• Suspect Gay Shit?
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Hey folks, just checking this forum out and noticed a drug discussion section, which is cool because I smoke weed recreationally ever since it's been legalized in my province. Anyways, I was picking up some Pineapple Marijuana from my dealer who is this skinny white guy, when I felt his hand on my deltoid. Sort of creeped me out so I asked him what he thought he was doing, and he replied "No homo just think you're a sexy ass". WTF did he mean by that? I notice men these days have been so effeminized by the liberal agenda that they think doing gay shit like this is okay? I said to him "Haha thanks man" and then he put his hand on my Pectoral WTF !!! He told me that I looked like a statue of Apollo whatever that means.... then asked me if I wanted to hang out with him and do some "bro shit but as friends" but I told him I had a piano lesson later. He looked pretty put down but whatever, I just wanted to pick up a gram of weed not get complimented on my looks although I always appreciate a compliment. What exactly what this guy trying to accomplish? It was so suspect I thought he might be gay, but he said it was all going to be as friends which seemed pretty cool as I'm always down to make new friends. The kush hit me hella hard got to say though, maybe it's because I haven't bunned in a while and my tolerance was lower but I swear I started hallucinating and seeing things from the corner of my vision. Almost had a panic attack when my cat jumped onto my lap and I ended up punching a hole into my drywall. Parents were pissed haaaaah
You should give him the d
sounds about right
[QUOTE=jonnymad;46536613]You should give him the d[/QUOTE] Yeah but I'm not a homo and he said he isn't either
[QUOTE=TSUKASA_FAN2K;46536709]Yeah but I'm not a homo and he said he isn't either[/QUOTE] its just being a good friend for him
Update: just drank 1200mg of DXM and i am whacked the fuck out
[QUOTE=scorpinat;46536774]its just being a good friend for him[/QUOTE] It's not gay unless the balls touch, be a bro. I would totally give my bro a rim job if he asked me, it's just a bro helping a bro out. Bro up.
Hey, you can only win by letting him suck your dick... Make a deal, he can suck your dick if you can have a gram, win/win.
[QUOTE=Joscpe;46545391]Hey, you can only win by letting him suck your dick... Make a deal, he can suck your dick if you can have a gram, win/win.[/QUOTE] That'd be sweet. What's wrong with that? You're just a human with a penis and another human wants that penis so let the magic happen.
If you wrote a book i would buy and read it
release the kraken
[QUOTE=TSUKASA_FAN2K;46536558] his hand on my [b]deltoid.[/b] [/QUOTE] Hahahaha deltoid, what the fuck lol
good morning, /fit/ how are you
greatest thread since tittles
[QUOTE=GoldenTWM;46546843]Hahahaha deltoid, what the fuck lol[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T2XQjhs.jpg[/IMG]
the first time i smoked with some friends one of them whipped out his dick and duck taped it to his stomach. Suspect gay shit
[QUOTE=TSUKASA_FAN2K;46536843]Update: just drank 1200mg of DXM and i am whacked the fuck out[/QUOTE] jayzeus all over again
I had the same 'friend' as you. This one guy, I'll call him D. D always used to invite me out, and one time I thought fuck it and met him. He was chill, for some reason he bought shitloads of weed and alcohol, and gave it to me for nothing. A few weeks passed, D was getting frustrated. Constantly messaging me shit like 'wanna hang out bro? I got that new call of duty on ps4 you can play it with me" and I just creep the fuck out and ignore him. Such is life.
i need friends like that
your canadian, roll with the tradition
[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;46551153]I had the same 'friend' as you. This one guy, I'll call him D. D always used to invite me out, and one time I thought fuck it and met him. He was chill, for some reason he bought shitloads of weed and alcohol, and gave it to me for nothing. A few weeks passed, D was getting frustrated. Constantly messaging me shit like 'wanna hang out bro? I got that new call of duty on ps4 you can play it with me" and I just creep the fuck out and ignore him. Such is life.[/QUOTE] He might just have been lonely :(
[QUOTE=kaskade700;46552217]He might just have been lonely :([/QUOTE] should've started touching his dick bro ;_;
gentle strokes
[QUOTE=kaskade700;46554531]gentle strokes[/QUOTE] suspect gay shit
suspect dennab
[QUOTE=jonnymad;46536847]It's not gay unless the balls touch, be a bro. I would totally give my bro a rim job if he asked me, it's just a bro helping a bro out. Bro up.[/QUOTE] brojob
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[QUOTE=Joscpe;46545391]Hey, you can only win by letting him suck your dick... Make a deal, he can suck your dick if you can have a gram, win/win.[/QUOTE] Goddamn I'd take that deal. Would I technically be a prostitute? Because I'm okay with that.
RIPped in pieces
Its okay to be gay! Did him touching your dick hurt you, no, so just do whatever you want!
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