[quote]NEWINGTON, Conn. (WHDH) – Police are searching for a man who they say broke into a convenience store and stole a banana early Wednesday morning.
According to surveillance video uncovered by police, the suspect rammed a Ford Freestyle station wagon with Connecticut plates into the store entrance several times, breaking the glass.
The man entered the store, where he took a banana from a shelf, ate it and then exited the store.
No other items were taken in the robbery.
The car sustained damage to the driver-side rear bumper and tail light.[/quote]
SOURCE - [url]http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/10012690808182/man-crashes-car-steals-banana-at-newington-store/#ixzz2pqBbknCv[/url]
This is bananas!!!!
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truly, property damage and rash driving for the sake of a single banana proves his dedication to the cause.
he just really needed his vitamin b
Maybe he thought he would find cocaine? And after he realized that there was none he just thought "Fuck it, I'm not here for nothing"
Maybe he was hungry.
Potassium deficiency?
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;43465004]This is bananas!!!![/QUOTE]
No, it was only one banana.
[B][I]Honk[/I][/B]
well, I guess someone found it ap-[I]peel[/I]-ing to get the banana.
[QUOTE=Polonium9;43469054]well, I guess someone found it ap-[I]peel[/I]-ing to get the banana.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to apeel your skin if you make another pun
Sounds like the setup for an old Simpsons "file photo" joke.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;43469159]I'm going to apeel your skin if you make another pun[/QUOTE]
That joke was a bunch of crap. Monkeys could do better.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;43469159]I'm going to apeel your skin if you make another pun[/QUOTE]
Woah, dude, no need to get your panties in a [I]bunch[/I].
What can I say? Man's got his priorities.
Hopefully this is viral marketing for a new GTA V heist.
He wanted a banana
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GRAND THEFT AUTO MADE ME DO IT
I guess you could say he got [B]ban[/B]anaed.
THIS JUST IN
The suspect has wrecked his vehicle and is proceeding on foot
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The suspect has been identified as Bubbles the Chimp and is to be considered armed and dangerous
I'm sorry, but the title alone made me laugh. I just imagine this guy with a thousand yard stare crashing into the market and then getting out of the car flailing his arms and screaming something about banana's grabbing one and then doing this weird crab walk away.
Where is the damn video I really want to see this.
