Why atheism is wrong - General

I was just browsing the tubes when I stumbled across this gem. [url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=29924[/url] Lets discuss why this is totally idiotic. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Religion thread." - Seiteki))[/highlight]

Let's discuss why this thread is totally idiotic: You think Landover Baptist is real

Stop posting about landoverbaptist. It's a satirical site and not a serious, please.

Oh, that site again. In other [i]breaking news[/i], the cake is a lie lol

Why your wrong: There is no god, jesus doesn't love you, the universe is millions of years old, humans did not exist when dinosaurs did, dinosaurs weren't on the fictional ark, many stories in the bible are taken seriously by the people of today as they have not become more intelligent than the people that were once thought these stories which were used to explain something people did not understand. [img]http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/7068831/Youve-been-Served.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=spiderman[/img]

What the actual fuck. [i]Every goddamn week[/i]. This has been posted [b]countless[/b] times before. It's satirical.

Troll site. :irony:

i love jesus yes i do and lord jesus loves you too :]

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;29395677]i love jesus yes i do and lord jesus loves you too :][/QUOTE] Just be careful what you do Or he might just condemn you

strong agnostic represent

[QUOTE=kaze4159;29395694]Just be careful what you do Or he might just condemn you[/QUOTE] Why even try to obey? You're fucked anyway.

The one who believes this shit is a complete idiot. Honestly? "-Communism, which is inherently evil, is founded by atheism, and all atheists are probably secret communists." oh lol

i think everyone is taking this thread the wrong way, but OP delivered it with terrible execution

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;29395711]Why even try to obey? You're fucked anyway.[/QUOTE] If naked men raise your mast He'll strike you down lightning fast

[QUOTE=kaze4159;29395736]If naked men raise your mast He'll strike you down lightning fast[/QUOTE] Just listen to God, That'll soften your rod.

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;29395764]Just listen to God, That'll soften your rod.[/QUOTE] But I was struck deaf last year He doesn't like me drinking beer For some reason wine is right That jesus bloke is full of spite

I'm sorry I'm a Christian and that article doesn't even make any sense. You can't use a fact like "the bible is always right" to prove why athiesm is wrong.

Didnt read. Rated dumb.

[QUOTE=kaze4159;29395736]If naked men raise your mast He'll strike you down lightning fast[/QUOTE] And send you to hell till the end of time. This thread is now about spittin' rhyme. [editline]24th April 2011[/editline] fuck i was late

^ hahahaha i beat you nyahhhhhhhhhh [QUOTE=kaze4159;29395788]But I was struck deaf last year He doesn't like me drinking beer For some reason wine is right That jesus bloke is full of spite[/QUOTE] HIS RHYMES FLY AS FAST AS THE WIND- UNLIMITED POWER- /caps

Yup... This just confirms how easily some people believe shit.

although this is satire there is a certain amount of truth here, particularly this -Atheists try to shift the burden of proof unfairly upon theists (ie, atheists make the wild and unprovable claim that God does not exist, and then unfairly expect us Christians to prove that He DOES exist)

I absolutely love that site.

[QUOTE=kaze4159;29395788]But I was struck deaf last year He doesn't like me drinking beer For some reason wine is right That jesus bloke is full of spite[/QUOTE] You speak well young Kaze4159 I hope you're not past your prime Enlighten us with your soothing rhyme

[QUOTE=MarioMan10CP;29395799]I'm sorry I'm a Christian and that article doesn't even make any sense. You can't use a fact like "the bible is always right" to prove why athiesm is wrong.[/QUOTE] What kind of a Christian doesn't think the Bible is a reliable source?

[QUOTE=fenwick;29395933]What kind of a Christian doesn't think the Bible is a reliable source?[/QUOTE] A commie, Islamic, atheist, Freedom-hating, baby-killing Christian that's who!

Get along idiots. Mostly everyone on facepunch is already atheist, if the atheist majority here wants to make a real difference, you should just migrate to a christian forum to preach instead of crying about the idiocy of religion here every day.

[QUOTE=fenwick;29395933]What kind of a Christian doesn't think the Bible is a reliable source?[/QUOTE] Reasonable christians.

dear op, that site is satire please go die in a fire instead of being late get out, mate [editline]24th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Dick Tracy;29396004]Reasonable christians.[/QUOTE] oxymoron

Funny, it's talking about the article from conservapedia, written [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/shockofgod?blend=1&ob=5"]this guy[/URL] and then talked about at length in one of his videos, and then thoroughly thrashed by our ol' pal the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQRG-xsw3kM]Amazing Atheist[/url].