• A Cow Just Ran Past My House.
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Alright , So I was playing Bad Company 2 on my Xbox 360 I was doing quite well and suddenly I heard loud footsteps and I had my window open so that amplified the footsteps, so I looked out my window to see a large brown cow running past my driveway along the footpath and I live in quite a large estate so the chances of this being possible was quite low, and I thought WTF! so I ran downstairs to put my shoes on. I then ran outside and my neighbours were already outside laughing so I thought to try and get a picture so I headed up towards the end of my road and that's a dead end so I went left through an alleyway towards the local park to try to see if I could get a glimpse of it but I was too late it had already been and gone, it probably crossed the road because at the other side of the road there is a woods. I sit here typing this to you now as I think where did it come from there's a few farms not too far away around a mile or so away but to get to my road it would of had to have crossed 2 main roads. It looked sort of like this. [img]http://amandajones.com/images_portfolio/light%20brown%20cow%20close%20up.jpg[/img]
it was the milking cow that is called the Battlefield series
Should have stole it and harvested its milk
that was my cow.
Is this just me , or was there no reason to make this thread
[IMG]http://imaginarycinema.com/images/burton/normal_ma_8.jpg[/IMG] Mother Of God. Get out of there!
Fuck you cow!
Great thread! Did you remember to milk it?
[QUOTE=Rashy;21331980] [img]http://amandajones.com/images_portfolio/light%20brown%20cow%20close%20up.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [b]HURRR DURRR IMMA COW LOL[/b] [sp]caps[/sp] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Catch it, slaughter it, and have a cookout with your friends.
He were running because he didn't want to get an anal probe.
Thats were my mom went!
Cows are spectacular.
Holy cow!
Another great thread to go into the archives. /sarcasm
Welcome to the countryside.
Please tell me it wasn't a soy cow.
I read the entire OP without pausing. Greatest sentence I've ever read in my life.
hunt it down, kill it, then make steak and burgers!
How now brown cow
How now brown cow? Lol we posted at the same time. :D
.So you posted about it on facepunch :v:
[QUOTE=DoubleDD;21331998]it was the milking cow that is called the Battlefield series[/QUOTE] Nah, Infinity Ward and Activision left the stable gates open again. When they make MW3 or whatever the fuck, it'll roam back.
That picture looks like Babba brown cow. /inner friend circle reference :3:
Well I guess that cow was [I]Mooving.[/I]
[QUOTE=radioactive;21332566]Well I guess that cow was [I]Mooving.[/I][/QUOTE] My sides are splitting.
[img]http://i40.tinypic.com/2w3zxn4.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Swebonny;21332664]http://i40.tinypic.com/2w3zxn4.jpg[/QUOTE] Why does he have an erection when he sees the cow?
[QUOTE=Chaohord;21332186]I read the entire OP without pausing. Greatest sentence I've ever read in my life.[/QUOTE] lo [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
I'm only the artist, it is the viewer that is supposed to see and analyse the art.
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