So i have a pimple. Pretty much in a damn nasty place. - General

As of 2255 hours, I have discovered a rather frightening development. [b]There is currently a pimple situated in the middle of my gooch.[/b] Yes, you read correctly. A foreign body, most likely containing a fair amount of oil-derative pus, has taken up roots in one of the most delicate places of the male anatomy. For those not informed, the 'gooch' is slang for the region of skin between the the exterior rectum and the testicular origins, i.e. your ballsack to your asshole. Lately I've noticed a rather persistant itching in the nether regions, however I had simply chalked it up to some tangled hairs or something. That is, before tonight's evening shower, when I finally bent over and checked. I'm not really sure what to do yet. Obviously it'll go away eventually, but generally I take a no-nonsense approach to the little bastards--several of the buggers have been forcefully evicted from my face in the past, under the leadership of my trusted Lieutenant Scissors. However, this is a rather sensitive area we are discussing. Not to mention that it's a big'un. So face, I come to you with my surreal predicament. Personian anonymity helps when talking of such matters. What's your opinion, Dr. Facepunch? tl ; dr--oh god am i gonna die [highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is not a topic for general discussion" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

Use a torch to get it off

You have to be amputated, I'm going to cut your torso off.

Sucks to be you.

Hope another one doesn't show up down there?

This thread and the other one about white spots on your dick make me :gonk:

Pop it. It will feel good.

pop it lol gonna hurt like a bitch though

Perineum is what its called

Bengay.

Not as bad as getting one on your dick.

I'll pop it for you ;)

pop it, it will hurt, but the pain will be (for the most part) gone. besides it's better then sitting on it and irritating it for awhile until it goes away.

[QUOTE] forcefully evicted from my face in the past, under the leadership of my trusted Lieutenant Scissors. [/QUOTE] wat

I have a bit of a question, when you say oil-derative what do you mean?

Gross.

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Pop it, then put some neosporin on a bandage and put it on there ASAP

Good to know :smile:

make another pimple so it can have a wife down there, its a lonely existence you know

It'd probably best for you in the long-run to just pop it. It's gonna hurt like a bitch though. :v:

Wait.... you cut pimples off your face with scissors? And pop it, it will be a relieving pain.

Pop it and rub your shit all over it. You'll probably get a nasty infection but FP needs a follow up story.

You can also call your 'gooch' the ABC Ass-Ball Connection.

thanks for that.

It's called a crundle. Not a gooch.

I get pimples in between my ass cheeks. Don't complain. [editline]05:24AM[/editline] Carbuncles, actually.

Just pop it.

Leave it alone

Erm, what were you doing when you found it..? Also, it could just be a mole or something unless you actually saw it. Odd place to a get a pimple because that area of the body is not very oily (as far as I know), more just sweaty.