Opening Our Very Own Cosmetic Surgery Catering To Otherkins, Elves etc
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So I'm looking for a licensed doctor in Britain (or Ireland and willing to move to England) so that we can open a cosmetic surgery that exclusively serves the Otherkin community ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin[/url]). These are the spirits of a) animals of the natural world such as wolves, foxes, dogs, sharks etc or b) animals that have not yet been entirely verified by science such as Elves, Dragons, Fairies, Vampires etc, spirits who have become trapped in human bodies. Our service would help modify their human body prisons so that they can get closer to their true natural state.
Living in a condition where you appear so different from your true form can not be easily explained, you just feel that something is...[i]wrong[/i]:
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The deal: I bring 80% of the startup capital, my uncle's connections in import/export for the necessary materials, my connections in the underground sections of the Otherkin community, my business acumen. You bring medical license (valid in Britain) and 20% of the startup capital. 55% share of the business (me) and 45% share (you). These numbers can be negotiated.
Prospective services and prices (pending medical consultation):
Ear Reshaping
-Elven Ears - £750
-Cat Ears - £650
-'Floppy' - £550
-Custom shape - £950
Hand/Paw Reshaping - £1200
Claw Embedding - £550
-Retractable - +£250
Eye Reshaping
-'Anime Eyes'- £950
-Panda Eyes - £200
-Droop Lids- £450
Tail Grafting
-Furry Tail - £500
-'Flesh Tail' -£600
Talon Grafting - £500
Whisker Pad - £900
Whisker Plugs - £850 (may require multiple sessions)
Randomized Skin Pigmentation For 'Spotted Hyde' Effect - £750
Whole Body Fur Plugs - £1200
Rhinoplasty For Nose To Snout Reshaping - £1100
Feather Grafting - (will depend on quantity of feathers) starting at £450
Fang Dental Procedure - (partnership with dental practice required)
Scale Grafting
-'Soft Scales' (fish, snakes) - £1000
-'Hard Scales' (Alligators, Crocodiles) - £1500
Prosthetic Wings (polymer) - £900
Non-funtional 'Gills' - £800
Horns Fused Onto Skull - £900
This is only a very short, prospective list. Details, services and prices will need to be worked out.
If you're a medical practitioner or will soon graduate med-school and are interested or simply curious:
[email]theflowingtree@yahoo.co.uk[/email]
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i'm going to get soft scales on my dong so i can have soft and hard scales
Gotta' get me some cat ears and a tail, man.
My brain is throwing up at the though of this.
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Ear Reshaping
-Elven Ears - £750
-Cat Ears - £650
-'Floppy' - £550
[B]-Custom shape - £950[/B]
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will you guys do elephant ears or hands where my ears should be???
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Non-funtional 'Gills' - £800
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Non functional? What a con.
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Randomized Skin Pigmentation For 'Spotted Hyde' Effect - £750[/quote]
if you make my cock black will it get bigger???
Can I have a horn surgically implanted on my horse?
Or a uni implanted in my corn?
You're a human, get over it. Jesus Christ.
I'm interested in how the anime eyes thing works, actually. Someone should elaborate on that.
You should be executed
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-'Flesh Tail' -£600[/quote]
could you do a custom tip for me
i would like to have it end in a diamond studded gold plated dick
I'm a plastic surgerist
add two zeroes to every price and we can negoatiate, and obviously, I want 90% of the profit, not measly 45%
Shit, I must complete more quests to earn gold for such transformations!
[QUOTE=Dashiel;26296821]I'm interested in how the anime eyes thing works, actually. Someone should elaborate on that.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://blogs.chron.com/shopgirl/archives/2010/07/contacts_to_mak.html[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_contact_lens[/url]
[QUOTE=Lebowski;26296837]could you do a custom tip for me
i would like to have it end in a diamond studded gold plated dick[/QUOTE]
Stop making bad dick jokes. This is the third one you made in this thread so far.
[QUOTE=alphatwo;26296955]Stop making bad dick jokes. This is the third one you made in this thread so far.[/QUOTE]
don't be a dick man
i'm just dickin' around
Give me the horns, NOW!
[QUOTE=Lebowski;26296897][url]http://blogs.chron.com/shopgirl/archives/2010/07/contacts_to_mak.html[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_contact_lens[/url][/QUOTE]
From the price I assumed it was surgery, not contact lenses.
I don't see this working out at all.
Why has no one told the OP to fuck off yet?
[QUOTE=Dashiel;26297045]From the price I assumed it was surgery, not contact lenses.[/QUOTE]
most of the shit
in the thread
ain't possible now. 'least safely anyways.
safely being defined in this situation as: something that won't be rejected by your body later, something that won't fuck up the use of said/nearby bodyparts
and no sane person would risk their medical license on "alpha" body modifications dreamed up by some insane cocker who thought they lived another life as a dragon or a furry or some shit
Fuck off OP.
Done it for you guys.
There is and always will be only one cat man.
I can see that the anti furry script is a complete failure. Uninstalling it now.
"animals that have not yet been entirely verified by science such as Elves, Dragons, Fairies, Vampires etc, spirits who have become trapped in human bodies."
Not yet entirely verified, huh. That makes sense
It's as if the furry fandom suddenly got even more retarded