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[b]ADVENTURE[/b] of [b]FREEFORMLY STATURE[/b] (and its belated sequel) was an MS Paint interactive following the adventures of characters built by the readers/players. It died out eventually because my life got hectic as shit and I tried to run SHADES. I'm back in the calm and it's time for the sequel.
1. I'll ask about a specific thing. e.g:
[b]UNNAMED HERO[/b] sees a [b]BARREL.[/b] What does [b]UNNAMED HERO[/b] do to the [b]BARREL[/b]
2. Completely freeform
If I post a panel without asking people to do anything specific, you can suggest ANYTHING YOU WANT.
e.g:
My post: (LEISURELY ARTWORK)
[b]UNNAMED HERO[/b] does some shit.
Your post: [b]UNNAMED HERO[/b] should [b]PIMP SOME HUSSLE.[/b]
Grains of dirt blow along the ground, colliding with eachother as they migrated in to territory unknown. Just beyond this flock, a figure steps out, facing a long journey to further territory unknown.
[img]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4479/20121215183836.png[/img]
We need to know who this character is.
[b]NAME:
ETHNICITY:
PERSONAL DETAILS:
FAVORITE COLOR:[/b]
NAME: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
ETHNICITY: FAGGOT
PERSONAL DETAILS: BAD ACTOR
FAVORITE COLOR: RED FOR BLOOD
The [b]ETHNICITY[/b] you have chosen, [b]FAGGOT[/b], is currently unavailable.
WHITE FAGGOT
The [b]NAME[/b] you have chosen, [b]JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE[/b], is a trademark of the [b]BAD DRAGON FOUNDATION[/b]. Please [b]RE-CHOOSE[/b].
JUSTIN R TIMBERLAKE
Fucking [b]HELL[/b].
[img]http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3200/20121215185439.png[/img]
You are in control of [b]JUSTIN R TIMBERLAKE[/b], a struggling [b]JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES[/b] who cannot choose a single fucking [b]MEDIUM[/b] to stick with.
You recently woke up in the wake of an [b]UNKNOWN APOCALYPSE[/b], alone. You are situated near a [b]GARAGE[/b] and a [b]SHITTY SHOTGUN SHACK[/b].
You may [b]DO ANYTHING.[/b]
Run head first into those planks at Jim's. Break right through them.
Go into the garage and do the only sane thing to do in an apocalypse. [B][U]Loot![/U][/B]
Attempt to ascertain the nature of the apocalypse
Shave head with fingernails
Find a way out of the city
The cities are usually the worst place to be in an apocalypse
Trust me, I'm an expert
Look around, and hear a strange sound. Go to the [b]Shotgun Shack[/b] so you're not unprepared for whatever the world is like after this [b]WORLD-DEVASTATING EVENT[/b].
The [b]GARAGE[/b] appeals to you.
[img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6579/20121216120116.png[/img]
[img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/661/20121216121024.png[/img].
You [b]HEADBUTT[/b] the [b]PLANKS[/b] to get to all that sweet-ass [b]LOOT[/b] you presume is inside the [b]GARAGE[/b]. You instead [b]CRACK[/b] your [b]LUMBERING NOGGIN[/b] on the plank and receive a superficial [b]LACERATION OF THE FACE[/b]. You also ponder your sudden [b]LACK OF HAIR[/b].
[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3088/20121216121552.png[/img]
Oh, that's right. You [b]SHAVED[/b] your [b]AVERAGE HAIRCUT[/b] with your [b]FINGERNAILS[/b] after the [b]MIND-BENDING AGONY[/b] of trying to figure out what happened [b]HITS YOU[/b]. Desperate times, desperate measures.
You open your eyes through the pain.
[img]http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/686/20121216122234.png[/img]
What do you do?
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What do you do?[/QUOTE]
What is that laying beside you? Can you pick it up?
Attempt to do so and swing it against the car window (assuming the car is locked).
Use your potion of resurrection.
Evolve into chameleon
Get into the car and loot it (of course). Also, if it works, drive into Jim's.
Rise up like a true knight and look around for a descent melee weapon. Loot it like Link would do in LoZ series
Break into the car and drive it through a mob of zombies
Update coming at about 4PM GMT, hang in there
I will freaken destroy you otherwise
Updating
[editline]18th December 2012[/editline]
[img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8426/20121218214544.png[/img]
You move over to the [b]MYSTERIOUS LONG OBJECT[/b]. On closer inspection, it appears to be a [b]BASEBALL BAT[/b] without any color to it. You pick up the [b]BASEBALL BAT[/b] and upon doing so you are temporarily blinded by an [b]INTENSE LIGHT[/b]. You squint and see that color returns to the bat slowly upon your touch.
[img]http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3452/20121218214854.png[/img]
The light still intense, you struggle to make out a figure on the floor.
[img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6598/20121218215238.png[/img]
You have a terrible [b]FEELING[/b] in your stomach.
Ascertain the nature of the feeling.
Induce vomiting.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ed8ZG.gif[/img]
You feel the feeling [b]DISSIPATE[/b], if only a little. Your wound appears to have healed.
Go eat something and take a breath mint.
hit thing with baseball bat
or yourself
whatever
Alright, sure, investigate the figure.
Run away.
Hey, sorry about the kinda delay going on here - I'll try to have an update out within 24 hours. Long day.
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