Everyone's favorite Pot-Smoking, Paramedic is back.
But I need help.
I've seen so many grisly things lately, this is getting hard to deal with.
It's taking a toll on my personal life, my relationships, my sanity at home.
I've seen grown men weep at the sight of their kin, dead.
I've held babies as they died in my arms.
I've seen people torn to pieces, battered and bruised by anyone and everyone.
So, I need a muse, something to get my mind off all this.
I've been toking up more than usual, playing more guitar than usual.
Is there anything I can do to ease my mind off of all this?
Anything anyone can do to help would be appreciated.
masturbate.
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think of naked women rubbing against you
Porn.
Fucking ninjas.
covered in oil
Don't kill yourself you'd die.
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;22184572]masturbate.
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think of naked women rubbing against you[/QUOTE]
this.
and actually you would cause others to die since you save lives because you're a paramedic.
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[B]and[/B] some pot dealer would make less money because when your dead you can't buy any more pot.
if babies are dying in your arm its maybe because your tears were falling into there mouth and they choked and died
hookers
It may not be the right job for you then, it takes a special kind of person to be a paramedic/EMT without losing their sanity.
Go fucking postal.
Go on a murder spree
[QUOTE=evilweazel;22184623]It may not be the right job for you then, it takes a special kind of person to be a paramedic/EMT without losing their sanity.[/QUOTE]
this basically
if it's taking too much of a psychological toll on you then it'd probably be best to find another job. I'm sure you could find a less traumatic job with all the experience you have, and keeping your sanity is far more important.
Think of the people you saved.
Hang out with your friends!!
See a therapist.
Strip club.
Play so much guitar that you become a rock star instead.
On a serious note, I really feel for you and I hope you find a way to deal with it.
You can't save them all.
Maybe you shouldn't be Paramedic if you can't handle it, you're putting your life and others at danger. I appreciate you for trying though, but maybe it just isn't for you.
You're not very good at poetry
It didn't even rhyme
get high before you go out
[QUOTE=soderholm13;22184737]Strip club.[/QUOTE]
lets go bowling!
honestly, take a vacation
Go for a nice bicycle ride. Look at the scenery. And the endorphins released by the physical activity will make you happy.
sorry to hear that. it's a tough job, and someone has to do it etc. etc. just try and find something that will let you escape it all. or, just get high a lot.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22184823]You're not very good at poetry
It didn't even rhyme[/QUOTE]
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme dumb ass.
Yes it does
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22185302]Yes it does[/QUOTE]
only some forms of poetry rhyme :frogdowns:
[QUOTE=Aven;22184560]Everyone's favorite Pot-Smoking, Paramedic is back.
But I need help.
I've seen so many grisly things lately, this is getting hard to deal with.
It's taking a toll on my personal life, my relationships, my sanity at home.
I've seen grown men weep at the sight of their kin, dead.
I've held babies as they died in my arms.
I've seen people torn to pieces, battered and bruised by anyone and everyone.
So, I need a muse, something to get my mind off all this.
I've been toking up more than usual, playing more guitar than usual.
Is there anything I can do to ease my mind off of all this?
Anything anyone can do to help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
Hes a fake, not even a paramedic. Paramedics don't break down like this, they get desensitized. My dad is a fireman he has seen a lot too.
Don't believe him.
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