.

[QUOTE=Lalelalala;24562949]Someone should tie her hands and feet together so she can barely move just like the puppies and throw her into the river! That's justice.[/QUOTE] No it isn't, that's eye for an eye.

Shit just got real.

He'll only pay up if the info leads to her arrest and successful prosecution. She'll have to commit a crime first if that's gonna' happen.

It's already confirmed that the girl isn't Katja Puschnik. She was placed under police protection and changed her name for safety. She has one fucked up live now.

If /b/ found the girls identity, then who would Michael Bay have to pay? Since all the members are Anonymous, I'd imagine it'd be difficult.

[QUOTE=ImmortalKombat;24563137]You are an idiot with no knowledge of how justice works.[/QUOTE] I do not know how justice works? Justice is subjective. [QUOTE=MachiniOs;24563248]No it isn't, that's eye for an eye.[/QUOTE] That's justice for me.

[QUOTE=usaokay;24563314]Are there explosions in the Victoria's Secret commercials?[/QUOTE] In my pants yes.

[QUOTE=bl4h;24563404]If /b/ found the girls identity, then who would Michael Bay have to pay? Since all the members are Anonymous, I'd imagine it'd be difficult.[/QUOTE] moot?

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;24563248]No it isn't, that's eye for an eye.[/QUOTE] One of the definitions of justice: [i]the administering of deserved punishment or reward. [/i] Some would argue it's what she deserves.

This won't make up for your shitty movies, Michael Bay.

[QUOTE=Savaril;24563723]This won't make up for your shitty movies, Michael Bay.[/QUOTE] I beg to differ. [editline]08:18PM[/editline] I also read somewhere that the information in the OP is incorrect, I could be mistaken...

Where there's Michael Bay, there's explosions. I like where this is going.

4Chan is going to find that whore before us.

[QUOTE=xDrTran;24563749]I also read somewhere that the information in the OP is incorrect, I could be mistaken...[/QUOTE] It's incorrect, the girl was actually Bosnian. And she was [url=http://www.fudzilla.com/home/news/latest/police-nab-puppy-killer]already arrested[/url]. [editline]02:46PM[/editline] You're all late :3: